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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    His religion doesn't allow him to wear flag pins. Isn't he a Christian?

    Haha no, of course not, he's just pretending, you see. He's really a Muslim, and they can't wear flag pins! Ignore every instance where he has. I pointed out that McCain hasn't worn a flag pin in any of the pictures or video I've seen him in, but that's okay because McCan's patriotism is secured. Obama's patriotism is suspect, so he has to raise his patriotism skill artificially with the Flag Pin accessory.

    Well McCain doesn't wear a pin because he's a good Christian. Obama wears them because he's a bad Muslim, and since good Muslims are evil, bad Muslims must be twice as evil, right?

    The fact that your doctor is concerned with Obama's religion (or lack thereof) indicates that he himself is religious, which means that a rational argument won't work on him, because if rational arguments worked on religious people, there'd be no religious people.

    In light of this, religious people shouldn't vote. Obviously calling them irrational would be offensive. A justification of less subjectivity and more immediate relevance would be that if they worship a higher power, then that means that their first loyalty is to that power, as opposed to the country.

    Res on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    what the fuck low key

    you haven't been 'round since there were vacuum tubes in radios

    Senjutsu on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Is that a Beatles song, Elendil?

    It's either a quote from silence of the lambs, or from a song by Greens Keepers based on the aforementioned movie.

    Cinders on
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    You get ten free punches? Who do you punch?

    Right now I'd say five of them go to Sean Hannity's nuts, and one knockout punch to Christian Bale for uh...certain purposes. The rest I'm undecided on.

    Don't forget Johnny Depp.

    It's cool I brought the roofies for him

    Fun tip I picked up from a girl I know. Don't roofie someone's regular, not-alcohol lemonade, they will figure it out to quick!

    ViolentChemistry on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Oh crap, I'm considering doing something for Nanowrimo.

    Someone stop me.

    Every damn year I say I'm gonna do something for Nanowrimo and every damn year I don't have an idea that I like well enough.

    Do it.

    But I've spent the last week and a bit writing 10,000 words for 4 papers. I wanted to rest, not get an itch to write 50,000 more. Grarrrgh.

    Hmm. Story ideas.

    DO IT.

    Story ideas? What kind of story? What about a story about a detective who is a single father, and somebody bombs his house while his daughter is inside and so his life turns to shit and he quits his job and turns into a bum but then by happenstance he discovers a lead, and he goes after 'em and maybe you can work a brothel in there somewhere.
    Everyone's favorite hardboiled detective, Willie Johnson, private dick.

    Elendil on
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    You get ten free punches? Who do you punch?

    Right now I'd say five of them go to Sean Hannity's nuts, and one knockout punch to Christian Bale for uh...certain purposes. The rest I'm undecided on.

    Don't forget Johnny Depp.

    It's cool I brought the roofies for him

    Fun tip I picked up from a girl I know. Don't roofie someone's regular, not-alcohol lemonade, they will figure it out to quick!

    Silly question, but what is a roofie?

    Aegis on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    His religion doesn't allow him to wear flag pins. Isn't he a Christian?

    Haha no, of course not, he's just pretending, you see. He's really a Muslim, and they can't wear flag pins! Ignore every instance where he has. I pointed out that McCain hasn't worn a flag pin in any of the pictures or video I've seen him in, but that's okay because McCan's patriotism is secured. Obama's patriotism is suspect, so he has to raise his patriotism skill artificially with the Flag Pin accessory.

    Well McCain doesn't wear a pin because he's a good Christian. Obama wears them because he's a bad Muslim, and since good Muslims are evil, bad Muslims must be twice as evil, right?

    The fact that your doctor is concerned with Obama's religion (or lack thereof) indicates that he himself is religious, which means that a rational argument won't work on him, because if rational arguments worked on religious people, there'd be no religious people.

    In light of this, religious people shouldn't vote. Obviously calling them irrational would be offensive. A justification of less subjectivity and more immediate relevance would be that if they worship a higher power, then that means that their first loyalty is to that power, as opposed to the country.
    Quick, someone post that picture of the car with, among others, a sticker reading "Obama's middle name is HUSSEIN!"

