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The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
so guys

well

I just lost my vomiting due to alcohol virginity



It is now 9am
I woke up an hour ago and stepped out of bed into my own vomit, it was in a neat pile and easy to clean, so I guess I can be proud of that

Last night I met up with a girl who got back from America. She brought the vodka, I brought the soda.
The soda was ignored.
I remember chatting with her, I remember talking too much, I remember her using my phone to make a guy hate me, and soon I will have to apologise, but that is okay, I am used to ruining things, I am good at apologies and I damn well mean it.

Here is where I am confused.

I was sitting there, with her, and the topic of kissing came up, then she leant over, and I kissed her she said I was the sweetest kisser and such stuff.

Then I woke up in my own bed with no recollection of how I got home. At least I didnt poop myself or pee myself, so I am doing pretty good. told my folks what I did and explained the drinking, the bashhing about and such, apparently they werent called to carry me home, which is kinda good. I may have gotten home on my own steam.

So:
1: Did I actually kiss this girl? or is dreaming this sorta thing normal
2: Was I raped
3: How did I get home

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  • TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm going with rape

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    my butt feels so loose

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    were you alone in bed when you woke up?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you never left your room
    you drank it all on your own
    and dreamt the whole thing

    potatoe on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Rape

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    was she hot

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    were you alone in bed when you woke up?

    Yes, I don't really want to lose my v card when completely fucking trashed and unable to remember it

    I may have anyway

    @Kovak:
    She was a total fox

    EDIT: I will now go to where we met to make sure I didnt vomit everywhere there

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So:
    1: Did I actually kiss this girl? or is dreaming this sorta thing normal
    2: Was I raped
    3: How did I get home

    1: It's possible
    2: I'm going to say "yes"
    3: The dude responsible for answer two felt bad for you.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Likely what happened was shortly after the kiss thing you devolved into incoherance and she somehow got you back to your place and dropped you off.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    If by "girl" you mean "Chris Farley look-alike", then yeah, you fucked her brains out.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    gettin' raped by a hot chick is pretty awesome way to go about it

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i mean shit that doesnt even require any work

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    drempt

    PotU on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    im not sure if im into rape or im just lazy

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    drempt

    yeah
    i don't know what happened there

    potatoe on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    razy

    Weaver on
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Listen dude, odds are if you were drunk enough to black out, you were far too drunk to create anything even functionally resembling a boner, so I'd go ahead and say you didn't fuck anything last night except your liver.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not sure if im into rape or im just lazy

    let's make this into a thread about sub-dom relationships

    where's callius

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    When I turn 25 I am going to rent so many fucking cars guys. So many. You have no fucking idea

    Because vast over indulgence just because you can is the awesomest, isn't it?

    It will be righteous dudes.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm actually pretty good at the whole domination thing.

    Weaver on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    A dude being raped by a hot chick isn't something I would call rape. There's gotta be a nicer word.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    drempt

    yeah
    i don't know what happened there

    You might've been daydremping while typing.

    PotU on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ladies

    Weaver on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    When I turn 25 I am going to rent so many fucking cars guys. So many. You have no fucking idea

    Because vast over indulgence just because you can is the awesomest, isn't it?

    It will be righteous dudes.

    waaaaait a minute
    are you making fun of getting super drunk?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not sure if im into rape or im just lazy

    let's make this into a thread about sub-dom relationships

    where's callius

    i am pretty masochistic

    Kovak on
  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Listen dude, odds are if you were drunk enough to black out, you were far too drunk to create anything even functionally resembling a boner, so I'd go ahead and say you didn't fuck anything last night except your liver.

    exactly

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    A dude being raped by a hot chick isn't something I would call rape. There's gotta be a nicer word.

    "hot"

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Check your body for strange tattoos. Are there any polaroids in your pockets?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    A dude being raped by a hot chick isn't something I would call rape. There's gotta be a nicer word.

    "hot"
    I'm pretty sure I was 'raped' one night by a former coworker. Kinda pisses me off that I was blacked out the whole time.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm sticking with he psuedo-blacked out and chick was nice enough to make sure he got home

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Check your body for strange tattoos. Are there any polaroids in your pockets?

    Is your wife Sharon Stone? Do you work with Danny DeVito?

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Check your body for strange tattoos. Are there any polaroids in your pockets?

    "MikeRyu Raped and Murdered your Wife"

    "Remember Sammy Jenkis"

    "Don't ever answer the phone"

    Etc?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i am not sure on the subject of knives

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Check your body for strange tattoos. Are there any polaroids in your pockets?

    "MikeRyu Raped and Murdered your Wife"

    "Remember Sammy Jenkis"

    "Don't ever answer the phone"

    Etc?

    "Don't believe his lies."

    "Don't leave the fridge door open"

    yeah that sort of thing

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    i am not sure on the subject of knives

    not sure? how?


    because i'm pretty sure they exist

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I had one shoe on and my pants off except for where they were caught on that shoe

    But my folks didnt know I even went out, so could she be that sneaky in getting me home?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    i am not sure on the subject of knives

    not sure? how?


    because i'm pretty sure they exist


    yeaaaah

    8-)

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    But my folks didnt know I even went out, so could she be that sneaky in getting me home?
    potatoe wrote: »
    you never left your room
    you drank it all on your own
    and dreamt the whole thing

    potatoe on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    which reminds me, did you see that locked sunglasses thread

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2008
    LiveJournal thread, etc. :v:

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