I fell in [chat] again, all things go, all things go

Organichu

God Elki, don't thrust these things upon me.

Fuck ya'll Sufjan haters.

Elendil

Sucky, late OP

D-

Inquisitor

Hm, the store didn't have the comic I wanted so I picked up V for Vendetta.

It seemed appropriate.

radroadkill

I give it a C

deadonthestreet

I don't hate, I just think he's ok. Kinda like Radiohead. No, actually I like him more than Radiohead.

Drez

Oh my friends I've
Begun to worry right
Where I should be grateful
I should be satisfied

Oh my heart I
Would clap and dance in place
With my friends I have so
Much pleasure to embrace

But my heart is
Returned to sister winter
But my heart is
As cold as ice

Oh my thoughts I
Return to summer time
When I kissed your ankle
I kissed you through the night

All my gifts I gave everything to you
Your strange imagination
You threw it all away

Now my heart is
Returned to sister winter
Now my heart is
As cold as ice

All my friends, I've
Returned to sister winter
All my friends, I
Apologise, apologise

All my friends, I've
Returned to sister winter
All my friends, I
Apologise, apologise

All my friends, I've
Returned to sister winter
All my friends, I
Apologise, apologise

La la la la la...

And my friends, I've
Returned to wish you all the best
And my friends, I've
Returned to wish you all the best
And my friends, I've
Returned to wish you all the best
And my friends, I've
Returned to wish you a Happy Christmas

To wish you a Happy Christmas
To wish you a Happy Christmas
To wish you a Happy Christmas :whistle:

Organichu

I am le shamed.

James

Cleaning my room :whistle:

Podly

S FOR SCHÖNBERG

Elendil

Alban Berg is my Facebook picture

Organichu

Podly wrote: »

S FOR SCHÖNBERG

S for Sufjan, you malcontent Luddite.

Podly is there any good Israeli food in New York City? Do you know the answer to this question?

RonTheDM

I had a girlfriend who was late and sucked. I gave her an A for the sucking, but an F for making us worry for a week until her period finally came. Lousy teenage girls and their not stable bodies.

radroadkill

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

I had a girlfriend who was late and sucked. I gave her an A for the sucking, but an F for making us worry for a week until her period finally came. Lousy teenage girls and their not stable bodies.

For some reason I'm not finding this as funny as it's meant to be.

Elendil

radroadkill wrote: »

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

I had a girlfriend who was late and sucked. I gave her an A for the sucking, but an F for making us worry for a week until her period finally came. Lousy teenage girls and their not stable bodies.

For some reason I'm not finding this as funny as it's meant to be.

Give it a D-

Elki

Organichu wrote: »

God Elki, don't thrust these things upon me.

Fuck ya'll Sufjan haters.

That's what you get for not paying attention to the numbers.

DeShadowC

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

I had a girlfriend who was late and sucked. I gave her an A for the sucking, but an F for making us worry for a week until her period finally came. Lousy teenage girls and their not stable bodies.

My g/f goes for months at a time. You think a week makes you paranoid.

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

radroadkill wrote: »

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

I had a girlfriend who was late and sucked. I gave her an A for the sucking, but an F for making us worry for a week until her period finally came. Lousy teenage girls and their not stable bodies.

For some reason I'm not finding this as funny as it's meant to be.

SAFE SEX DEAR GOD BOY

DeShadowC

Elki wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

God Elki, don't thrust these things upon me.

Fuck ya'll Sufjan haters.

That's what you get for not paying attention to the numbers.

Damn you for doing this as I'm driving home from work.

Organichu

I always come up with a better chat title a few minutes later, like a late comeback. I hate myself.

Squirminator2k

DeShadowC wrote: »

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

I had a girlfriend who was late and sucked. I gave her an A for the sucking, but an F for making us worry for a week until her period finally came. Lousy teenage girls and their not stable bodies.

My g/f goes for months at a time. You think a week makes you paranoid.

Yeah but to be fair your girlfriend has hundreds and hundreds of babies, so...

RonTheDM

radroadkill wrote: »

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

I had a girlfriend who was late and sucked. I gave her an A for the sucking, but an F for making us worry for a week until her period finally came. Lousy teenage girls and their not stable bodies.

For some reason I'm not finding this as funny as it's meant to be.

I'm not of the usual [chat] dirty nonsense. I think it needs to somehow invovle 2 or more [chat]ters before it becomes funny. I'm really just dotting the thread, because I am a jerk. I am a jerk.

Drez

I think abortion should either be banned and/or mandatory just so people stop fucking talking about it.

Kilroy

Organichu wrote: »

I always come up with a better chat title a few minutes later, like a late comeback. I hate myself.

So... change it?

Drez

radroadkill wrote: »

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

I had a girlfriend who was late and sucked. I gave her an A for the sucking, but an F for making us worry for a week until her period finally came. Lousy teenage girls and their not stable bodies.

For some reason I'm not finding this as funny as it's meant to be.

