[EDIT] This is mostly the fashion thread now.
Are you a classy, high-rollin' mofo?
Of course you are. Those of you that aren't can get the fuck out. This thread has a dress code: fine italian shoes and ties for the men, dresses or powersuits for the ladies. And girls, if I see you pairing some bohemian sandals or sneakers you will be promptly shunned.
This thread is about all things classy and sophisticated. This thread is for classy people. There is a requirement of a minimum of three blackberries, one summer house, and two cars. Lets discuss the classiest of shit:
Classy Food.
Private Jets
Our expensive office furniture and heritage oak desks
yachts
Real Estate
How the floundering economy endangers the lifestyle to which we have become accustomed to. Not classy, but totally relevant to use internet millionares
Oh, and looking sexy and sophisticated and attractive to both genders.
Yeah. You know how we do. Aside from the overall discussion of sophisticated shit, we are here to help you ragamuffins be sophisticated. Genuine advice is welcome; from how to pick wines to accompany your meal, to how to order from a menu that you can't understand. Maybe how to dress sexy and how to improve your over-all charm. Sophisticated fun and actual advice is welcome here. Just don't forget the tie as you enter.
But it's mostly fashion now.
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not classy at all
believe me, I know too many blackberry owners that are definitely not classy
not saying one can't be classy and own one, just saying the devices are not classy
he likes to glide around the office in his socks
Then at least a personal assistant.
With plenty of ass.
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Yeah, he's a total jerk. It makes sense.
poor people post above this line
8-)
poor people post below this line
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I can say this because the Internet cannot see the way I'm drinking whiskey out of a coffee mug right now.
Translation: A lot of fucking Blackberries.
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PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
He's also sportin' a pretty healthy lookin' Van Dyke.
Too busy yelling into my phone.
"I said sell dammit!"
Italian leather shoes
Black Titanium jewelry
hell yes motherfuckers
Tony Stark is classy.
nice suit, shame about the tennant
Yeah, Tony Stark's really classy. Sleeping with Marvel's biggest slut.
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good thing he got evicted
I can't wear it anymore, lost too much weight.
edit: shit dude, you talking about recent weight loss since PAX? how much you lost boy?
about 25lbs
Is that a good or bad kind of weight loss, because you look fine in that picture?
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Secret Satan
Well duh
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What about all them Asian business people?
This is the best goddamn thing