Do I need to introduce myself? Is there some manner of deviant initiation rite I must undergo? Do I have to get jumped in? Or can I just pick a thread and begin debating my choice of discourse?
Seriously though guys, Sword in the Stone. It's almost the best movie ever.
You're taking a controversial stand on an issue that none of us are discussing. You're looking for an argument. We're not biting.
I just can't believe I've never seen this before. I read Once and Future King in high school and enjoyed it, but I didn't know this movie existed until I saw it flipping through the channels.
A guy who makes wood based products? Maybe someones fixing something in his house? If its a young kid who came from a family of carpenters, don't warn him he's about to be robbed.
Preacher on
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Is there some manner of deviant initiation rite I must undergo?
Yes.
Take the next Greyhound Bus to San Francisco. Pay cash. Leave all forms of identification at home. When you arrive, take the first taxi to the Octavia St. Days Inn. Try not to look directly into the taxi's security camera. At the motel's front desk, ask for "Marco." Blink thrice to Marco and tell him you're there for the double queen. He'll lead you to a room. Do not turn on any lights. You will find a razor, depilatory cream, and a bottle of baby oil waiting for you on the pillow. Shower and remove all hair below the neck. Once you've dried off, cover your hindquarters in baby oil. Do not put your clothing back on. Lay face down on the bed with your mouth against a pillow. What happens next you must speak of to no man, woman, or child, but fear not: once you have passed the initiation, you shall find that will have no desire to return to your former life.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Is there some manner of deviant initiation rite I must undergo?
Yes.
Take the next Greyhound Bus to San Francisco. Pay cash. Leave all forms of identification at home. When you arrive, take the first taxi to the Octavia St. Days Inn. Try not to look directly into the taxi's security camera. At the motel's front desk, ask for "Marco." Blink thrice to Marco and tell him you're there for the double queen. He'll lead you to a room. Do not turn on any lights. You will find a razor, depilatory cream, and a bottle of baby oil waiting for you on the pillow. Shower and remove all hair below the neck. Once you've dried off, cover your hindquarters in baby oil. Do not put your clothing back on. Lay face down on the bed with your mouth against a pillow. What happens next you must speak of to no man, woman, or child, but fear not: once you have passed the initiation, you shall find that will have no desire to return to your former life.
Feral you idiot!
It's "lie down" not "lay down." Who taught you grammar, Paris Hilton?
Is there some manner of deviant initiation rite I must undergo?
Yes.
Take the next Greyhound Bus to San Francisco. Pay cash. Leave all forms of identification at home. When you arrive, take the first taxi to the Octavia St. Days Inn. Try not to look directly into the taxi's security camera. At the motel's front desk, ask for "Marco." Blink thrice to Marco and tell him you're there for the double queen. He'll lead you to a room. Do not turn on any lights. You will find a razor, depilatory cream, and a bottle of baby oil waiting for you on the pillow. Shower and remove all hair below the neck. Once you've dried off, cover your hindquarters in baby oil. Do not put your clothing back on. Lay face down on the bed with your mouth against a pillow. What happens next you must speak of to no man, woman, or child, but fear not: once you have passed the initiation, you shall find that will have no desire to return to your former life.
Feral you idiot!
It's "lie down" not "lay down." Who taught you grammar, Paris Hilton?
Who took your ball gag out?
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
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You're taking a controversial stand on an issue that none of us are discussing. You're looking for an argument. We're not biting.
Someone get the rape-whistle!
Hey I was totally going to suggest that first!
I almost stayed there until I wound up crashing with nexus. So that would have been hilarious.
my pants are already off I assure you
actually it was my dad's house, so you would have escaped having your professional career forever tarred with terrorist links.
Pics or it didn't happen!
He "has to go meet with that carpenter"
I have no idea what that is a euphemism for
Though it clearly isn't.
I just can't believe I've never seen this before. I read Once and Future King in high school and enjoyed it, but I didn't know this movie existed until I saw it flipping through the channels.
Apparently I had a really deprived childhood.
Webcam only, sorry kido
it's not even the best disney movie with a sword in it.
Hey man, if Obama can make it...
Well there must be wood involved somewhere.
He needs to get his wood buffed, duh. God what did you grow up in China or something?
Either something to do with getting wood or the Lord Jesus Christ.
That show was awesome when DJ from Full House hosted it.
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He's getting circumcised
People born in China just have no sense for innuendo
none at all
zero
A guy who makes wood based products? Maybe someones fixing something in his house? If its a young kid who came from a family of carpenters, don't warn him he's about to be robbed.
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Yes.
Take the next Greyhound Bus to San Francisco. Pay cash. Leave all forms of identification at home. When you arrive, take the first taxi to the Octavia St. Days Inn. Try not to look directly into the taxi's security camera. At the motel's front desk, ask for "Marco." Blink thrice to Marco and tell him you're there for the double queen. He'll lead you to a room. Do not turn on any lights. You will find a razor, depilatory cream, and a bottle of baby oil waiting for you on the pillow. Shower and remove all hair below the neck. Once you've dried off, cover your hindquarters in baby oil. Do not put your clothing back on. Lay face down on the bed with your mouth against a pillow. What happens next you must speak of to no man, woman, or child, but fear not: once you have passed the initiation, you shall find that will have no desire to return to your former life.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
That would be Lion King (Pride Rock, bitches).
As long as the wavelength isn't 527nm I'm happy.
SHE QUESTIONS THE COLLECTIVE
SHE MUST BE ELIMINATED
It is however the best Disney movie with an in in it.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Feral you idiot!
It's "lie down" not "lay down." Who taught you grammar, Paris Hilton?
Who took your ball gag out?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
It cost me 500 bucks to book that through expedia
At least until you drop some MDMA with him and realize that OH MY GOD HE'S THE BEST PERSON EVER TOUCH ME THERE!
THIS ONE AGREES
ALL GLORY TO THE NERDHIVE
Alice in Wonderland...
Aladdin