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I believe I am the most primitive beast among ye.
I killed a deer with a bow and built a fire next to it, and I cooked the deer's tenderloins on said fire while I skinned it. I ate with whiskey for my drink, and a sharp stick as my fork. Does that win me a prize for manliest meal?
Runner up entry: I killed a rattlesnake with my bare hands, and ate it "buffalo style"
Who hear is a more manly eater than I?
Is there a challenger here, perhaps a cannibal or someone who killed a bear with a knife?
If you have no "manly" entry, you may instead regale us with boasts as to quantity or exoticism.
Point being: Post about the largest/weirdest/most disgusting thing you've ever eaten.
Knob is pre-recognized as national cheese consumption leader.
I killed a deer with a bow and built a fire next to it, and I cooked the deer's tenderloins on said fire while I skinned it. I ate with whiskey for my drink, and a sharp stick as my fork. Does that win me a prize for manliest meal?
Runner up entry: I killed a rattlesnake with my bare hands, and ate it "buffalo style"
Who hear is a more manly eater than I?
Is there a challenger here, perhaps a cannibal or someone who killed a bear with a knife?
If you have no "manly" entry, you may instead regale us with boasts as to quantity or exoticism.
Point being: Post about the largest/weirdest/most disgusting thing you've ever eaten.
Knob is pre-recognized as national cheese consumption leader.
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With a knife.
Living life on the edge here.
The edge of a knife.
Over a candle.
That's open flames!
does that count for anything?
no wook
it does not
because they were all just types of finches, colored differently by God's Will.
I host a podcast about movies.
Placenta sandwiches followed with shots of ram's piss
WHAT
you've never had nutella?
what are you doing sitting at your computer?
and that was enough
Very cold.
I looked at the burning bodies of my fellow passengers with a combination of sorrow and envy. I proceeded to skin them all, and turn them into a coat. I ate the meat.
That said I have tamed the wildest of beasts with my soothing vocal harmonies.
I mean
I just
I dunno?
Nice.
i love this post
also it tastes the same all 3 times
I imagine it tastes better the second time around.
GODDAMIT KOVAK LET SOMEONE ELSE MAKE THE FUCKING JOKE
this is really important.
Well, that's not entirely true, we had enough MREs for the week but we were being rated on whether or not we had to use them. WE USED NONE OF THEM.
(also they were the most disgusting MRE at the time, delicious ravioli).
mmmmmmmmmmm
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
nah if that's what he was talking about he would have said he killed it with an arrow
he meant the bow of a ship
(he threw it at the deer)
man, you need to get yourself some of that!
daaaamn
8-)
I host a podcast about movies.
Okay, you're alright in my book.
oooo that's pretty good
where were you and what did you eat? Did you eat a bunny?
Bendry: In all seriousness, it was a serious thing with my slightly crazy father that I kill something in a primitive fashion. In subsequent hunting I've adopted the philosophy of you kill something as hard as you can without ruining the food because you are doing it for a practical reason... I'm not a huge hunter, I don't like the getting up early and shit, but I can look a vegetarian in the eye when they say "You wouldn't eat that if you had to kill it and chop it up yourself"
I host a podcast about movies.
If you are trying to tell me I can constantly have a reeses peanut butter cup, I am in.
instead it has hazelnuts
it is the best
Fuckin limey, froggy, greasy, sour kraut, potato, haggis munching bastards.
Is this space food?
Also: I add vodka to it and tell people I'm drinking "v9"
I host a podcast about movies.
nutella is all over america, filler
spreading it on everything in sight