Ronaldo's girlfriend ain't the only one suckin'.

RonTheDM

Drez wrote: »

radroadkill wrote: »

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

I had a girlfriend who was late and sucked. I gave her an A for the sucking, but an F for making us worry for a week until her period finally came. Lousy teenage girls and their not stable bodies.

For some reason I'm not finding this as funny as it's meant to be.

Ronaldo's girlfriend ain't the only one suckin'.

Oh, I don't have a girlfriend now. I got fat and smelly. That makes them run away. Now I just stare at women from across the bookstore and mouthbreathe.

Organichu

Kilroy wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

I always come up with a better chat title a few minutes later, like a late comeback. I hate myself.

So... change it?

Wouldn't that be just as lame as marching over some dude's house five minutes after an argument, knocking on his door, saying to his room mate "yo, is Elki here?" and then saying "yeah so I just realized- your face is a Jew"?





Also, there is a determinable method for chat endings? I didn't know that.

Podly

Organichu wrote: »

Podly wrote: »

S FOR SCHÖNBERG

S for Sufjan, you malcontent Luddite.

Podly is there any good Israeli food in New York City? Do you know the answer to this question?

Well, considering that Sufjan is tonal music, I urge you to reconsider you stance, luddite.

And there's great Israli food. Bagels, lox, pickles

I keed. I have no idea.

Squirminator2k

Drez wrote: »

I think abortion should either be banned and/or mandatory just so people stop fucking talking about it.

Logic, Let Me Introduce You To This Window.

Elki

I love the political drama I see on Facebook right now. It's so delicious.

DeShadowC

Organichu wrote: »

Kilroy wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

I always come up with a better chat title a few minutes later, like a late comeback. I hate myself.

So... change it?

Wouldn't that be just as lame as marching over some dude's house five minutes after an argument, knocking on his door, saying to his room mate "yo, is Elki here?" and then saying "yeah so I just realized- your face is a Jew"?





Also, there is a determinable method for chat endings? I didn't know that.

People change chat titles all the time.

Elki posts a number and that post number makes the new chat.

Kilroy

Organichu wrote: »

Kilroy wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

I always come up with a better chat title a few minutes later, like a late comeback. I hate myself.

So... change it?

Wouldn't that be just as lame as marching over some dude's house five minutes after an argument, knocking on his door, saying to his room mate "yo, is Elki here?" and then saying "yeah so I just realized- your face is a Jew"?





Also, there is a determinable method for chat endings? I didn't know that.

I often make a placeholder [chat] to quiet the initial cravings, then change to a more satisfying [chat] theme.

radroadkill

So one of the "headlines" on the second page of the little town newspaper is "Coyotes Attacks in Pacific Grove". And I was like "That's mildly interesting- wow!" and proeeded to read and it "attacked and eviscerated a deer".

THAT

is news.

RonTheDM

Elki wrote: »

I love the political drama I see on Facebook right now. It's so delicious.

I love that even my slightly conservative friends have jumped off the deep end.

ITS ALL OVER. UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF AMERICA. WHAT HAVE YOU FOOLS DONE?

I think we should blow up the statue of liberty so they can take their turns dropping to their knees cursing the skies.

Elendil

Lulu Suite

JamesKeenan

Aegis! Where are you?!

I'm ready to play!

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

Elki wrote: »

I love the political drama I see on Facebook right now. It's so delicious.

Soooo many comment wars.

Squirminator2k

I've only ever started on [chat] thread. I don't think I paid attention to whose turn it actually was - I just saw the void and jumped in.

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

Although, in retrospect, cheating on your wife is pretty bad and dishonest.
But cowboys are pretty hot.

Organichu

All of my buddies who like RP are talking about running out and buying AKs and shotguns before martial law is implemented.

lol

Cinders

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

Elki wrote: »

I love the political drama I see on Facebook right now. It's so delicious.

I love that even my slightly conservative friends have jumped off the deep end.

ITS ALL OVER. UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF AMERICA. WHAT HAVE YOU FOOLS DONE?

I think we should blow up the statue of liberty so they can take their turns dropping to their knees cursing the skies.

All my conservative friends seem to be fine with the election.

"is thinking about Chinese food..." is pretty much the most inflammatory thing on there right now.

RonTheDM

Squirminator2k wrote: »

I've only ever started on [chat] thread. I don't think I paid attention to whose turn it actually was - I just saw the void and jumped in.

I was one post away from the magic number of starting a new chat, I saw this and went and played some WoW, I came back, and someone had deleted their post so I got the magic number and a new chat was already three pages in with people saying RONALDO WAT HAVE U DONE U WERE LATE NOOOOOOOO and I was like "it wasn't my responsibility!" It was shenanigans. I don't want to start a chat thread. I am not witty.

EDIT: Yesterday was the worst for comments. People disappointed in America. People threatening to move. People saying stupid things, etc. Today it's all "Well ... he won't be president until January" or "I will move to a red state" or "I will defenestrate the next person who barackrolls me"