Wangshire: Hope nothing else bad happens...

3rdrocket

LightReaper wrote:

3rdrocket wrote:

Hey gentlemen. Are we takin care of uh "business"?

These wise guys aren't, they are too busy looking into der past instead of forward, ta da future.

For ya see, it mattas not what happens in a long forgotten time, it's abaa't how the family defines itself now, with Captain K ta lead the way, da skies da limit and we can move out of dis shanty town an' inta the big leagues boys.

Are ya wit me?

I hear ya. I already gots a secret plan. Watch dis.

If your not a vampire raise yer hand!

LightReaper

3rdrocket wrote:

LightReaper wrote:

3rdrocket wrote:

Hey gentlemen. Are we takin care of uh "business"?

These wise guys aren't, they are too busy looking into der past instead of forward, ta da future.

For ya see, it mattas not what happens in a long forgotten time, it's abaa't how the family defines itself now, with Captain K ta lead the way, da skies da limit and we can move out of dis shanty town an' inta the big leagues boys.

Are ya wit me?

I hear ya. I already gots a secret plan. Watch dis.

If your not a vampire raise yer hand!

Vampires? Yer delusional; that's just da codename for da scum tha sucks the blood out of dis here glorious family as far as i'm concerned.

3rdrocket

LightReaper wrote:

3rdrocket wrote:

LightReaper wrote:

3rdrocket wrote:

Hey gentlemen. Are we takin care of uh "business"?

These wise guys aren't, they are too busy looking into der past instead of forward, ta da future.

For ya see, it mattas not what happens in a long forgotten time, it's abaa't how the family defines itself now, with Captain K ta lead the way, da skies da limit and we can move out of dis shanty town an' inta the big leagues boys.

Are ya wit me?

I hear ya. I already gots a secret plan. Watch dis.

If your not a vampire raise yer hand!

Vampires? Yer delusional; that's just da codename for da scum tha sucks the blood out of dis here glorious family as far as i'm concerned.

Maybe dere runnin some kinda kinky blood fetish ring. I cant wait to put dese filthy motherfuckers on ice.

Menace

What the fuck is wrong wit' youse guys?

We're in the middle of a fuckin' crisis and you fairies is givin' out nicknames? Where are yer stones?

Aroduc

First page updated with the roster. Gimme like 5-10 minutes to regain feeling in my fingers from entering 50 names into a spreadsheet and then here, along with transferring all the avs and then I'll generate the roles and start sending them out. They aren't going to be much. Like, a sentence or two of generic Italian/mob witticisms of decrementing humor as the night goes on.

The unique role for the undercover cop will be a passive one. If he is targetted in any way (besides the mob 'staking'), be it seer, bus driver, or mob hit, he (or his partners in case of the hit) will know the identity of the person doing the staking.

I'll post the complete rules tomorrow, though they'll pretty much just be a carbon copy of everything already posted with the special roles specifically laid out. PLEASE DO NOT PM ME ASKING ABOUT THEM TONIGHT.

And a reminder, the way this is set up, it's a game of inertia. Being smart in the early game in this case is very important for all four teams, though certainly, a little bit of luck never hurt anybody.

Casket

((One more thing, do avatars get those bullet holes and red tint pasted on them after they die out?))

((Also, nothing in this thread was canonical right?))

Pucker

Casket wrote:

((One more thing, do avatars get those bullet holes and red tint pasted on them after they die out?))

((Also, nothing in this thread was canonical right?))

((Does it really matter at all?))

Casket

Pucker wrote:

Casket wrote:

((One more thing, do avatars get those bullet holes and red tint pasted on them after they die out?))

((Also, nothing in this thread was canonical right?))

((Does it really matter at all?))

((No, but its better than letting the thread sink halfway down the forum, which is where it was when I found it))

Aroduc

I'll whip some layer thing up tomorrow for the death things. Or maybe just a giant X or something.

All the PMs should be out. If you didn't get one, let me know. Game starts in 23.66 hours or so. I'll post a little intro thing in the OP and the complete rules so you don't need to go hunting around.

My fingers hurt like fuck at the moment though so I'm done dealing with this thread for now.

