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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    For a long time there's been a stigma regarding the credibility and ability of a porn actor to... well... act, so much so that if you go into porn it blacklists you from serious endeavors regardless of credentials or training.

    There's no reason to expect oscar caliber performances, though it'd be neat if someone came out of this with legitimate open opportunities and expanded horizons.

    pirates was pretty legitimate apparently I never saw it

    and Traci Lords has had a pretty decent career outside of porn

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That's because she capitalized on her porn infamy.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    I think as the only person talking about gay porn I am up there on the creepinessometer

    Actually you are creeping me out the least, at least you don't know all of their names and the various sub-genres of porn and what sorts of wine go with what sort of porn etc.

    No I do know some of that it's just that it would be lost on you all

    enlighten us, I am intrigued by the ways of the gays

    for instance it was explained to me by neville that gays have sex in the bottom

    this was information he thought the british may have been unaware of

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    Mori would possibly know better, but some adult actors are classically trained in theatre and are quite capable in serious roles, yet their choice to enter the industry completely raped them of any chance.

    it would be an insult to the actor and to the viewer to have a pornstar say play a guest role on startrek: tng along side patrick stewart

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    aahahaha

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    I think as the only person talking about gay porn I am up there on the creepinessometer

    Actually you are creeping me out the least, at least you don't know all of their names and the various sub-genres of porn and what sorts of wine go with what sort of porn etc.

    No I do know some of that it's just that it would be lost on you all

    enlighten us, I am intrigued by the ways of the gays

    for instance it was explained to me by neville that gays have sex in the bottom

    this was information he thought the british may have been unaware of

    come again

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pirates is a big budget porn (5 million?). It's still porn, albeit CG enhanced and in a less dank basement.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    men with men. that's ridiculous

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Mori would possibly know better, but some adult actors are classically trained in theatre and are quite capable in serious roles, yet their choice to enter the industry completely raped them of any chance.

    it would be an insult to the actor and to the viewer to have a pornstar say play a guest role on startrek: tng along side patrick stewart

    Poor nerds wouldn't be able to handle having their two obsessions on the screen at once. They might have a stroke.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    do you not have gays where you come from tube?

    Because if so we could loan you a few. I mean its not like there is a shortage over here.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    I think as the only person talking about gay porn I am up there on the creepinessometer

    Actually you are creeping me out the least, at least you don't know all of their names and the various sub-genres of porn and what sorts of wine go with what sort of porn etc.

    No I do know some of that it's just that it would be lost on you all

    enlighten us, I am intrigued by the ways of the gays

    for instance it was explained to me by neville that gays have sex in the bottom

    this was information he thought the british may have been unaware of

    The bottom, you say?

    Hmmmmmm

    I'm not sure about this

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    men with men. that's ridiculous

    i don't get it

    which one makes the other a sandwich

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's perilous looking for gay porn when you have specific fetishes.

    It starts off hot when they tie up one guy and start licking him all over. Then they get out the speculum and ooh yeah that's pretty hot and kinky.

    It's when they start peeing in him from across the room that I go ARGH YOU GUYS CROSSED THE LINE.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's perilous looking for gay porn when you have specific fetishes.

    It starts off hot when they tie up one guy and start licking him all over. Then they get out the speculum and ooh yeah that's pretty hot and kinky.

    It's when they start peeing in him from across the room that I go ARGH YOU GUYS CROSSED THE LINE.

    Target practice.

    "Dude, I totally pinged his birthmark"

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Mori would possibly know better, but some adult actors are classically trained in theatre and are quite capable in serious roles, yet their choice to enter the industry completely raped them of any chance.

    it would be an insult to the actor and to the viewer to have a pornstar say play a guest role on startrek: tng along side patrick stewart

    Poor nerds wouldn't be able to handle having their two obsessions on the screen at once. They might have a stroke.

    well i just meant someone of his caliber like gary oldman or daniel day lewis and forest whitaker

    i mean i just cannot fathom nor would I want porn stars to be along side them

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i have a rectal prolapse fetish that can simply not be satisfied through the mainstream porn industry

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Mori would possibly know better, but some adult actors are classically trained in theatre and are quite capable in serious roles, yet their choice to enter the industry completely raped them of any chance.

    it would be an insult to the actor and to the viewer to have a pornstar say play a guest role on startrek: tng along side patrick stewart

    Poor nerds wouldn't be able to handle having their two obsessions on the screen at once. They might have a stroke.

    well i just meant someone of his caliber like gary oldman or daniel day lewis and forest whitaker

    i mean i just cannot fathom nor would I want porn stars to be along side them

    Do you have a problem with them having worked with other ladies that were naked in non-porn movies for money?

