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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    ogcam777 wrote: »
    Vegetarians.

    That tofu shit don't fly.
    gospatcho!
    were
    were you trying to say gazpacho?

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    esperanto

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Do you guys want to see something seriously delicious, that I made myself?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Wellington.jpg

    Mmmmm.jpg

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    oh man beef wellington
    that looks delicious

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fried bloody stool?

    Meta T. Dust on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    oh man beef wellington
    that looks delicious

    Let me tell you.

    Let me goddamn tell you.



    I have never created anything that tasted that good before in my life.

    Silmaril on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    ogcam777 wrote: »
    Vegetarians.

    That tofu shit don't fly.
    gospatcho!
    were
    were you trying to say gazpacho?

    red3.jpg
    esperanto
    gazpacho.jpg

    Bedlam on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    misbehavin on
  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
    Was making a Toasted Marshmallow Latte when I burned my hand on the steam :cry:

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    jackal on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    If I remember correctly, it still has hydrogenated oils, just less than "0 grams," which the FDA identifies as less than 0.5 grams ("dietarily insignificant").

    I've actually never understood that. If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    misbehavin on
  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    If I remember correctly, it still has hydrogenated oils, just less than "0 grams," which the FDA identifies as less than 0.5 grams ("dietarily insignificant").

    I've actually never understood that. If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    It isn't on the ingredient list. I'm pretty sure you can leave trans fat off the nutritional info if it is less than 0.5 grams, but you still have to list every ingredient. The only oil is canola, and it isn't partially hydrogenated.

    jackal on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    If I remember correctly, it still has hydrogenated oils, just less than "0 grams," which the FDA identifies as less than 0.5 grams ("dietarily insignificant").

    I've actually never understood that. If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    It isn't on the ingredient list. I'm pretty sure you can leave trans fat off the nutritional info if it is less than 0.5 grams, but you still have to list every ingredient. The only oil is canola, and it isn't partially hydrogenated.

    Oh, okay, then I stand corrected. Betty Crocker evidently makes 1 product that doesn't have partially hydrogenated oils.

    Still, my question stands: If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    misbehavin on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    If I remember correctly, it still has hydrogenated oils, just less than "0 grams," which the FDA identifies as less than 0.5 grams ("dietarily insignificant").

    I've actually never understood that. If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    It isn't on the ingredient list. I'm pretty sure you can leave trans fat off the nutritional info if it is less than 0.5 grams, but you still have to list every ingredient. The only oil is canola, and it isn't partially hydrogenated.

    Oh, okay, then I stand corrected. Betty Crocker evidently makes 1 product that doesn't have partially hydrogenated oils.

    Still, my question stands: If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    Because maybe it doesn't take very much at all to do its job?


    On a scale of one to retarded, where do you reckon you are?

    Silmaril on
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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    When you consider the number of servings in a box, and the fact that partially hydrogenated oil is only partially made up of trans fat, you can actually have quite a bit before you have to list it on the nutritional info.

    jackal on
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Choom Bread

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    Betty Crocker can suck my Goddamned dick.

    sarukun on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    If I remember correctly, it still has hydrogenated oils, just less than "0 grams," which the FDA identifies as less than 0.5 grams ("dietarily insignificant").

    I've actually never understood that. If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    It isn't on the ingredient list. I'm pretty sure you can leave trans fat off the nutritional info if it is less than 0.5 grams, but you still have to list every ingredient. The only oil is canola, and it isn't partially hydrogenated.

    Oh, okay, then I stand corrected. Betty Crocker evidently makes 1 product that doesn't have partially hydrogenated oils.

    Still, my question stands: If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    Because maybe it doesn't take very much at all to do its job?


    On a scale of one to retarded, where do you reckon you are?
    actually an interesting point about that here in the states
    because of that rule, you'll often find non-stick cooking sprays (like Pam for instance) labeled as zero fat
    but if you look at the nutritional info, the primary ingredient is of course vegetable oil

    so how can they label it zero fat or fat free? simply because they've reduced the "serving size" the nutritional info is based on to such a minuscule amount that it's less than .5 g of fat, therefore technically considered nonfat
    the serving size? 1/3 second of spray (that's about 1/4 gram)

    then they compare this to a tablespoon of butter or other oil to show how much "healthier" it is

    Druhim on
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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh God oh God oh fuck shit damn what the hell aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    After stripping the turkey carcass of its meat for later use, apparently no one remembered to actually throw it out, leaving it in the oven. This was made, like, a week ago.

    I open the oven door to take out the pans so I can heat it up for some pizza, and I'm greeted with a blast of rotting turkey carcass.

    Fucking hell.

    Rear Admiral Choco on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    oh dear god
    that's fucking gross

    Druhim on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    Betty Crocker can suck my Goddamned dick.

    Did you see my pics Saru?

    Go back and look at my pics.

