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I want Chess...stuff.

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  • Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am pretty good at Mortal Kombat chess. Then again when you wind all the fights it's impossible to lose.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    chess huh?

    how about this chess set

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    hahahahahah, holy shit Bel

    /thread in two replies, hahahaha

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What about the sex chess game?

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  • ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Knight jumps Queen!

    Bishop jumps Queen!

    GANG BANG!

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    Argus on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I like chess, I want to be better at it

    Chinese chess is even more awesome though

    they have a piece called the cannon, which moves kinda like a king at first but then if it has any other pieces in front of its line of fire it can hop over it however far it wants and take a piece just like that

    it is a scary piece because you tend to forget about it

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    surprised there were no wu tang mentions on page one considering the suburban white kid populace 'round hurr

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  • ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I like chess, I want to be better at it

    Chinese chess is even more awesome though

    they have a piece called the cannon, which moves kinda like a king at first but then if it has any other pieces in front of its line of fire it can hop over it however far it wants and take a piece just like that

    it is a scary piece because you tend to forget about it

    That sounds like so much bullshit;

    "Hey, where the hell did that come from?"

    "Oh, this, this piece can go forward as far as it wants to take pieces."

    "What the hell? I just tried to move that and you said it could only move one space at a time."

    "...I meant if there's something in front of it first..."


    In conclusion,

    Chinese people cheat.

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it's true, i heard chinese people cheat, steal and lie because they don't have the bible

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I want to know if the 9/11 chess set is real

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Argus wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I like chess, I want to be better at it

    Chinese chess is even more awesome though

    they have a piece called the cannon, which moves kinda like a king at first but then if it has any other pieces in front of its line of fire it can hop over it however far it wants and take a piece just like that

    it is a scary piece because you tend to forget about it

    That sounds like so much bullshit;

    "Hey, where the hell did that come from?"

    "Oh, this, this piece can go forward as far as it wants to take pieces."

    "What the hell? I just tried to move that and you said it could only move one space at a time."

    "...I meant if there's something in front of it first..."


    In conclusion,

    Chinese people cheat.
    Okay maybe I didn't explain it properly. I meant that if there is a piece IN FRONT of the cannon and BETWEEN the cannon and its target piece, the cannon can fly OVER the piece in between and take the target piece.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    You fools

    Four pages and not one mention of the greatest computer chess game of all time

    FOR SHAME

    I took out vader with R2-D2 once in that game, it was one of the best video game experiences I've ever had

    DJ Eebs on
  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Argus wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Knight jumps Queen!

    Bishop jumps Queen!

    GANG BANG!

    comicchess2.png

    hahaha

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  • ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Argus wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I like chess, I want to be better at it

    Chinese chess is even more awesome though

    they have a piece called the cannon, which moves kinda like a king at first but then if it has any other pieces in front of its line of fire it can hop over it however far it wants and take a piece just like that

    it is a scary piece because you tend to forget about it

    That sounds like so much bullshit;

    "Hey, where the hell did that come from?"

    "Oh, this, this piece can go forward as far as it wants to take pieces."

    "What the hell? I just tried to move that and you said it could only move one space at a time."

    "...I meant if there's something in front of it first..."


    In conclusion,

    Chinese people cheat.
    Okay maybe I didn't explain it properly. I meant that if there is a piece IN FRONT of the cannon and BETWEEN the cannon and its target piece, the cannon can fly OVER the piece in between and take the target piece.

    I don't know if Chinese people know this, but cannons can't fly...
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    Argus on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    APPLY NOW :penis:

    potatoe on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    4 way chess is pretty fun.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    You fools

    Four pages and not one mention of the greatest computer chess game of all time

    FOR SHAME

    I took out vader with R2-D2 once in that game, it was one of the best video game experiences I've ever had

    Tell me about it, man

    Once I took out Vader with Luke, resulting in a totally epic lightsaber fight

    It was awesome

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    4 way chess is pretty fun.

    I think the same can be said of 4 ways in general

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OH HEY LOOK A COMMIE JOKE ABOUT CHINESE PEOPLE

    HEY LOOK IT WASN'T ALL THAT FUNNY

    (seriously)

    (I give it a D-, see me after class)

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    OH HEY LOOK A COMMIE JOKE ABOUT CHINESE PEOPLE

    HEY LOOK IT WASN'T ALL THAT FUNNY

    (seriously)

    (I give it a D-, see me after class)

    Dare I say...

    pwn't

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've always wanted to get checkmate with a King in Battle Chess, but I've never managed it. :(

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No, see, chess is the most perfect thing ever.

    Don't bring in dumb shit like "the cannon" Jesus fucking Christ get that shit out of my face.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Currently the internet is disappointing me.

    When I get home I'll look at some boobs on it.

