Ok, so I took an inventory of my closet. To put it mildly, it's shit. I realized that when I noticed the homeless in Seattle sometimes dress nicer than me. Not always, but far too frequently for me to consider myself trendy. Unless it's hobo trendy. And that's not really anything I was shooting for intentionally.
I currently still dress like it's 1994 and haven't really bothered to take notice of trends since. I'm trying to change that now, but having the form of a manatee makes finding fashionable items in my size something of a challenge.
So here's my quandary, where can I find fashion styles for a man that has seen the bottom of a KFC bucket more times than one should. I'm not Ralphie May big, more like Cedric the Entertainer.
On a side note, I'm starting to hit the gym because, frankly, this shit is ridiculous.
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