    Silmaril on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    If I remember correctly, it still has hydrogenated oils, just less than "0 grams," which the FDA identifies as less than 0.5 grams ("dietarily insignificant").

    I've actually never understood that. If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    It isn't on the ingredient list. I'm pretty sure you can leave trans fat off the nutritional info if it is less than 0.5 grams, but you still have to list every ingredient. The only oil is canola, and it isn't partially hydrogenated.

    Oh, okay, then I stand corrected. Betty Crocker evidently makes 1 product that doesn't have partially hydrogenated oils.

    Still, my question stands: If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    Because maybe it doesn't take very much at all to do its job?


    On a scale of one to retarded, where do you reckon you are?
    actually an interesting point about that here in the states
    because of that rule, you'll often find non-stick cooking sprays (like Pam for instance) labeled as zero fat
    but if you look at the nutritional info, the primary ingredient is of course vegetable oil

    so how can they label it zero fat or fat free? simply because they've reduced the "serving size" the nutritional info is based on to such a minuscule amount that it's less than .5 g of fat, therefore technically considered nonfat
    the serving size? 1/3 second of spray (that's about 1/4 gram)

    then they compare this to a tablespoon of butter or other oil to show how much "healthier" it is


    Man you guys are dumb.

    Silmaril on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2008
    hey guys my nose has been bleeding on-and-off and alternating nostrils for like 36 hours now. should I be worried?

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh god, flax bread tastes like poopoo.

    edit: It is pretty ok with peanut butter.

    jackal on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh God oh God oh fuck shit damn what the hell aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    After stripping the turkey carcass of its meat for later use, apparently no one remembered to actually throw it out, leaving it in the oven. This was made, like, a week ago.

    I open the oven door to take out the pans so I can heat it up for some pizza, and I'm greeted with a blast of rotting turkey carcass.

    Fucking hell.

    Wow.



    Seriously, wow.



    How do you do that?


    How is that even possible?

    sarukun on
  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited October 2008
    fabulous point silmaril
    you have opened everyones eyes with your eloquent and educational posts


    faglips

    Threadbare Sock on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    If I remember correctly, it still has hydrogenated oils, just less than "0 grams," which the FDA identifies as less than 0.5 grams ("dietarily insignificant").

    I've actually never understood that. If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    It isn't on the ingredient list. I'm pretty sure you can leave trans fat off the nutritional info if it is less than 0.5 grams, but you still have to list every ingredient. The only oil is canola, and it isn't partially hydrogenated.

    Oh, okay, then I stand corrected. Betty Crocker evidently makes 1 product that doesn't have partially hydrogenated oils.

    Still, my question stands: If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    Because maybe it doesn't take very much at all to do its job?


    On a scale of one to retarded, where do you reckon you are?
    actually an interesting point about that here in the states
    because of that rule, you'll often find non-stick cooking sprays (like Pam for instance) labeled as zero fat
    but if you look at the nutritional info, the primary ingredient is of course vegetable oil

    so how can they label it zero fat or fat free? simply because they've reduced the "serving size" the nutritional info is based on to such a minuscule amount that it's less than .5 g of fat, therefore technically considered nonfat
    the serving size? 1/3 second of spray (that's about 1/4 gram)

    then they compare this to a tablespoon of butter or other oil to show how much "healthier" it is


    Man you guys are dumb.
    no, the FDA is dumb
    and probably greedy
    I'm sure some lobbyists were very persuasive in getting that through

    Druhim on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Oh God oh God oh fuck shit damn what the hell aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    After stripping the turkey carcass of its meat for later use, apparently no one remembered to actually throw it out, leaving it in the oven. This was made, like, a week ago.

    I open the oven door to take out the pans so I can heat it up for some pizza, and I'm greeted with a blast of rotting turkey carcass.

    Fucking hell.

    Wow.



    Seriously, wow.



    How do you do that?


    How is that even possible?

    I'm surprised that someone can be this unaware of the contents of their oven.

    I mean okay, next day, maybe. But a week later?

    vsove on
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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited October 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Oh God oh God oh fuck shit damn what the hell aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    After stripping the turkey carcass of its meat for later use, apparently no one remembered to actually throw it out, leaving it in the oven. This was made, like, a week ago.

    I open the oven door to take out the pans so I can heat it up for some pizza, and I'm greeted with a blast of rotting turkey carcass.

    Fucking hell.
    Wow.
    Seriously, wow.
    How do you do that?
    How is that even possible?

    I'm surprised that someone can be this unaware of the contents of their oven.
    I mean okay, next day, maybe. But a week later?

    its pretty clear they put the turkey back into the oven because every other available surface was already covered in putrid refuse

    Threadbare Sock on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    jackal wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Betty Crocker doesn't make ANYTHING that contains less than 2 grams of hydrogenated oils.

    "Fuck you and your heart," is what Ms. Crocker says to all of us.

