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Case of the goddamn mondays

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Can you pull the 'Hay I was expecting payment, if you aren't well...that's my shit and you can't use it' card?

    well i'm retarded and didn't put a watermark on it so no

    i'm just counting it as a learning experience and hoping i get money

    mysst: if you are serious shoot me a pm, although i need half before i start obviously
    Well, I was kinda joking but I have been needing a tattoo designed. I actually haven't seen any of your stuff, do you have a portfolio I can check out?

    not like an online portfolio of tattoo art

    i can show you drawings i've done?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I'm not sure what I'm going to do for food this week. I'm afraid to look at my Checking Account.

    My roommate gave be a big bag of chips last night, but it won't last me long.

    send anything

    Are there any pizza places in your area that do online deliveries? I could buy you lunch.

    no no no no no.

    I mean, there are. But I could never let you do that. I'll scrounge up some money and find some people who owe me.

    You are a sweetheart, Javen. Thanks buddy

    Are you done? Get that out of our system did we?

    Now PM me your address and where you want the pie

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Javen is an A+ duder

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You can't stop him Futore

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    seriously just say yes

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    like javen doesn't even pester you until he gets what he wants

    he just transmutes it into fact

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    world as myth you should go to cambridge mass. and pretend you're in cambridge england!!
    I ALREADY DID

    did you pretend to meet me too
    no I only pretend to do fun things

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sara knows

    if you won't tell me, I'll find out anyway

    this approach just makes me appear slightly less creepy

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    world as myth you should go to cambridge mass. and pretend you're in cambridge england!!
    I ALREADY DID

    did you pretend to meet me too

    Why would she ever want to ruin the fantasy

    haha h5 WaM

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    fuck my nose it won't stop running and I keep having sneezing fits

    I got to pet a llama on saturday though

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hes going to force you to take the pizza

    and you'll like it before he's done

    RAPE PIZZA

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Javen's going to hire a pizza delivery man/assassin to make sure Futore eats that damn pizza.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    okay okay. It is done. in under an hour, I'm either going to be murdered or full.

    One way or the other, I won't be hungry anymore, so thanks Javen!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    yay Javen!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Javen is a classy guy.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    im gonna start buying stuff for people so everybody will like me too

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I keep reading this thread title as "case of the goddamn monkeys" and it sounds like the best Hardy Boys book ever

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the case of those fucking rhinocerous assholes

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    what's your favorite hardy boys book, wiggin?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    im gonna start buying stuff for people so everybody will like me too

    I have a baby registry on babiesrus.com you could shop off of.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    The one with the words in it

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    im gonna start buying stuff for people so everybody will like me too

    hey, buy me a happy ending

    i promise to love you foreva

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    fuck my nose it won't stop running and I keep having sneezing fits

    i read that as a clause by itself
    and was like hey, that's a good Monday.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    except he just bought you a pizza thats just fucking olives

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My thighs, ass, and back feel like they're made of painful bricks.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    still doing wing chun?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, but this is from this past weekends juggling festival. So much pain.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    world as myth you should go to cambridge mass. and pretend you're in cambridge england!!
    I ALREADY DID

    did you pretend to meet me too
    no I only pretend to do fun things

    :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    XtReMe JuGgliN'

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man, now I want pizza

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    man, now I want pizza
    I had some last night. It was pretty awesome, you should get some.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I haven't had pizza in a long time.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I had some bratwurst earlier. Mmm.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Had to get up early to go to work. I've got a fifteen minute verbal presentation for class tomorrow for which I am woefully unprepared. A pigeon crapped on me this morning. Hurrah Monday.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Fucking Monday! I get a new game in the mail from Gamefly and it's nearly cracked in half.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Watched him go peacefully, at least

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I had some bratwurst earlier. Mmm.


    Oh fuck you. I have some in the fridge.


    But I can't eat it due to me throwing up earlier.


    I think I might even have CHEDDARWURST in the fridge, too. :(

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I had some bratwurst earlier. Mmm.


    Oh fuck you. I have some in the fridge.


    But I can't eat it due to me throwing up earlier.


    I think I might even have CHEDDARWURST in the fridge, too. :(

    That's the wurst, man.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I had some bratwurst earlier. Mmm.


    Oh fuck you. I have some in the fridge.


    But I can't eat it due to me throwing up earlier.


    I think I might even have CHEDDARWURST in the fridge, too. :(

    That's the wurst, man.

    instantrimshot.com

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am incapable of feeling remorse over terrible puns.

    The other day a friend of mine was criticizing my packrat tendencies. She said I probably had a pile of used tissues stowed away just in case I needed them someday.

    I told her that she was being ridiculous, and that I would never keep my used tissues in a pile. I kept my used tissues very neatly organized by color and viscosity. I called it the Gooey Decimal System.

    She didn't seem to appreciate it, but at least I was having a good time.

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