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The New Comic Thread, Friday, 7 Nov 2008
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Gabe is helping Tycho destroy this man, first by planting seeds of suspicion about his wife's infidelity by anonymously sending a ring, as though from a boyfriend or man on the side
perhaps other schemes will follow
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There is no such thing as a coincidence. In fact, there never has been.
I just woke up.
What? I said it!
hahahaha balding.
you see, because
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robots sleep?
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I never had to deal with this kind of crap, no one ever really got physically bullied at my school. I spun off everything off of me with humor and homosexual innuendo.
i remember he was a huge dick to me, punching me all the time
he said we should hang out sometime so i gave hime my number but replaced a 4 with a 9
if he had somehow contacted me I would've said my 4's look like 9's
so passive aggressive and planned out 8-)
the teacher was all "is there a problem?" and I was all "no ma'am" and she went back to writing stuff on the chalkboard
When else would they be able to dream of electric sheep?
It sucks because it's too horrible for me to get any satisfaction out of it. Also because I can never use that wishing well ever again.
I really, really do.
Extra credit assignment?
this happened to me once except the girls 4s did look like 9s so i wasnt ever able to contact her
alas
everyone got their share, and while there were some people who got more/less than others, it never got overhand to the point of making someone's life miserable
I mean, some people were real fucking wussies and got depressive and shit after someone threw a sponge at them during recess a few time (seriously, like 2-3 times), but that is seriously a personal problem, I think
edit: not that I ever bullied anyone in any way, just what I noticed
I was a veritable little nerd in school :rotate:
A kid at my school got arrested for molesting a couple of kids
Kid was a fucking creep before we knew he was a pedo
Later it turned out some construction worker raped and almost killed a 3rd grader in the toilet like 20 meters away from our class room
wait
you aren't pony
Someone trying to attack pony could now say
"That's the point"
But
Why would I want to do that?
good draws gabe! good words also tycho!
we can all be pony if we want
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One of the special ed kids came in and like ran at me and hugged me and tried to kiss me but I ducked and ran out of that shit
The kid wanted the bully to stop but wasn't able to threaten him with violence or anything (he was a small guy), and didn't want to take it to a teacher because at that age we all had this mindset that there was no need to get grownups involved (the teachers at this school were pretty lame at settling conflicts anyway)
well it turns out both of the kids play Pokemon, so the poor guy issues this desperate challenge that if he can beat the bully at the card game, the bully will leave him alone, and the dude accepts
so we all assemble at recess to watch this go down and I can't remember all the details but eventually the bully busts out a Charizard, which if you'll recall was the shit back in the day (I haven't played the cards in ages so I don't know what the desirable one is now)
And everyone's like oh shit what's Josh gonna do?
BAM BLASTOISE
from that day the bully never spoke another word to Josh
he never bothered me again and i felt like a hero.
ahahaha fantastic