DC Comics January 2007 Solicits (Preview)

Owenashi

A sneak-peek at some of what's coming in for DC lovers in January's been placed up in Newsarama, including the 52 cover of the month. For a look at the story behind the covers presented so far, check out this link..

http://www.newsarama.com/dcnew/Jan07/solicitations.html

Garlic Bread

Superman Batman versus Aliens and Predators

retarded

Garlic Bread

and I like how Batman is laughing at the melting Plastic Man

Furu

Keith wrote:

Superman Batman versus Aliens and Predators

awesome

Jordyn

Man, I am just...not impressed by any of those.

I hope there's more that are more...exciting.

Bad Karma

oooo..Mon-El.

Garlic Bread

I like the JLA Classified one

it's all "i'm trippin balls, man"

Royse

I don't really follow DC comics, but is the JLA fighting Skeletor?

Garlic Bread

Dr. Destiny

who, yes, looks almost exactly like Skeletor

but the doctor came first

Bloods End

Furu wrote:

Keith wrote:

Superman Batman versus Aliens and Predators

awesome

Shouldn't Superman be able to punch the the entire number of both species straight to the moon? Why is Batman even necessary here?

Bad Karma

Bloods End wrote:

Furu wrote:

Keith wrote:

Superman Batman versus Aliens and Predators

awesome

Shouldn't Superman be able to punch the the entire number of both species straight to the moon? Why is Batman even necessary here?

Are you retarded or something? He's the goddamned Batman!

Thank you Frank Miller..you crazy son of a bitch you.

Bloods End

Bad Karma wrote:

Bloods End wrote:

Furu wrote:

Keith wrote:

Superman Batman versus Aliens and Predators

awesome

Shouldn't Superman be able to punch the the entire number of both species straight to the moon? Why is Batman even necessary here?

Are you retarded or something? He's the goddamned Batman!

Thank you Frank Miller..you crazy son of a bitch you.

I am going to cold cock you for that.

Jordyn

If he punches them to the moon, then they have to go clean off the moon too.

Furu

The original Superman/Aliens comic was pretty badass though, so maybe this one will be too.

Red or Alive

Wow... Match has seen better days.

hughtron

Now that Luthor has that power-cock, Metropolis better watch out.

DouglasDanger

Furu wrote:

The original Superman/Aliens comic was pretty badass though, so maybe this one will be too.

Couldn't Superman just eye-laser the hell out of the hell lot of them? Or super-speed punch them, or a million others and have the aliens whipped in about 10 seconds? Freeze the cloaca of the alien queen even?

Munch

I think Superman refused to kill any of the Aliens in his last crossover with them, since they were semi-sentient or something.

robosagogo

I remember reading a book where he was fighting Aliens, but didn't have any powers (red sun?).

DouglasDanger

Munch wrote:

I think Superman refused to kill any of the Aliens in his last crossover with them, since they were semi-sentient or something.

That shit is damn retarded. Their entire purpose in life is kill and eat other living things. That is all the do! Dammit people, this shit has gone too far!

Furu

In the original crossover, Superman was stuck on a Kryptonian dome city that had mostly survived the destruction of Krypton and was floating out in space. There was no sun at all, so he got progressivly weaker and it was tougher to fight off the Aliens. He was blinded by the acid at one point.

I never read the second one, but I heard it was total shit.

Mai-Kero

Would superman kill zombies? I do not think he would because he is retarded.

Garlic Bread

Yes, he would

He and Batman both killed some Doomsday clones after Superman saw that they're not actually living

but then again, that story fucking sucked

The Muffin Man

DouglasDanger wrote:

Furu wrote:

The original Superman/Aliens comic was pretty badass though, so maybe this one will be too.

Couldn't Superman just eye-laser the hell out of the hell lot of them? Or super-speed punch them, or a million others and have the aliens whipped in about 10 seconds? Freeze the cloaca of the alien queen even?

It'd be funny to watch a Predator activating his wrist-nuke.
"Awww. How cute. He thinks that's gonna help."

rchou

what the fuck have they done to my cassie?

Furu

Man, he was killing aliens just fine in the original crossover.

Then again he was also pissed and blind.

bobgorila

I liked the GL aliens crossover.

Hal Jordan was such a pussy, so it was left to Kyle to get all genocidal on their asses.

Harrier

Keith wrote:

Yes, he would

He and Batman both killed some Doomsday clones after Superman saw that they're not actually living

but then again, that story fucking sucked

Superman's MAXIMUM POWER heat vision was pretty sweet, though.

Bad Karma

Im sure Owenashi will be by the post the rest o' the previews, but I needed to post this..



sex-ellent

Please DC, give us a 'make your own poster' store.

Garlic Bread

oh fuck

a new ventriloquist

i fucking hated him

but Paul Dini is good at making characters so who knows

The Luggage

Keith wrote:

oh fuck

a new ventriloquist

i fucking hated him

but Paul Dini is good at making characters so who knows

Fuck you, the Ventriloquist is awesome.

Garlic Bread

these are nice covers



what

Bloods End

Keith wrote:

what

I think Munch is freaking out

Garlic Bread

now i have to read manhunter

i mean, i was planning on it anyway, but now i have to


this is their plan, isn't it

it'll have nothing to do with Ted

Jordyn

Metron looks more concerned than he ever does about anything.

Scooter

Keith wrote:

Superman's getting his Vet Rewards!

CoX in-joke

Am I the only one who had to count how many fingers he had on that hand?

Bad Karma

Chaykin can be fugly.

Garlic Bread

Jordyn wrote:

Metron looks more concerned than he ever does about anything.

you know it's serious when metron moves

Jordyn

Keith wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Metron looks more concerned than he ever does about anything.

you know it's serious when metron moves

Usually when it's serious, he just sits there going "you guys are gonna fuck everything up, and I'm just gonna watch, haha, good job fuckers. Check out my eyebrows."

Munch

Bloods End wrote:

Keith wrote:

what

I think Munch is freaking out

I came a little when I saw that, but then felt dirty and used after I realized Chaykin had drawn it. Seriously though, I'm betting on this being a fakeout, since Marc Andreyko said the Blue Beetle appearing in Manhunter won't be a flashback, and Ted will certainly stay dead until Didio resigns as EIC. I'm betting that Dylan, Manhunter's little technogeek henchman, will put on a Blue Beetle suit or something. Likely for the upcoming trial where Kate Spencer defends Wonder Woman's murder of Maxwell Lord.

Still, this is pretty awesome since I read Manhunter anyways.

Garlic Bread

Shouldn't Diana have diplomatic immunity anyway?