    I was kidding, Cinders, I know. Well, not about the Green Keepers.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    Low KeyLow Key Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what the fuck low key

    you haven't been 'round since there were vacuum tubes in radios

    I've been campaigning. But I'm pretty confident we're gonna have the numbers come Tuesday, so I'm taking some time to sit back, read to the kids, and browse the forums before I become elected President of the United States. Insha'allah.

    Low Key on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    You get ten free punches? Who do you punch?

    Right now I'd say five of them go to Sean Hannity's nuts, and one knockout punch to Christian Bale for uh...certain purposes. The rest I'm undecided on.

    Don't forget Johnny Depp.

    It's cool I brought the roofies for him

    Fun tip I picked up from a girl I know. Don't roofie someone's regular, not-alcohol lemonade, they will figure it out to quick!

    Silly question, but what is a roofie?

    rape drug.

    Cinders on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Oh crap, I'm considering doing something for Nanowrimo.

    Someone stop me.

    Every damn year I say I'm gonna do something for Nanowrimo and every damn year I don't have an idea that I like well enough.

    Do it.

    But I've spent the last week and a bit writing 10,000 words for 4 papers. I wanted to rest, not get an itch to write 50,000 more. Grarrrgh.

    Hmm. Story ideas.

    DO IT.

    Story ideas? What kind of story? What about a story about a detective who is a single father, and somebody bombs his house while his daughter is inside and so his life turns to shit and he quits his job and turns into a bum but then by happenstance he discovers a lead, and he goes after 'em and maybe you can work a brothel in there somewhere.
    Everyone's favorite hardboiled detective, Willie Johnson, private dick.

    No this is serious. You need to give him a cool name, like Michael Shields, or Daniel Michaels.

    Sarksus on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I was kidding, Cinders, I know. Well, not about the Green Keepers.

    It's a good song.

    Cinders on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Oh crap, I'm considering doing something for Nanowrimo.

    Someone stop me.

    Every damn year I say I'm gonna do something for Nanowrimo and every damn year I don't have an idea that I like well enough.

    Do it.

    But I've spent the last week and a bit writing 10,000 words for 4 papers. I wanted to rest, not get an itch to write 50,000 more. Grarrrgh.

    Hmm. Story ideas.

    DO IT.

    Story ideas? What kind of story? What about a story about a detective who is a single father, and somebody bombs his house while his daughter is inside and so his life turns to shit and he quits his job and turns into a bum but then by happenstance he discovers a lead, and he goes after 'em and maybe you can work a brothel in there somewhere.
    Everyone's favorite hardboiled detective, Willie Johnson, private dick.

    No this is serious. You need to give him a cool name, like Michael Shields, or Daniel Michaels.
    Peter Enis

    Elendil on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    THIS IS SERIOUS, ELENDIL.

    HIS DAUGHTER IS DEAD.

    And he's drinking wine-in-a-box because he can't afford nothin' better!

    Sarksus on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Cinders wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Silly question, but what is a roofie?

    rape drug.

    Rophynol.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dixon Butz

    Elendil on
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Scribble scribble.

    Aegis on
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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm gonna have to set the Foreign Aid thread on fire.

    Alecthar on
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    Manning'sEquationManning'sEquation Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to set the Foreign Aid thread on fire.

    I am reading it right now. I am on page 2... does it get any better or should I stop?

    Manning'sEquation on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I would participate in these debate threads instead of just reading them and shaking and nodding my head at regular intervals and scribbling notes about various forumers in my notebook of notes about various forumers if you guys were nicer. :|

    Res on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    THIS IS SERIOUS, ELENDIL.

    HIS DAUGHTER IS DEAD.

    And he's drinking wine-in-a-box because he can't afford nothin' better!

    Does he have a female co-worker love interest who is attempting to pull him out of his spiral of self destruction?

    Cinders on
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    Low KeyLow Key Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to set the Foreign Aid thread on fire.

    Pacify it, civilize it and colonise it. It's the only humane thing to do.

    Low Key on
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Well guys, I think I voted the wrong way. I had thought that Obama was the way to go based on reading his platform and comparing it against the way real-life works, but it turns out McCain is obviously better because the commercials he paid for say so. Now I feel like a stupid.

    ViolentChemistry on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Low Key wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to set the Foreign Aid thread on fire.

    Pave over it and paint parking strips. It's the only humane thing to do.

    Res on
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to set the Foreign Aid thread on fire.

