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Redmond Thread - Replace a Ginger, Live with Whores

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
So Keith, beloved by some (who) and beleagered by height and life, wants to return to the streets of Philly.
He says to pursue a job, we think it is because he misses black people.

Nevertheless, we seek a new roommate. So if you are considering the Emerald City, let us know. Otherwise, I suppose we could discuss roommates, current or past.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    way to be a quitter Keith

    Druhim on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I have never heard one good thing about Philly

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    8-)

    Garlic Bread on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    keith the east coast does not want you anymore

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    way to be a quitter Keith

    it's actually not because the Seattle area blows like a $5 prostitute

    it's because i've finally decided that I want to be a cop and I would much rather do that in Philly. Little bit of hometown pride, little bit of that area needs it more.

    Garlic Bread on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh god keith is going to be the creepy highschool cop

    Kovak on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    keith aren't you tiny

    a cop, really?

    Faricazy on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    how can keith be a cop

    Projeck on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    now I want to see a cop show starring keith and Rane

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you don't have to be gay do you?

    the wook on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    now I want to see a cop show starring keith and Rane
    like starsky and hutch except they drive a bus, slowly, and they wear spandex

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    well good luck to you Keith

    we'll miss your rapface

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    well good luck to you Keith

    we'll miss your ratface

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    if i wasnt going to school

    i would do this

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    you don't have to be gay do you?

    you have to at least like to get your dick sucked by guys

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    keith aren't you tiny

    a cop, really?

    and I can't grow a mustache!

    Garlic Bread on
  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I am having trouble picturing Keith as a law enforcement officer.

    I keep getting the Village People image

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2008
    keith

    a cop?

    seriously?

    Tube on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    guys i'm not gay*

    Garlic Bread on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    if i wasnt going to school

    i would do this

    If I lived in Washington,

    I would do this

    (actually it's still a little tempting)

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    keith

    a cop?

    seriously?

    As serious as he can be about something, anyway

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2008
    keith what the hell about you makes you think cop

    it's not all donuts you know

    sometimes you have to run after shit

    Tube on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i am picturing keith walking up to some hoodlums

    and they are uncooperative

    and keith just crosses his arms and frowns at them





    and the entire block erupts in laughter

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith what am I supposed to tell Paul

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    honestly maybe like

    pop song critic would be a better idea keith

    Kovak on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    you don't have to be gay do you?

    you have to at least like to get your dick sucked by guys

    are they at least cute guys?

    the wook on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    A forumer filling his spot is more likely to work than someone from my school.
    It says a lot for the weirdo/nerd ratio, I guess, when SE++ is more likely to have the upstanding person in a tossup... :|

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    if you guys don't knock it off i'm gonna get my connections in the PD to hack your drivers licenses :evil:

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I can't imagine Keith as a cop

    like, at all

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Keith what am I supposed to tell Paul

    actually keep it on the DL for now 'cause i don't know when this will happen

    Garlic Bread on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith have you checked if it is possible for you to become a police officer?

    I mean you should practice beating some of your close personal friends just to get your workout.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    instead of a gun, keith will carry a ________________

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this is kind of blowing my mind

    Kovak on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I mean, no offense, Keith

    I couldn't imagine myself as a cop either

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Guys I stayed at nev's place for a few days and I must say, it is a really classy/awesome joint.

    Artreus on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith as a cop would make me think he was either a stripper or Halloween has come early

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I bet Keith makes the force but only qualifies for bicycle cop

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    a stripper viv

    really?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    instead of a gun, keith will carry a ________________

    Staff.

    Or whatever Robin uses.

    A Batman.

    He will carry a Batman.

    ChicoBlue on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith is Paul a young man that sort of fancies you?

    Druhim on
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