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TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
In addition to being about what Rankenphile does on the weekends, this thread is about Twisted Metal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2L-2cOIwAc

This series is about some dude who dies in a car crash (along with his whole family) but then he steals the powers form some demon or something and comes back to life and starts a contest where people try to blow each other up and the winner gets a wish granted and blah blah blah.

The point is THEY ENEMIES, SHOOT THEM.

When you win you get a cutscene with a "be careful what you wish for" vibe as (generally) something horrible happens to the victor.

The series has changed developers a couple of times, and the quality has varied wildly because of it, but in any case, overall, there's some good times to be had.

Supposedly there is one in the works for the PS3 but we don't know anything about it other than it's in the works.

Oh, and did I forget to mention that the series' mascot is a psychotic clown whose head is on fire?

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Because there's that, too.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I used to kick ass in this game. What i wouldn't give for a well done one over xbox Live

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    I thought this was about Vigilante 8 being available on Xbox Live this week, but then I went "oh wait, tdot doesn't have a 360, he has a wii"

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    oh fuck yeah

    i played the first twisted metal game for pretty much my entire childhood

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I used to kick ass in this game. What i wouldn't give for a well done one over xbox Live

    I would pay $100 for Twisted Metal 2 on XBL.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    Supposedly there is one in the works for the PS3 but we don't know anything about it other than it's in the works.
    We haven't announced anything yet... now FUCK OFF.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I used to kick ass in this game. What i wouldn't give for a well done one over xbox Live

    I would pay $100 for Twisted Metal 2 on XBL.

    god, me too.

    do you guys remember that level in paris where you could drive on top of buildings and blow up the eiffel tower?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fandy who were you best with?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I used to kick ass in this game. What i wouldn't give for a well done one over xbox Live

    I would pay $100 for Twisted Metal 2 on XBL.

    god, me too.

    do you guys remember that level in paris where you could drive on top of buildings and blow up the eiffel tower?

    yessssss. multiplayer with you bastards would be so much fun.

    talking shit in this game was the best

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    I think I was good with Axel or someone

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i liked that girl in the fast blue car and the guy who rolled around on two huge wheels

    sweettooth was okay, but i always preferred the faster characters. then there was also rhino, that ultimate awesome destructive death tank.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I used to kick ass in this game. What i wouldn't give for a well done one over xbox Live

    I would pay $100 for Twisted Metal 2 on XBL.

    god, me too.

    do you guys remember that level in paris where you could drive on top of buildings and blow up the eiffel tower?

    Do I remember it? It was only like the best level in any game ever!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I used to kick ass in this game. What i wouldn't give for a well done one over xbox Live

    I would pay $100 for Twisted Metal 2 on XBL.

    god, me too.

    do you guys remember that level in paris where you could drive on top of buildings and blow up the eiffel tower?

    Do I remember it? It was only like the best level in any game ever!

    oh man, and the one with the lava where you were like driving around on some tropical island

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    my best dude was always outlaw

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    I think I was good with Axel or someone

    Well he was pretty much the best standard character. His damage was unmatched.

    I was always partial to Shadow the purple hearse though.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    shadow rocked

    all shootin' ghosts out of his hearse

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    shadow rocked

    all shootin' ghosts out of his hearse

    Do you shit bats?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    shadow rocked

    all shootin' ghosts out of his hearse

    Do you shit bats?

    are you fucking retarded

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    shadow rocked

    all shootin' ghosts out of his hearse

    Do you shit bats?

    are you fucking retarded

    Yes, I play as sweet tooth because I suck.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    shadow rocked

    all shootin' ghosts out of his hearse

    Do you shit bats?

    are you fucking retarded

    do you want me to be fucking retarded?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    shadow rocked

    all shootin' ghosts out of his hearse

    Triggered ghosts that blew everything to high hell!

    Also Thumper was pretty great driving around in his pink Caddy burning everything.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    god, you're an awful poster

    anyway looking at the character list again i realize now that i liked mr. grimm, outlaw, and roadkill the most

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vigilante 8 was funner.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Vigilante 8 was funner.

    I agree, remember the sequel?

    With the dude in the old van with satellite dishes on top so he could talk to aliens?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was awesome as roadkill

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I got my money's worth on my PlayStation on this game alone.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Vigilante 8 was funner.

    I agree, remember the sequel?

    With the dude in the old van with satellite dishes on top so he could talk to aliens?

    The guy with the garbage truck was fun to be, still there was the hick with killer bees as his special.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Vigilante 8 was funner.

    I agree, remember the sequel?

    With the dude in the old van with satellite dishes on top so he could talk to aliens?

    The guy with the garbage truck was fun to be, still there was the hick with killer bees as his special.

    I also liked the school bus.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bah. I was really hoping this thread was going to be about Interstate 76/82. Now those were some high-class auto combat games.

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  • DrHookensteinDrHookenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    I got my money's worth on my PlayStation on this game alone.

    I bought my PlayStation on this game alone.

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    "He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." -Moby Dick
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    I got my money's worth on my PlayStation on this game alone.

    I bought my PlayStation on this game alone.

    I'll second this. Twisted Metal 1 is what convinced me to spend all my saved up allowance money on a playstation.

    Twisted Metal II is by far the best in the series though. Love the cheesy cutscenes.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    also thumper was the best. His special could kill you completely if you got frozen in place.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rogue Trip was pretty fun too

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I only got a chance to play Twisted Metal 3 and Black.

    Black had the best stories/endings

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rogue Trip was pretty fun too

    was that the one that had the awful ska soundtrack?

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  • ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Twisted Metal two was the fucking best.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rogue Trip was pretty fun too

    was that the one that had the awful ska soundtrack?

    probably

    it also had a hot dog car

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    twisted metal black was profoundly dissapointing compared to the first two

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  • servbotservbot Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dead in the Water was like Twisted Metal but with boats. That game fucking rocked

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was kind of hoping this would be a Spy Hunter thread.

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  • DrHookensteinDrHookenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    twisted metal black was profoundly dissapointing compared to the first two

    I think it suffered from unrealistic expectations.

    I mean, the game is just... guns on cars. There isn't much more you can add to that except for better graphics... and it did have those.

    My biggest problem was it was fucking impossible to figure out what was going on in that game, for me--far more so than in TM2.

    But I'm certainly under-par in that respect, usually.

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    "He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." -Moby Dick
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