This is what's going on outside of my house RIGHT FUCKING NOW
This is the fucking end of days. Repent, ye sinners, lest ye be claimed by the Lord's Wrath!
tl;dr I'm going to drown in my own house.
This is the crazy weather thread. Post your crazy weather stories here. Alternatively: bacon.
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Try living in upstate NY when the snow thaws and the drains are fucking clogged to shit. And then it rains. For weeks.
hey
I live in the fucking desert, k?
we aren't used to seeing this amount of rain all fucking year long
we get it all in a day
and the water keeps rising
tell my unborn children I love them
Yeah.
It's probably just a burst pipe or a blocked drain. It's barely an inch deep if that and it doesn't even go all the way down the street, totally just localised to the 5 square feet I.N.I.T.I.A.L.S. can see from his window.
Lake effect snows.
Meh, not when you already have 2 feet. On the road.
Shut your fucking whore mouth.
Do earthquakes count as weather? Ton of those in California.
On on sunday.
I had bacon bits.
On Saturday I had pork belly.
I miss Saturday.....
Satans..... hints.....
You see, I just started halo 2 and it's a little late to talk with anyone about it
I made a risotto on Saturday with Asparagus and chopped up pieces of bacon that I fried and then crisped in the oven. Yum yum.
Or when you feel the snow rubbing against the underside of your car.
Seriously, the people who live here will fucking clean out grocery stores after an inch of snow, because I guess they're scared that their cars won't be able to make it through the massive storms.
OH NOES THE HIGHWAYS ARE DAMP!
Then a quick skid into a ditch.
The first (of two) thunderstorms in the eight months I was in San Diego lead to like 200 fender benders in an hour.
We plan our outings on the weather. A lot of people wont drive in the rain.
Same thing in ATL
we're in the middle of a biblical drought
it rains and people loose their God Damn Minds
Do me a favor and get out of there before the whole place breaks off an floats out into the Pacific.
I'm constantly amazed at the ineptitude of drivers down here. A sprinkling of snow and everyone immediately just parks their car in a ditch and calls triple A.
If Vermonters closed down schools everytime there was half an inch of snow the kids would all be degenerate dairy farmers.
oh wait.
if she slipped into the water, you could call that whole flood a Badonkadunk Tank
These are the same people that fall down when they pick up a bike after 2 years of not riding it.