    They paved paradise and put in a parking lot. :whistle:

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to set the Foreign Aid thread on fire.

    I am reading it right now. I am on page 2... does it get any better or should I stop?

    Well I make a good point about how the subprime debacle isn't the fault of borrowers, but of predatory lenders on page 3 (related because Detharin asserted that the private sector should be in charge of aid usage), but there are a number of insipid comments all over the place, including a suggestion about using PMCs, and how we should remove the dictators if only those hippies wouldn't block traffic over another war, goshdarnit, GET OFF MY LAWN!

    Alecthar on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to set the Foreign Aid thread on fire.

    They paved paradise and put in a parking lot. :whistle:
    I fucking hate that fucking song

    Elendil on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So I just called a girl to ask her if she wanted to go get some coffee and I had to leave her a voicemail and everything I said came out all stuttery and retarded.

    Grey Ghost on
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to set the Foreign Aid thread on fire.

    I am reading it right now. I am on page 2... does it get any better or should I stop?

    Well I make a good point about how the subprime debacle isn't the fault of borrowers, but of predatory lenders on page 3 (related because Detharin asserted that the private sector should be in charge of aid usage), but there are a number of insipid comments all over the place, including a suggestion about using PMCs, and how we should remove the dictators if only those hippies wouldn't block traffic over another war, goshdarnit, GET OFF MY LAWN!

    That thread was a minefield to begin with. Just like most LDCs. Oh ho ho ho

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So I just called a girl to ask her if she wanted to go get some coffee and I had to leave her a voicemail and everything I said came out all stuttery and retarded.
    If only you had my cool charm with the ladies

    Elendil on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So I just called a girl to ask her if she wanted to go get some coffee and I had to leave her a voicemail and everything I said came out all stuttery and retarded.
    If only you had my cool charm with the ladies

    I thought that exact thing when I hung up! If only I were Elendil.

    Grey Ghost on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Holy god, Zimmydoom has made me realize exactly how stupid unknownsome has been in the Sarah Palin thread. I can see the incongruities of what he's said infinitely refracting in a prism of crystallized stupidity.


    I get it.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That was really, really, really good sauce.

    radroadkill on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So I just called a girl to ask her if she wanted to go get some coffee and I had to leave her a voicemail and everything I said came out all stuttery and retarded.
    If only you had my cool charm with the ladies

    I thought that exact thing when I hung up! If only I were Elendil.

    wait wait wait

    what universe is this chat in!!!??!!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So I just called a girl to ask her if she wanted to go get some coffee and I had to leave her a voicemail and everything I said came out all stuttery and retarded.
    If only you had my cool charm with the ladies

    I thought that exact thing when I hung up! If only I were Elendil.

    wait wait wait

    what universe is this chat in!!!??!!

    Transsexual, Transylvania

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So I just called a girl to ask her if she wanted to go get some coffee and I had to leave her a voicemail and everything I said came out all stuttery and retarded.
    If only you had my cool charm with the ladies

    I thought that exact thing when I hung up! If only I were Elendil.

    wait wait wait

    what universe is this chat in!!!??!!
    The best damn universe in town

    Elendil on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So I just called a girl to ask her if she wanted to go get some coffee and I had to leave her a voicemail and everything I said came out all stuttery and retarded.
    If only you had my cool charm with the ladies

    I thought that exact thing when I hung up! If only I were Elendil.

    wait wait wait

    what universe is this chat in!!!??!!

    Transsexual, Transylvania

    I hate Rocky Horror.

    Grey Ghost on
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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So I just called a girl to ask her if she wanted to go get some coffee and I had to leave her a voicemail and everything I said came out all stuttery and retarded.
    If only you had my cool charm with the ladies

    I thought that exact thing when I hung up! If only I were Elendil.

    wait wait wait

    what universe is this chat in!!!??!!

    Transsexual, Transylvania

    I hate Rocky Horror.

    Terrorist.

    Alecthar on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Murlocs are a pain in the ass.

    James on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Murlocs are a pain in the ass.
    Man, you haven't dealt with these stunties in their fucking cave on their fucking ships. Fuckers are everywhere.

    Quid on
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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Murlocs are a pain in the ass.

    Oh don't even get me fucking started. I sometimes go back to Westfall just to AoE kill Murlocs for no reason.

    Alecthar on
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