Edit: And people shouldn't take the flavor text as canon. There's at least one PTA member who wandered into the wrong meeting in this mafia for example. I occasionally stumbled into and out of the esoteric and... er... sensical.

SUPER LATE EDIT:
For those of you clever children in the audience, the higher you are to the top of the list, the more likely you are to have a slightly different message since I hadn't quite settled into the cut and paste mentality yet.

For the most part though, almost all villager messages after around, number five or so started with usually about two sentences of whatever Italian or mobster stereotype was in my mind at that moment and ended with:

YOU ARE A NORMAL VILLAGER.

Just a reminder, if you don't vote for 3 days, I will outright kill you. I'll post the list of who hasn't voted at the end of each day along with the writeup, but that's the only warning you'll get from me.

While the special role (for the goodies and the baddies) messages had explanations of the roles.

Now you can play the fun game of comparing and contrasting them and/or seeing who can closely replicate my style taking into account my mood swings go. There was at least one time travelling villager from the future, one villager running a strip club with James Gandolfini's giant head, one PTA member, and one very confused Frenchman. So... you know... good luck separating the wheat from the chaff.

LightReaper

Casket wrote:

Pucker wrote:

Casket wrote:

((One more thing, do avatars get those bullet holes and red tint pasted on them after they die out?))

((Also, nothing in this thread was canonical right?))

((Does it really matter at all?))

((No, but its better than letting the thread sink halfway down the forum, which is where it was when I found it))

OH NO, NOT HALFWAY DOWN THE FORUM!

Rook

Since when did we all up stix and move to this weird city without telling me.

Casket

LightReaper wrote:

Casket wrote:

Pucker wrote:

Casket wrote:

((One more thing, do avatars get those bullet holes and red tint pasted on them after they die out?))

((Also, nothing in this thread was canonical right?))

((Does it really matter at all?))

((No, but its better than letting the thread sink halfway down the forum, which is where it was when I found it))

OH NO, NOT HALFWAY DOWN THE FORUM!

*kills lightreaper*

*spins around firing his Tommy Gun*

*jumps out a friggin window*

*lights a cig*

<3

No, no, I can't believe this. Papi K is dead. Even though I was his adopted daughter, I still love him like a real father. He was the only one that held this family together. Now that he is dead, there can only be utter chaos and mass confusion. 'Em rats has infiltrated our ranks. We need to take care of 'em so we can restore our family and our honor.

MuddBudd

My condolences to his family. Also... He weren't eating my spaghetti at the time, was he? Cause that would put my sales in da crapper. Maybe I'll name a special after him in his honor.

LightReaper

"Ughhh uguu ~ what da- where da hell am I?"

*Looks up at broken window*

"What da crap happened?"

*Moments later, after a quick climb of the staircase*

"What da hell happened here, why is K sleep-"

...

"He's dead, aint he?"

Menace

((Isn't Aroduc posting Cap K's death tonight?))

LightReaper

Menace wrote:

((Isn't Aroduc posting Cap K's death tonight?))

((I may not necessarily be here tonight, due to timezones, so i'm posting early.))

KingMole

((I won't be here for most of the day, as I'm pulling an 8-hour shift. Should be around for the late late night.))

Menace

KingMole wrote:

((I won't be here for most of the day, as I'm pulling an 8-hour shift. Should be around for the late late night.))

((It's okay, he's just kicking it off tonight. Tomorrow night is when the votes have to be in by, if I understand correctly.))

Bedlam

Menace wrote:

((Isn't Aroduc posting Cap K's death tonight?))

"These mooks must be some of them future sighters. Im pretty sure its a vampire ability of some sort, at least thats what the papers say"

Rook

Bedlam wrote:

Menace wrote:

((Isn't Aroduc posting Cap K's death tonight?))

"These mooks must be some of them future sighters. Im pretty sure its a vampire ability of some sort, at least thats what the papers say"

I heard it was dem reverse vampires. Gawd damn it. Why can'ts we have dem regular vampires like everyone else

LightReaper

Sorry to throw a wrench in the works, but Aroduc just got tempabanned.

