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Putting good wood in rotten holes and other weekend projects.

RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
I recently bought a house. It's not a new house and it has been neglected for a while. Structurally things are pretty alright but there are numerous little things that need fixing. This is the story of one of them.

I notice yesterday one basement window is showing its age. Read: it's fucked.

I busted the H scroll on a few...

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Although really the damage doesn't look so bad from out here... until you get in close.

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Oh shits... I wonder how bad it is? Bad enough I had to take the front fascia off...

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Wanna see me make this screwdriver disappear?

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The end of the thing is somewhere past where the board stops being painted white... sigh.

I wonder if I can salvage any?

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Fuck


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WTF it's all rotten, super rad. It's all coming out.

A few hours later...

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Well that looks a damn sight better.

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FUCK ME it's painted and looks pretty tits!

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Take that rain! Not this fall/winter/spring, not on MY watch! (for this window anyway...)

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My ghetto caulking job, it's a storm window and completely ghetto and broke assed, I just didn't want water pounding on the interior window. This should hold until I actually have some money to replace it completely. Not bad for a few hours work if I do say so myself.

Anyone else get up to any cool weekend projects?

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I studied for exams and fed my snake.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I installed some windows on some old mans house before. He demanded that I did not use my finger to smooth my silicone. He went so far as to call me a hack and threaten to not pay me. His wife came home later and told him to shut up.

    I got my money, but the cranky old bastard chipped away at my pride.

    edit:

    If it was me I would've replaced the basement windows with glass block.

    Macro9 on
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I moved into my college room - does that count? It involved shoehorning eight weeks' worth of stuff into a Ford KA, plus three passengers. I spent the trip enveloped in my suits with roleplaying books at my feet.

    Rhesus Positive on
    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I destroyed my sleep schedule in one fell swoop!

    I can't get Dr. Riptide out of my head. It was my favourite side-scrolling action-adventure submarine game for the MS-DOS.

    J3p on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Trillian wrote: »
    I studied for exams and fed my snake.

    I'm gonna go ahead and :winky: this

    not sure why, but it feels right

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I challenged myself to masturbate furiously only to the front cover of "What Color Is Your Parachute?"

    Results are forthcoming

    Dely Apple on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    pssh, you think that windows sill is in bad shape?
    you obviously haven't lived in many old houses in your time

    but really though i'm glad to see you at least had the sense to fix it

    h5 old houses

    potatoe on
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    I destroyed my sleep schedule in one fell swoop!

    I can't get Dr. Riptide out of my head. It was my favourite side-scrolling action-adventure submarine game for the MS-DOS.

    Wow, I haven't thought of that game in years. It was really hip, though. Am I misremembering, or did the Dopefish from Commander Keen appear at one point?

    Jedoc on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I supercleaned and rearranged my room

    FROM
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    TO
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    Raneados on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I live the life of a super spy I know

    Raneados on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i love rearranging furniture
    it's a trickledown from my mum, who rearranged furniture just about every other week
    the whole house's furniture

    potatoe on
  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I installed some windows on some old mans house before. He demanded that I did not use my finger to smooth my silicone. He went so far as to call me a hack and threaten to not pay me. His wife came home later and told him to shut up.

    I got my money, but the cranky old bastard chipped away at my pride.

    edit:

    If it was me I would've replaced the basement windows with glass block.

    Well I really didn't want to spend money on a new storm window since I'm almost 100% sure I'll be busting all those old windows out next year and replacing them with something that ISN'T grand central station for bugs and hobos.

    Potatoe it's my first house ever, guess I just don't have as much experience living in cracktown! :winky:

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    i love rearranging furniture
    it's a trickledown from my mum, who rearranged furniture just about every other week
    the whole house's furniture

    there's only so many ways I can rearrange this shit, though

    Raneados on
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Halfway through my freshman year, my roommate and I decided that we wanted to rearrange the furniture because we were sick of looking at our cramped shabby dorm room. We sat down and thought about it, and realized that the setup we had was literally the only way we could place the furniture without blocking a closet or the door. That was a pretty depressing day.

