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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I want to hear more about this Teledildonics and how it can effect my every day life.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Alexander wrote: »
    Teledildonics

    Telephone Dildo? ring ring dildo phone?

    photoshop of keanu reeves answer a huge dildo phone

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Alexander wrote: »
    Teledildonics

    Telephone Dildo? ring ring dildo phone?

    This could be hazardous to ones eardrums

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's a remotely controlled dildo/computer controlled.

    See also

    * Dildo
    * Haptics
    * Sleeper
    * The Lawnmower Man
    * Orgasmatron
    * Hot chat and Toothing.
    * Simulacrum
    * Bluetooth

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ok the origami vajayjay is pretty impressive

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Alex, your post in the fashion thread is quite right, sir.

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    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think what I really want them to address in True Blood is the massive power differential between humans and vampires. Like, it is a huge problem to tolerate them if they are effectively immune to traditional law enforcement. You gotta have countermeasures for that shit.

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    AlexanderAlexander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Alex, your post in the fashion thread is quite right, sir.

    Thank you, I sometimes think, wtf is wrong with the people, then I realise it is the PA fashion thread.

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    jes is ajes is a __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Alexander wrote: »
    Yep, paper vagina, check youtube its insane.

    Right, a rose it is then.

    I bet those paper cuts hurt like a bitch.

    jes is a on
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Alexander wrote: »
    Teledildonics

    Telephone Dildo? ring ring dildo phone?

    That's what caught my eye, too.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think what I really want them to address in True Blood is the massive power differential between humans and vampires. Like, it is a huge problem to tolerate them if they are effectively immune to traditional law enforcement. You gotta have countermeasures for that shit.
    [strike]pepper[/strike] garlic spray

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    I think what I really want them to address in True Blood is the massive power differential between humans and vampires. Like, it is a huge problem to tolerate them if they are effectively immune to traditional law enforcement. You gotta have countermeasures for that shit.
    [strike]pepper[/strike] garlic spray
    Garlic filled hollowpoints

    Nanosilver enhanced bullets.

    Aniscin tear gas grenades.

    I think this is why I liked Ultraviolet (the miniseries, god I hate having to qualify it as not that stupid movie everytime).

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I go a little crazy with the paper cranes.

    However, unless you can make them out of a piece of paper of 1cm^2, you have yet to truly master the craft.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So would stocking up with canned goods and water, sorta like in preparation of a hurricane be a good idea?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    I think what I really want them to address in True Blood is the massive power differential between humans and vampires. Like, it is a huge problem to tolerate them if they are effectively immune to traditional law enforcement. You gotta have countermeasures for that shit.
    [strike]pepper[/strike] garlic spray
    Garlic filled hollowpoints

    Nanosilver enhanced bullets.

    Aniscin tear gas grenades.

    I think this is why I liked Ultraviolet (the miniseries, god I hate having to qualify it as not that stupid movie everytime).

    I'm completely with you on that one.

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    AlexanderAlexander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I go a little crazy with the paper cranes.

    However, unless you can make them out of a piece of paper of 1cm^2, you have yet to truly master the craft.

    But I'm not a borrower so why would I do such a thing?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    So would stocking up with canned goods and water, sorta like in preparation of a hurricane be a good idea?

    Are you expecting a hurricane or other natural disasters?

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    AlexanderAlexander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    So would stocking up with canned goods and water, sorta like in preparation of a hurricane be a good idea?

    Yes as would making sure you have lots of boxes of 5.56 and a chemical protection suit.

    Also chopsticks.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hey Gooey. I got something to tell you.

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    AlexanderAlexander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Hey Gooey. I got something to tell you.

    Apparantly not

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Brazil has nice weather.

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    AlexanderAlexander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hi Mike

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Alexander wrote: »
    Apparantly

    spell critical fail

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Brazil has nice weather.

    Well, it's spring over there, isn't it?
    Are you there?

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Alexander wrote: »
    Hi Mike
    Allo fine gent.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Brazil has nice weather.

    Well, it's spring over there, isn't it?
    Are you there?

    Yeppers.

    I'm in Sao Paulo.

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    AlexanderAlexander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Alexander wrote: »
    Apparantly

    spell critical fail

    I do nut kare.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Hey Gooey. I got something to tell you.

    shoot

    Gooey on
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mike: brazilian men are aggressive like horses. in order to get some fine brazilian tail you must be competitive. present your genitals to any attractive woman you see and tell her that you want to kiss her with them.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Brazil has nice weather.

    Well, it's spring over there, isn't it?
    Are you there?

    Yeppers.

    I'm in Sao Paulo.

    You know, with all I've heard about the city...

    Try not to get shot, ok?

    Edit: Wait, that was Rio, right? Gah, I'm fucking everything up today!

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Alexander wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Alexander wrote: »
    Apparantly

    spell critical fail

    I do nut kare.

    wood of

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    are YOU on the beer list?
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Brazil has nice weather.

    Well, it's spring over there, isn't it?
    Are you there?

    Yeppers.

    I'm in Sao Paulo.

    You know, with all I've heard about the city...

    Try not to get shot, ok?

    or kidnapped

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Hey Gooey. I got something to tell you.

    shoot

    a man a plan a canal panama

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    Cyberia was such an awesome game.

    it was indeed pretty cool. you're talking about the adventure game on PC, right?

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    So would stocking up with canned goods and water, sorta like in preparation of a hurricane be a good idea?

    Are you expecting a hurricane or other natural disasters?

    economy crashing I'm planning on prepping for zombie survival. I figure its close enough to the same thing.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Alexander wrote: »
    Teledildonics

    Telephone Dildo? ring ring dildo phone?

    one of the stupid cunts on Boing Boing I believe talks about that stuff a lot. maybe it was Wired.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Brazil has nice weather.

    Well, it's spring over there, isn't it?
    Are you there?

    Yeppers.

    I'm in Sao Paulo.

    You know, with all I've heard about the city...

    Try not to get shot, ok?

    Edit: Wait, that was Rio, right? Gah, I'm fucking everything up today!

    It's okay, I still love you haps!

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    So would stocking up with canned goods and water, sorta like in preparation of a hurricane be a good idea?

    Are you expecting a hurricane or other natural disasters?

    economy crashing I'm planning on prepping for zombie survival. I figure its close enough to the same thing.

    strange how many peoplea re talking about this stuff. I've been looking at MREs and survival guide stuff.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Cyberia was such an awesome game.

    it was indeed pretty cool. you're talking about the adventure game on PC, right?

    Yeah. I never beat it though. I could get to the arctic base but I'd always get tripped up somewhere there.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Hey Gooey. I got something to tell you.

    shoot

    I got really drunk on Friday and did an amazing karaoke performance of Bohemian Rhapsody. It was pretty epic.

    Ryadic on
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