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NBA: BEAT LA!!!

PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
Talk about the new NBA season here!
We will answer all your questions here!
Is Rose worthy of the #1 pick?
What's up with Beasley?
Greg Oden?
Will Houston implode because of Ron Artest?
How much of a dick is Elton Brand?

My Jazz didn't do anything exciting this offseason!

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    TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    the bobcats suck, the hornets got good after they left charlotte, fuck tha nba.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Why the hell is NBA more popular than NHL? I mean, NHL is so much more intense than NBA.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    because hockey is boring

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    basketball is boring, it's basically back and forth scoring. First person to 100 wins.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    but infinitely more interesting than 'first person to 1-point'

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    go sixers

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    So check, stealing, shooting at a person blocking the goal, and break-aways are more boring than 'Oh this team just scored, so now we score and then they score durr durr durr'.

    I know there's a lot more to it than that, but the games are mostly so close in basketball that you only need to watch the final period. Which you can almost say about any sport, to be honest. I'm just griping because I think Hockey should be higher on the list of sports to consider than Basketball.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Go Nets...

    Vince Carter is still there, for some reason

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    GO THUNDER

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    go kevin garnetts

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goddammit Monta

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    THUNDERCATS ARE LOOSE

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    holy shit the nba is almost here i'm so excited

    though it's going to be tough to top last season

    if houston stays healthy they might be the best team in the league (enormous if)

    boston will drop off but i think will still win the east

    the sixers and trailblazers both are a bit overrated

    this is the year the spurs start their decline

    and elton brand is the most amount of dick that it is possible to be

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    Jolly-ollyJolly-olly Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Raptors are going to sneak into the first round of the playoffs and lose 4 and out.

    unless colderone is injured severely, and then they just lose.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    please houston do something this year. I'm not huge into basketball these days but it'd be nice to have a franchise in town that got shit done (the Dynamo don't count because who gives a fuck about the MLS?)

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    sneak in? they're the 5th best team in the east

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm real excited to have a home team this year

    might rent one of them nba games tomorrow just to try 'em out

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    Jolly-ollyJolly-olly Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    and they can do that by what, a .500 record?

    okay, it's not that bad, but they will play a better team and get beat. unless bosh learned how to be a franchise player at the olympics and carries the team on his back.

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    Punchy McFistPunchy McFist Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm still pissed that the Knicks didn't make Mark Jackson their coach.


    Fuck James Dolan

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Jolly-olly wrote: »
    and they can do that by what, a .500 record?

    okay, it's not that bad, but they will play a better team and get beat. unless bosh learned how to be a franchise player at the olympics and carries the team on his back.

    the raptors are a solid team

    they lost point guard depth in ford, but if calderon can extend his productivity last year in 30 minutes to 38-40 it won't be that big of a deal. knowing he has the reins of the team may even improve his play.

    bosh is very good and adding jermaine o'neal was big. he's not what he used to be but he handles the ball well for a big man, can run the pick and roll with calderon, and gives the raptors much needed-depth inside.

    they will be better then last year, but on the whole the east is better. i can't see them getting better than the 4 seed but i also don't see them dropping below 6.

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    So apparently my state got itself an NBA team this year. Oklahomas finally movin up in the world.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    yeah, pretty soon we'll let you guys vote

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    still a terrible place to live

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Agreed. You probably live in a bigger city, not bumfuck nowhere though.

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    Punchy McFistPunchy McFist Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    yeah, pretty soon we'll let you guys vote

    Let's not get ahead of ourselves

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ugh, hate being a wizards fan. they are just good enough to make the playoffs, but not good enough to get over the hump. though thats hard to call this year, with the east starting to get not shitty again. as much as i love arenas and his blog posts, i hate that he's out yet again and i'm scared he's pretty much done being an elite scoring guard. really wish we never picked up his option. but as long as we got badass caron butler, we got a puncher's chance.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Is anyone else doing any of this fantasy sports stuff? I decided to because I was bored at work today. Anyway here is the team I drafted:

    PG Deron Williams
    SG Joe Johnson
    SF Shane Battier
    PF Chris Bosh
    C Greg Oden (he was really the best that was available at the time)
    G Stephen Jackson
    F Tayshaun Prince
    Brandon Roy
    Richard Jefferson
    Mike Bibby

    Bench:
    Paul Millsap
    Kendrick Perkins
    JR Smith (kinda wish I had gone with Kleiza)

    Whoo go team me

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I did fantasy basketball last year

    I had Dwight Howard and Carlos Boozer and they got me second place

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I wanted to pick up Boozer but he got taken early and I'm afraid after the playoffs last season

    edit: Honestly I don't know what is going to happen to the guy and I see Paul Millsap being huge.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Agreed. You probably live in a bigger city, not bumfuck nowhere though.

    lived.

    past tense.

    but yeah, tulsa.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I mean he has the athleticism and defensive prowess that Boozer lacks. The only thing he doesn't have is that dreamy midrange shot. Other than that I can see him being very instrumental in case Boozer darts for Miami.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I can't wait for the Supersonics to- what? Oh... nevermind.

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    DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    hey, tonkka its ok, don't cry..you get a soccer team Next year.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Way to go Seattle. Now you have lost Kevin Durant. I hope you are happy.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    go sixers

    elton brand rocks

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    go sixers

    elton brand rocks

    at stabbing Baron Davis and the Clippers in the back

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    pbff, clippers

    they had it coming

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    We have a fantasy league going on in D&D, and there are still a few spots open if any of you dudes wants in.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dear Merciful Lord,

    Please have Lebron lead the Cavs to a championship before he leaves for New York and please sink the entire city of Boston to the bottom of the ocean along with all its inhabitants.

    Amen

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    please houston do something this year. I'm not huge into basketball these days but it'd be nice to have a franchise in town that got shit done (the Dynamo don't count because who gives a fuck about the MLS?)

    They didn't win, no, but they went on a 20+ win streak last year. And the Astros made it to the World Series the year before that. And The Dynamo kick so much ass in my stadium and I love it.

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