    Jedoc on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dorm rooms are set up that way for a reason

    Raneados on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i love rearranging furniture
    it's a trickledown from my mum, who rearranged furniture just about every other week
    the whole house's furniture

    there's only so many ways I can rearrange this shit, though

    Put the bed in front of the door

    Green on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Green wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i love rearranging furniture
    it's a trickledown from my mum, who rearranged furniture just about every other week
    the whole house's furniture

    there's only so many ways I can rearrange this shit, though

    Put the bed in front of the door

    non idiotic ways

    Raneados on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I laid down some soil and put in new grass in my backyard.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm gonna make some love this weekend.

    ChicoBlue on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm gonna make some love this weekend.

    building a woman to fuck does not count as making love

    Raneados on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I laid down some soil and put in new grass in my backyard.

    In October?

    I hope it was sod grass, otherwise have fun doing the exact same thing in May.

    Javen on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    I laid down some soil and put in new grass in my backyard.

    In October?

    I hope it was sod grass, otherwise have fun doing the exact same thing in May.
    Yeah, it was.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm gonna make some love this weekend.

    building a woman to fuck does not count as making love

    That's why I'm building a man to fuck.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I also live in a climate where grass doesn't really die.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i love rearranging furniture
    it's a trickledown from my mum, who rearranged furniture just about every other week
    the whole house's furniture

    there's only so many ways I can rearrange this shit, though
    clipboard01cu3.jpg

    potatoe on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potoaoe is the mod of awesome ideas

    Raneados on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    I had quite a boring weekend

    I hate boring weekends, but they seem to happen more often than not. I guess I need to find something to do with my time.

    bongi on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm gonna make some love this weekend.

    building a woman to fuck does not count as making love

    That's why I'm building a man to fuck.

    IT WAS A TRICK TO GET YOU TO ADMIT THAT

    now I am angry because I have a penis that you're not using

    Raneados on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I just bought a 37 inch HDTV to put at the food of my bed

    I don't have to work next sunday

    my project will be to watch football all day

    Javen on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Javen how often do you feed your bed

    and good lord man you feed it TVs?

    Raneados on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm gonna make some love this weekend.

    building a woman to fuck does not count as making love

    That's why I'm building a man to fuck.

    IT WAS A TRICK TO GET YOU TO ADMIT THAT

    now I am angry because I have a penis that you're not using

    IT WAS A TRICK TO GET YOU TO ADMIT THAT

    Now I'm angry because you're all the way down in Florida or Texas or Brazil or wherever you are.

    ChicoBlue on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    don't judge me, womanman

    Javen on
  • VoranthVoranth MI NOMBRE, POR CIERTO ES DONTÉ!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    next time me and my friend are bored, we're going to canadian tire, getting a bunch of PVC pipe, and making some epic Blue Man Group-esque drum kit

    it is going to kick major amounts of ass

    Voranth on
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    PS4: Voranth
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    CHICO YOU DON'T NEEDS TRICKS TO GET MY LOVE

    come here you sexy man

    Raneados on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm gonna put some roast beef in some hoagie rolls, put some provolone on top, and stick them sons of bitches in the oven

    then I'm gonna take some hash browns, throw some pico de gallo and cheddar in there, and fry that up

    then I might just saute some onions to go on my toasted sammiches

    if I can figure out how to cut an onion worth a damn

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm gonna put some roast beef in some hoagie rolls, put some provolone on top, and stick them sons of bitches in the oven

    then I'm gonna take some hash browns, throw some pico de gallo and cheddar in there, and fry that up

    then I might just saute some onions to go on my toasted sammiches

    if I can figure out how to cut an onion worth a damn

    hit it repeatedly with the sharp edge of a knife

    Raneados on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm gonna put some roast beef in some hoagie rolls, put some provolone on top, and stick them sons of bitches in the oven

    then I'm gonna take some hash browns, throw some pico de gallo and cheddar in there, and fry that up

    then I might just saute some onions to go on my toasted sammiches

    if I can figure out how to cut an onion worth a damn

    hit it repeatedly with the sharp edge of a knife

    how about I hit you repeatedly with the blunt edge of my fist

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I think I could take you

    let's dance

    Raneados on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    fuck that, you're probably like a spider monkey

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    skinny guys fight like they have something to prove

    Javen on
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