    That will restore my faith in the system.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey look, the asian trollop is back.

    how glorious.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've always wanted to get checkmate with a King in Battle Chess, but I've never managed it. :(
    Well there's always the problem with that not being possible.

    At least in regular chess.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've always wanted to get checkmate with a King in Battle Chess, but I've never managed it. :(

    that's
    uhh
    i don't think you can even do that

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've always wanted to get checkmate with a King in Battle Chess, but I've never managed it. :(
    Well there's always the problem with that not being possible.

    At least in regular chess.

    So it would seem. Although I've never really learned why.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keep at it, Agent Cooper!

    Don't let the rules keep you from your dreams!

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've always wanted to get checkmate with a King in Battle Chess, but I've never managed it. :(
    Well there's always the problem with that not being possible.

    At least in regular chess.

    So it would seem. Although I've never really learned why.

    ask yourself this
    how would you get your king next to theirs, or theirs next to yours?

    (you can't, it's an illegal move to put your king into harms way like that)

    potatoe on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've always wanted to get checkmate with a King in Battle Chess, but I've never managed it. :(
    Well there's always the problem with that not being possible.

    At least in regular chess.

    So it would seem. Although I've never really learned why.
    Moving a king into another piece's attack range is an illegal move.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey look, the asian trollop is back.

    how glorious.

    I love being able to look through someone's infractions and see how fucking stupid they are

    real_pochacco on
  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've always wanted to get checkmate with a King in Battle Chess, but I've never managed it. :(
    Well there's always the problem with that not being possible.

    At least in regular chess.

    So it would seem. Although I've never really learned why.
    Moving a king into another piece's attack range is an illegal move.

    But you wouldn't have to move it into attack range, you'd just have to set it up so the other guy can't move his King without moving it into attack range.

    Agent Cooper on
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Argus wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I like chess, I want to be better at it

    Chinese chess is even more awesome though

    they have a piece called the cannon, which moves kinda like a king at first but then if it has any other pieces in front of its line of fire it can hop over it however far it wants and take a piece just like that

    it is a scary piece because you tend to forget about it

    That sounds like so much bullshit;

    "Hey, where the hell did that come from?"

    "Oh, this, this piece can go forward as far as it wants to take pieces."

    "What the hell? I just tried to move that and you said it could only move one space at a time."

    "...I meant if there's something in front of it first..."


    In conclusion,

    Chinese people cheat.
    Okay maybe I didn't explain it properly. I meant that if there is a piece IN FRONT of the cannon and BETWEEN the cannon and its target piece, the cannon can fly OVER the piece in between and take the target piece.

    oh my friend taught me how to play that, Cannon'd the shit out of him, still lost every game, but fuck him stalemates mean I win if I just learned how to play.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've always wanted to get checkmate with a King in Battle Chess, but I've never managed it. :(
    Well there's always the problem with that not being possible.

    At least in regular chess.

    So it would seem. Although I've never really learned why.

    You can't move into check. The only way for you to check-mate with a king is by moving it into check by your opponents king. Your king can threaten squares to deny your opponent routes of escape, but there's no legal way to move it so it's threatening your opponents king directly.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey look, the asian trollop is back.

    how glorious.

    I love being able to look through someone's infractions and see how fucking stupid they are

    captain save a hoe.

    Burden of Proof on
  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey look, the asian trollop is back.

    how glorious.

    I love being able to look through someone's infractions and see how fucking stupid they are

    captain save a hoe.

    I mean we are talking convenience

    real_pochacco on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I like chess, but I haven't had anyone to play with on a regular basis since my ncle died about 10 years ago.

    Hell, Chess was how I put up with the rest of the idiots in my bio class. Kieran and I played chess once we had got the gist of the lesson, and the teacher didn't give a shit because we were quiet and passed the tests, unlike the rest of the dipshits who took it because it was 'the easy science'.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Anybody talking about stealth chess? Assassin pieces and the Slurk and whatnot?

    Marshmallow on
  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hmm, I see the point. How sad. I wanted to see a King v. King fight. :(

    For some reason I thought that if the king was the only piece the opponent had left, and you moved your own king into a position that prevented the opponent from moving, that would suffice. But Battle Chess would always tell me stalemate, which never made sense to me.

    Agent Cooper on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey look, the asian trollop is back.

    how glorious.

    who?

    Centipede Damascus on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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    That is a Chinese chessboard.

    The corner pieces (with the character for "car" on them) move like rooks. One in from those are pieces with the word for horse on them, and they move just like knights. Next in is the elephant, which move diagonally, but only in 2x2s. In some more are the "guard" pieces, which can only move along the diagonal lines of the "castle" (which is the 2x2 square box with the diagonal lines in it). The middle piece is the general, who can only move within the castle.

    Up front (on line 7) are the cannons. In front of those are pawn-like pieces ("soldiers"), which move only forward and have to capture enemy pieces by moving horizontally.

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