If you cut it off it will grow back larger!

Wren

so this bum asks me for change on my way home, and I do the usual "sorry" and he goes "don't say sorry if you're not sorry!" so I laugh and go "alright then, I'm not sorry!"

Wren

Sources for this story include: news.bbc.co.uk.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Troll powder.


Kill it with fire

BusterK

Seph wrote: »

wren if you fuckin even mention straw or strawman or anything related to straw you should get the fuck out and go hang forever in D&D.

I fucking hate that term it sounds like something a toolbag would say (so i'm not surprised you said it.)

Skull Man argument

The_Scarab

We have completely ran the 'sources for this story include' joke into the ground so hard.

potatoe

(Sources for this story include: news.bbc.co.uk.)

Wren

The_Scarab wrote: »

We have completely ran the 'sources for this story include' joke into the ground so hard.

Sources for this story include: news.bbc.co.uk.

Ledneh

I am filled with multiple sources of frothing hatred

A) that this probably isn't real and I'll never have like fifty dicks

That sources for this story incloh god I can't do it

Grey Ghost

I have seen this same story a few months ago, all the details were the same

if it was total bullshit I think someone would have debunked it by now

Antimatter

speaking of obscure important scientific developments, who else heard about the laboratory in the southern u.s. that teleported an atom to another lab?
this was a couple of years ago, and i don't remember the specifics, but i saw it on the front page of the kalamazoo gazette in a small corner.

Wren

Antimatter wrote: »

speaking of obscure important scientific developments, who else heard about the laboratory in the southern u.s. that teleported an atom to another lab?
this was a couple of years ago, and i don't remember the specifics, but i saw it on the front page of the kalamazoo gazette in a small corner.

I thought it was like, a thing with light or something and that it wasnt quite as cool as it sounded

Kajusta

Grey Ghost wrote: »

I have seen this same story a few months ago, all the details were the same

if it was total bullshit I think someone would have debunked it by now

Yeah, I saw the same story also.

Shits crazy.

Cosmic Sombrero

potatoe wrote: »

(Sources for this story include: news.bbc.co.uk.)

Sources for this post include: news.bbc.co.uk.

NotASenator

World as Myth wrote: »

wren you are being an awfully big turd for no apparent reason

I think talking to Seph is a pretty valid reason.

Mr. Henry Bemis

i am shocked by how many people believed this

PIG'S BLADDER DUST

REALLY

YEAH I HEARD MUMMIES MAKE A GREAT ANTIHISTAMINE

IT'S RAD

NO ITCHY EYES

Mr. G

If you put that magic powder on cars, it will make them fly.

Sources for this story include: news.bbc.co.uk.

NotASenator

Wait a minute, is this another one of those threads where you guys want to get really excited over utter bullshit and I should go do something else?

vsove

I'll tell you what, I've got this oil. Made it from snakes, cures anything, no word of a lie.

Antimatter

NotACrook wrote: »

Wait a minute, is this another one of those threads where you guys want to get really excited over utter bullshit and I should go do something else?

yup.

Wren

NotACrook wrote: »

Wait a minute, is this another one of those threads where you guys want to get really excited over utter bullshit and I should go do something else?

yes.

NotASenator

You know what they really rubbed on his finger?

potatoe

love you nas

Mysst

man, you don't rub albinos on anything, they'll take the color right off!

MikeRyu

Seph wrote: »

you grew an ear on rat? horseshit you glued that on there you faggot

This made me laugh but I had to laugh quietly and it hurt my chest.

Mr. G

And for the minimal outlay of one dollar, you can take home a bottle of liquid Lothario, distilled Don Juan, catalytically-carbonated Cassanova. Lock old Rover in the shed, 'cause man has a new best friend in Simpson & Son's revitalizing tonic!

Wren

Mr. G wrote: »

And for the minimal outlay of one dollar, you can take home a bottle of liquid Lothario, distilled Don Juan, catalytically-carbonated Cassanova. Lock old Rover in the shed, 'cause man has a new best friend in Simpson & Son's revitalizing tonic!

I read this on the internet so it must be true

Zombiemambo

I don't know if this has been posted yet, but the powder was basically debunked

If you cut off just the tip of your finger it can grow back by itself

Kajusta

tr00f

Ripped the tip of my thumb off about 2 years ago in a bike accident.

NotASenator

http://www.badscience.net/wp-content/uploads/buggeredfinger.JPG

EDIT: It's a medical photo of the finger, so I made it a link.

Mysst

"Buggered Finger"

sarukun

Holy shit, science.



Way to go.


Way to fucking go, science.


Yes.

Zombiemambo

The powder may have assisted in growing it back faster but regardless, his finger could grow back on its own

sarukun

Zombiemambo wrote: »

I don't know if this has been posted yet, but the powder was basically debunked

If you cut off just the tip of your finger it can grow back by itself

Holy shit, science


you fucking liars




way to fucking not go.



Dammit.

Zombiemambo

yea I was all excited so I snipped off my penis just to try the powder

I should have looked into it further, in retrospect

NotASenator

Zombiemambo wrote: »

I don't know if this has been posted yet, but the powder was basically debunked

If you cut off just the tip of your finger it can grow back by itself

Well that's not entirely true.

Just in this case, he didn't lose bone or nail.

So what grew back? Skin.

This powder did the miracle of causing him to regrow skin cells.

Threadbare Sock

I have an electrolysis machine to sell you guys

it makes electricity from water! WOW!

Zombiemambo

NotACrook wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

I don't know if this has been posted yet, but the powder was basically debunked

If you cut off just the tip of your finger it can grow back by itself

Well that's not entirely true.

Just in this case, he didn't lose bone or nail.

So what grew back? Skin.

This powder did the miracle of causing him to regrow skin cells.

Right, which is what I said

but he didn't need the powder to get his fingertip back

BusterK

Threadbare Sock wrote: »

I have an electrolysis machine to sell you guys

it makes electricity from water! WOW!

But can it take off body hair?
Cause my ass is getting hairy

Mr. Henry Bemis

Threadbare Sock wrote: »

I have an electrolysis machine to sell you guys

it makes electricity from water! WOW!

YAY SCIENCE

NotASenator

My favorite quote from this was in the Sun, which admittedly is not a bastion of journalism skillz:

Half an inch of Lee Spievak’s finger was cut off by the propeller of a model airplane in his hobby shop in the USA.

But the 69-year-old has a brand new finger after dabbing his wound with a medicine made from pig’s bladder.

Half an inch of Lee Spievak’s finger was cut off by the propeller of a model airplane in his hobby shop in the USA.

But the 69-year-old has a brand new finger after dabbing his wound with a medicine made from pig’s bladder.