There really isn't much to be gained from playing video games aside from instant gratification.
You've said some stupid shit, Javen, but this is really, really stupid.
You essentially just said that an entire artistic medium is shallow and has nothing deeper to offer than, say, beating off. Just instant gratification and nothing more. This shows that either you've never played a game with any real substance to it, or you have played such games but failed to get the deeper meaning, or you're just a moron who somehow believes that the entire medium is capable of nothing more than Wii Sports, depite having actually had contact with it.
Go ahead, replace "video games" with any other art form. "There's nothing to be gained from listening to the devil rock 'n' roll music aside from instant gratification." "There's nothing to be gained from watching films aside from instant gratification." "There's nothing to be gained from reading fiction aside from instant gratification."
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Defender, I'm ashamed
You just dissed beating off as a medium used for nothing but instant gratification.
You just dissed beating off as a medium used for nothing but instant gratification.
It is an art form.
I very carefully avoided elaborating on what you're beating off to, though. Stealing all those pregnancy-themed magazines is clearly a high art in its own right, even before you start jerking off.
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Defender, think of the time and the research put into the many techniques
Sure you could just put up a fist and jerk
Or you could switch it up, put that palm headward, and let your fingers take a trip to Testitown.
The possibilities are endless, and we mere humans have hardly scratched the surface.
Defender, think of the time and the research put into the many techniques
Sure you could just put up a fist and jerk
Or you could switch it up, put that palm headward, and let your fingers take a trip to Testitown.
The possibilities are endless, and we mere humans have hardly scratched the surface.
I like the Stranger
Sit on your hand till it's asleep
Now close your eyes and jerk off with that hand and pretend it's someone else
There's another one, that's something about using the hand you don't normally jerk off with and turning it upside down but I can't remember what the point of that one was
Defender, think of the time and the research put into the many techniques
Sure you could just put up a fist and jerk
Or you could switch it up, put that palm headward, and let your fingers take a trip to Testitown.
The possibilities are endless, and we mere humans have hardly scratched the surface.
I like the Stranger
Sit on your hand till it's asleep
Now close your eyes and jerk off with that hand and pretend it's someone else
There's another one, that's something about using the hand you don't normally jerk off with and turning it upside down but I can't remember what the point of that one was
More like "The Clumsy Stranger and The Handful Of Pins." That shit's for comedy only.
Also, IWS, why are you limiting yourself to one hand?
Defender, think of the time and the research put into the many techniques
Sure you could just put up a fist and jerk
Or you could switch it up, put that palm headward, and let your fingers take a trip to Testitown.
The possibilities are endless, and we mere humans have hardly scratched the surface.
I like the Stranger
Sit on your hand till it's asleep
Now close your eyes and jerk off with that hand and pretend it's someone else
There's another one, that's something about using the hand you don't normally jerk off with and turning it upside down but I can't remember what the point of that one was
More like "The Clumsy Stranger and The Handful Of Pins." That shit's for comedy only.
Also, IWS, why are you limiting yourself to one hand?
I usually keep the left hand free to massage the balls
One handing it is for the birds
It's kind of funny--SE has been more and more on-topic over the past several months.
Check out any thread and try to count the number of diversions that last longer than a page or so. Even threads created with completely absurd topics tend to stay on topic these days.
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Notice that I only provided one example and then mentioned "possibilities"
I'm hoping for someone to come up with a practical use for two hands and one foot.
I liked the brief discussion about fatal1ty's smugness. Mostly because anything that leads to Quake in any form makes me remember Quake 2 and how awesome it was when the Quake series had a large enough following in Australia to actually play more than one or two of the gametypes or mods.
Action Quake 2 was god damn awesome.
Also back when I could the game on 3 or 4 computers with friends and siblings from the one CD and all play online together.
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I read this as a quip on high art photography then I remembered who we were talking about here.
You've said some stupid shit, Javen, but this is really, really stupid.
You essentially just said that an entire artistic medium is shallow and has nothing deeper to offer than, say, beating off. Just instant gratification and nothing more. This shows that either you've never played a game with any real substance to it, or you have played such games but failed to get the deeper meaning, or you're just a moron who somehow believes that the entire medium is capable of nothing more than Wii Sports, depite having actually had contact with it.
Go ahead, replace "video games" with any other art form. "There's nothing to be gained from listening to the devil rock 'n' roll music aside from instant gratification." "There's nothing to be gained from watching films aside from instant gratification." "There's nothing to be gained from reading fiction aside from instant gratification."
You just dissed beating off as a medium used for nothing but instant gratification.
It is an art form.
I knew a guy who actually did that to some other guys from my dorm floor in college. And thought it was a big accomplishment.
I very carefully avoided elaborating on what you're beating off to, though. Stealing all those pregnancy-themed magazines is clearly a high art in its own right, even before you start jerking off.
Sure you could just put up a fist and jerk
Or you could switch it up, put that palm headward, and let your fingers take a trip to Testitown.
The possibilities are endless, and we mere humans have hardly scratched the surface.
I like the Stranger
Sit on your hand till it's asleep
Now close your eyes and jerk off with that hand and pretend it's someone else
There's another one, that's something about using the hand you don't normally jerk off with and turning it upside down but I can't remember what the point of that one was
More like "The Clumsy Stranger and The Handful Of Pins." That shit's for comedy only.
Also, IWS, why are you limiting yourself to one hand?
too fuckin' right
I usually keep the left hand free to massage the balls
One handing it is for the birds
yes
this
like putting on an ill-fitting suit
For some reason they can't seem to handle it.
It's that we've had the same topic for a week
I want something new to talk about
It's kind of funny--SE has been more and more on-topic over the past several months.
Check out any thread and try to count the number of diversions that last longer than a page or so. Even threads created with completely absurd topics tend to stay on topic these days.
I'm hoping for someone to come up with a practical use for two hands and one foot.
that's a solid analogy CD
good job
Action Quake 2 was god damn awesome.
Also back when I could the game on 3 or 4 computers with friends and siblings from the one CD and all play online together.
it will be unbroken when Live is not down anymore
Live is down for right now
I am good at analogies and metaphors
How do you fare on similes?
just alright
If Wendy's is like Jack in the Box, they make all their salads at the start of the day and that's it.