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Cake? In only THREE MINUTES?

Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I'm at work doing what we should all be doing and facebook stalking all my friends of friends when I discover something called the 3 minute Chocolate Mug Cake.

Now I like Cake.

I like things in Mugs.

Chocolate I think it pretty neat.

And the three minute wait with something neat at the end reminds me of sex.

THIS CAN'T FAIL.

Now somebody should make this for me and report back on it's awesomeness.

3 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
1 Coffee Mug
4 tablespoons flour(that's plain flour, not self-rising)
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons baking cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) Some nuts (optional) Small splash of vanilla


Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well . Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again.


Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes on high. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share!)

If for some reason the idea of cake inside a coffee mug offends you, I suppose you could also talk of other cakes and of slices.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    CAKE IN THREE MINUTES? NO WAY!

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    holy SHIT

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ....holy shit

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  • DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    If this should come back to kick me in the ass with cruel stomache cramps and vomiting tonight, I will curse your family name forever.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Holy shit holy shit holy shit

    How does it work oh jesus

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    If this should come back to kick me in the ass with cruel stomache cramps and vomiting tonight, I will curse your family name forever.
    But you know, I will know not to eat it.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    BRB getting mug making cake.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It takes me 25 seconds to open my fridge and get the chocolate cake already in there out and begin to eat it.

    You see, real men prepare for cake emergency ahead of time.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'll have to try this later.

    Diabetus be damned!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i don't have baking cocoa but i'll try to get some over the weekend

    oh my god

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    It takes me 25 seconds to open my fridge and get the chocolate cake already in there out and begin to eat it.

    You see, real men prepare for cake emergency ahead of time.

    No

    Real men have a woman do it for them

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I am so doing this when I go home

    so that is more along the lines of I am so doing this if I remember in two months

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  • DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I can't make it anyways. I just realized we don't have half of that stuff on the list in the house. You see, we're a bunch of bachelors who don't cook, bake and live on take out or stuf that we can stick in the oven without preparing beforehand.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I am so doing this when I go home

    so that is more along the lines of I am so doing this if I remember in two months

    Yeah that's where I'm at too

    I mean I've got a microwave in my room

    I guess I could

    But then I'd have to go buy things

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    God damn it why don't I have a mug.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    It takes me 25 seconds to open my fridge and get the chocolate cake already in there out and begin to eat it.

    You see, real men prepare for cake emergency ahead of time.

    No

    Real men have a woman do it for them

    What part of forcing a woman to have fresh cake in the fridge, at all times, does not count as preparation?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    It takes me 25 seconds to open my fridge and get the chocolate cake already in there out and begin to eat it.

    You see, real men prepare for cake emergency ahead of time.

    No

    Real men have a woman do it for them

    They also look incredible in suits. Look incredible in casual wear. Smell nice. Walk with a sense of confidence. Take 6 hour lunch breaks. Have great names. And the rest of that sketch.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This topic has been up for like 5 minutes now, why have I not seen any cake?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    That's a lot like some WWII cake recipe I saw on Mail Call.

    It's a hot cocoa ration, a breath mint, water, and maybe some other things, in a standard-issue tin cup left on a hot Jeep engine until it's cake-like.

    R. Lee Ermy seemed to think it was good enough, and I don't know a man alive who would contradict him.
    that's because he's already killed them all

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Dude, that cake took five minutes.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    There are pictures of cakes made into mugs there.

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  • VoranthVoranth MI NOMBRE, POR CIERTO ES DONTÉ!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Dude, that cake took five minutes.
    man what a rip-off

    who the hell has time for that

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I saw this thread on Goons with Spoons. The results varied from rubber hockey puck to abominable mess.

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  • DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Some of that looks like poop.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    No icing, no cream, no layers of density, no consistency.

    3 minute cake is looking worse every second.

    15 minute cake is probably more than 5 times better. It's about metrics people.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Dude, that cake took five minutes.

    And also looks like a chocolate turd.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    candy? FOR BREAKFAST?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    No icing, no cream, no layers of density, no consistency.

    3 minute cake is looking worse every second.

    15 minute cake is probably more than 5 times better. It's about metrics people.

    But that takes 15 minutes, plus oven time, plus you would have multiple things to clean.

    I think you are missing out the idea of Mug-Cake in three minutes.

    (I also suspect you hate awesome)

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  • DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This looks like a bitch to clean out of the cup. Fuck this. I'm going to go to the store and buy a cake.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Mug cake is supposed to be rubbery and tasteless. Shitty all around.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2008
    this is a lie AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT VIDEO GAME REFERENCE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    CRAVING CARVEL

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Damn it, no oil

    GAH

    edit: What the hell do you people care what it looks like, it's cake in 3 MINUTES!

    CAKE

    3 MINUTES

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this is a lie AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT VIDEO GAME REFERENCE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    i don't get it

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    No icing, no cream, no layers of density, no consistency.

    3 minute cake is looking worse every second.

    15 minute cake is probably more than 5 times better. It's about metrics people.

    But that takes 15 minutes, plus oven time, plus you would have multiple things to clean.

    I think you are missing out the idea of Mug-Cake in three minutes.

    (I also suspect you hate awesome)

    My love for good cake supersedes my hatred for awesome.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    For any respectable human being this seems like a culinary abortion, but from the piss-poor college student standpoint this is shangri-goddamn-la.

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  • DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket, take your shitty mug cake and come back with something useful.

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