No wangshire folks.

thorpe

LightReaper wrote:

Sorry to throw a wrench in the works, but Aroduc just got tempabanned.

No wangshire folks.

...well fuck.

LightReaper

Just finished talking with Aroduc, until further notice this game is abolished =/.

Edit: jdarksun http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1073836890&start=25

LightReaper

jdarksun wrote:

LightReaper wrote:

Just finished talking with Aroduc, until further notice this game is abolished =/.

Edit: jdarksun http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1073836890&start=25

Best game ever!

Maybe see you all in three days if Aroduc feels like running it then.

From what i've talked to him about it, he said he might just stay away from g&t until 'this whole suckiness regarding g&t blows over'. so I wouldn't be so sure he'd start it when he gets unbanned, he seemed pretty pissed off with the forums in general.

Menace

Edit: This sucks.

MechMantis

DDDDDD:



I just recieved a PM from him too about how if I don't vote for 3 days, I'm gonna get instakilled.

And he's tempbanned for 3 days.

Casket

Oh for fucks sake.


Maybe another GM could take over in the time being?

All we would have to do is forward the PMs we got from Aroduc to the new GM so he knows who is what.

INeedNoSalt

Son of a damnit.

Crazy Jesus

But guys... If he'd banned for 3 days, how can we vote? We'll all be killed!

INeedNoSalt

Man we should petition or something. :P

You can't punish 50 forumers for one forumer's mistake! :O

Menace

INeedNoSalt wrote:

Man we should petition or something. :P

You can't punish 50 forumers for one forumer's mistake! :O

Mistake? He made a little remark about some guy's grammar, a common theme of our forums and the actual strip, and he got tempbanned for it.

Charmy

INeedNoSalt wrote:

Man we should petition or something. :P

You can't punish 50 forumers for one forumer's mistake! :O

And yet, here we are.

Do we want to start a 50-man riot? I'd be down for that.

We could all get tempbanned.

....

Upon further reflection, reasoned political action would probably be much better.

B:L

Menace wrote:

INeedNoSalt wrote:

Man we should petition or something. :P

You can't punish 50 forumers for one forumer's mistake! :O

Mistake? He made a little remark about some guy's grammar, a common theme of our forums and the actual strip, and he got tempbanned for it.

I like that whole "line-in-the-sand" imagery, like how Captain K just drew a line in front of him right then and there and said "You guys are on the other side of this line I just made! BAN'T!"

I guess this puts a new angle on this game if it ever gets started. Everyone's a suspect because there's no love for Cappo K.

Voro

Charmy wrote:

INeedNoSalt wrote:

Man we should petition or something. :P

You can't punish 50 forumers for one forumer's mistake! :O

And yet, here we are.

Do we want to start a 50-man riot? I'd be down for that.

We could all get tempbanned.

....

Upon further reflection, reasoned political action would probably be much better.

We could make them an offer they can't refuse.

...I got nothin'.

Jesuits

MechMantis wrote:

DDDDDD:

Daedalus

Menace wrote:

INeedNoSalt wrote:

Man we should petition or something. :P

You can't punish 50 forumers for one forumer's mistake! :O

Mistake? He made a little remark about some guy's grammar, a common theme of our forums and the actual strip, and he got tempbanned for it.

He jumped on a new forumer.

To be fair, he was the first one, with an offhand comment, but then like five people followed suit.

They're trying to stop this kind of crap, you know?

Anyway, fuck. I guess that's that. Dammit, I was looking forward to this, too.

TheGreat2nd

I'M A VAMPIRE
[spoiler:71d1ed7a65]lol old habits die hard. Gonna be hard to remember this thread is in Of Dice and Men [/spoiler:71d1ed7a65]

GSM

A temp ban for one post saying that a long paragraph with no punctuation and run on sentences is a crime against the English language?

Does this mean I'm not allowed to agree with him?

Daedalus

GSM wrote:

A temp ban for one post saying that a long paragraph with no punctuation and run on sentences is a crime against the English language?

Does this mean I'm not allowed to agree with him?

I don't think it was the one post but rather the five or so that followed.

I was a normal villager, by the way. How was that supposed to work, anyway, I thought we were all mobsters? Oh, well.