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Mori would possibly know better, but some adult actors are classically trained in theatre and are quite capable in serious roles, yet their choice to enter the industry completely raped them of any chance.

    it would be an insult to the actor and to the viewer to have a pornstar say play a guest role on startrek: tng along side patrick stewart

    Poor nerds wouldn't be able to handle having their two obsessions on the screen at once. They might have a stroke.

    well i just meant someone of his caliber like gary oldman or daniel day lewis and forest whitaker

    i mean i just cannot fathom nor would I want porn stars to be along side them

    And there's the blacklisting at work.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    I run the maths and I think neville was joking, it's not possible for a penis to go in a bottom

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Because oh nooooooo 5th Element and Species had plenty naked titties and sex scenes and Gary Oldman and Forest Whitaker were in those.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    I run the maths and I think neville was joking, it's not possible for a penis to go in a bottom

    Theories don't mean shit down on the docks.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    milla jovovich thread?

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sexual attraction is a desire, actresses can be desired in this way, but if they go whoring around and being really slutty most people do not desire them, most people

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    It's perilous looking for gay porn when you have specific fetishes.

    It starts off hot when they tie up one guy and start licking him all over. Then they get out the speculum and ooh yeah that's pretty hot and kinky.

    It's when they start peeing in him from across the room that I go ARGH YOU GUYS CROSSED THE LINE.

    Target practice.

    "Dude, I totally pinged his birthmark"

    I can't hear or read the word "ping" without hearing in my mind "verify range to target. One. Ping. Only."

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Because oh nooooooo 5th Element and Species had plenty naked titties and sex scenes and Gary Oldman and Forest Whitaker were in those.

    i'm not talking about titties
    i'm talking about someone who takes baseballs bats in the ass on camera for money


    BIG DIFFERENCE

    titties can be classy

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    sexual attraction is a desire, actresses can be desired in this way, but if they go whoring around and being really slutty most people do not desire them, most people

    I can't hear you over your repressed sexuality.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    seph has silly opinions

    let's look at his silly opinions everyone

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    I run the maths and I think neville was joking, it's not possible for a penis to go in a bottom

    carry the one

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I love this. I love this so much.

    I hope it's extra horrible and wasn't on Spike

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I love this. I love this so much.

    I hope it's extra horrible and wasn't on Spike

    It cozies in so well with manswers!

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    bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    I run the maths and I think neville was joking, it's not possible for a penis to go in a bottom

    carry the one

    I've run the simulations time and again, there are fundamental problems with the theory

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I had manswers on the other night when the channel button got stuck.

    I hated it so much.

    It was far too xtreme

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    I run the maths and I think neville was joking, it's not possible for a penis to go in a bottom

    carry the one

    I've run the simulations time and again, there are fundamental problems with the theory

    Fagonacci's sequence

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    bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    I run the maths and I think neville was joking, it's not possible for a penis to go in a bottom

    carry the one

    I've run the simulations time and again, there are fundamental problems with the theory

    Fagonacci's sequence

    Sounds like something you'd invent

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I had manswers on the other night when the channel button got stuck.

    I hated it so much.

    It was far too xtreme

    The announcer was pretty ridiculous, though he's become a popular character in this apartment for his enthusiasm alone.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    I run the maths and I think neville was joking, it's not possible for a penis to go in a bottom

    carry the one

    I've run the simulations time and again, there are fundamental problems with the theory

    Fagonacci's sequence

    Sounds like something you'd invent

    :teach:8========>

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man look how hideous those men in the OP look

    Why do you ruin my porn

    This is why Rocco is so good

    Also I'd like to congratulate Sasha Grey on actually having eyebrows, which seems so rare among porn stars these days

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Also I'd like to congratulate Sasha Grey on actually having eyebrows, which seems so rare among porn stars these days

    Terribly drawn eyebrows! That's going on the Polafaux pas list of "don't do this shit ladies" fashion choices.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I only noticed the lack of eyebrows until Rachel pointed it out.

    Also it's weird to be thinking about porn when watching Slither. So far no wires have been crossed, but...

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Man look how hideous those men in the OP look

    Why do you ruin my porn

    This is why Rocco is so good

    Also I'd like to congratulate Sasha Grey on actually having eyebrows, which seems so rare among porn stars these days

    There are ugly men in lots of porn because the people who normally want to see a dude giving it to a lady like it's going to save both of their lives aren't hunky muscle men. Putting gorgeous male actors with magnificent bodies into a video watched predominantly by horny men would cause a lot of homophobic discomfort.

    Besides, all the good-looking guys do gay-for-pay anyway. Regular straight-porn dudes don't make nearly as much unless they've got a dick that doubles as a fire-hose.

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