    Betty Crocker has a "Heart Smart" version of Bisquick that doesn't have any hydrogenated oils.

    If I remember correctly, it still has hydrogenated oils, just less than "0 grams," which the FDA identifies as less than 0.5 grams ("dietarily insignificant").

    I've actually never understood that. If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    It isn't on the ingredient list. I'm pretty sure you can leave trans fat off the nutritional info if it is less than 0.5 grams, but you still have to list every ingredient. The only oil is canola, and it isn't partially hydrogenated.

    Oh, okay, then I stand corrected. Betty Crocker evidently makes 1 product that doesn't have partially hydrogenated oils.

    Still, my question stands: If you're putting so little of something in a product that you can legally say it's not there, why bother putting it in at all?

    Because maybe it doesn't take very much at all to do its job?


    On a scale of one to retarded, where do you reckon you are?
    actually an interesting point about that here in the states
    because of that rule, you'll often find non-stick cooking sprays (like Pam for instance) labeled as zero fat
    but if you look at the nutritional info, the primary ingredient is of course vegetable oil

    so how can they label it zero fat or fat free? simply because they've reduced the "serving size" the nutritional info is based on to such a minuscule amount that it's less than .5 g of fat, therefore technically considered nonfat
    the serving size? 1/3 second of spray (that's about 1/4 gram)

    then they compare this to a tablespoon of butter or other oil to show how much "healthier" it is


    Man you guys are dumb.
    no, the FDA is dumb
    and probably greedy
    I'm sure some lobbyists were very persuasive in getting that through


    I can imagine people (all over the world) trying to deep fat fry with a hojillion sprays of that stuff because they think its "fat free".

    This sadly would not only apply to Americans. I can think of several people I know who would be that dumb.

    Silmaril on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Right but eventually that shit got cleaned up.

    sarukun on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    This sadly would not only apply to Americans. I can think of several people I know who would be that dumb.
    I hate to break it to you, Sil, but your country is full of rednecks and Jerry Springer fans.



    Full.


    You get a break because of dudes like PAtrick Stewart and Ian McClellan, but, seriously, chock-full.

    sarukun on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    This sadly would not only apply to Americans. I can think of several people I know who would be that dumb.
    I hate to break it to you, Sil, but your country is full of rednecks and Jerry Springer fans.



    Full.


    You get a break because of dudes like PAtrick Stewart and Ian McClellan, but, seriously, chock-full.

    I cry myself to sleep because of it every night.

    At least they aren't tears of lard.

    Silmaril on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    This sadly would not only apply to Americans. I can think of several people I know who would be that dumb.
    I hate to break it to you, Sil, but your country is full of rednecks and Jerry Springer fans.



    Full.


    You get a break because of dudes like PAtrick Stewart and Ian McClellan, but, seriously, chock-full.

    I cry myself to sleep because of it every night.

    At least they aren't tears of lard.

    You're just jealous because you have to go to the store to grease your pans.



    I regularly cut myself shaving just so I can make Rice Krispies Treats..

    sarukun on
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Oh God oh God oh fuck shit damn what the hell aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    After stripping the turkey carcass of its meat for later use, apparently no one remembered to actually throw it out, leaving it in the oven. This was made, like, a week ago.

    I open the oven door to take out the pans so I can heat it up for some pizza, and I'm greeted with a blast of rotting turkey carcass.

    Fucking hell.

    Wow.



    Seriously, wow.



    How do you do that?


    How is that even possible?

    I'm surprised that someone can be this unaware of the contents of their oven.

    I mean okay, next day, maybe. But a week later?

    I mostly just do stovetop cooking, while my Mom will use the oven whenever she's so inclined. We both stripped the turkey, she sent me down to the basement fridge to store the meat, and told me she'd dispose of the rest. I guess she just shoved the carcass in the oven as she got sidetracked with some other shit.

    Can't fucking believe it. Everything's cleaned up now, but hell. That smell will not leave my nostrils, it's so bad.

    Rear Admiral Choco on
  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The flax bread looks really good. Unfortunately as I said earlier, it tastes like shit.

    bread001shw6.jpg

    jackal on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    fun fact

    pilgrims ate lobster because it washed on shore

    also lobsters were originally fed to new england inmates because for a long time it was considered peasant food

    That's because it's a creepy fucking sea-insect.

    Cogliostro on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    fun fact

    pilgrims ate lobster because it washed on shore

    also lobsters were originally fed to new england inmates because for a long time it was considered peasant food

    That's because it's a creepy fucking sea-insect.

    you can say that about anything

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    yeah, but I don't eat anything with antenna that wave it around like it 'just don't care'

    Cockroaches absolutely disgust me for the same fucking reason. Their little antennae all waving too and fro, sniffing me and shit. Gross.

    Cogliostro on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    have been all my life

    proud to have eye stalks

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