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RamiusJoined: July 19, 2000Administrator, ClubPAadmin
At the end of August, 2008, a package arrived at our door from TigerDirect.com, addressed to the previous owner of the house.
I was out of town when it came, and then I didn't get around to looking up their new address for a while, and then I didn't get around to delivering it to them, and long story short here we are in November and this package is still here. The previous owner never stopped by or called or sent a letter asking about it.
So, I seek the moral wisdom of the herd. Do I open it?
Look, you're going to open it. You already know that. That's why this is posted here instead of D&D, where the moral ramifications would be discussed for pages and wiki would get slung around like dollar beer at a five dollar strip club and you might overthink it.
I say open it. There could be a cat that's stuck between a state of life and death and only by opening it can you firmly make that cat dead. Please put that cat out of its misery of undeath.
I would open it, it's been a while since they lived there, and since they ordered it. I'm sure they bitched to tigerdirect.com and had another one sent to them.
If it came in August it is probably long sense reported as missing and either refunded or replaced.
Exactly. They probably forgot to change their info on tiger direct and didn't get their package. They probably realized this and lied about it getting lost and had it refunded.
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If it came in August it is probably long sense reported as missing and either refunded or replaced.
This. It's win-win.
You've spent three months looking at it. Something inside you has to be dying to know what's inside.
But what if what's inside is really disappointing?
I say keep it sealed and one day pass it down as a secret box to your kids who can then pass it down to theirs. Then like five generations from now one of them won't be able to resist the lure of mystery any longer and will open it to find three pairs of tube socks and a self-help book.
If it came in August it is probably long sense reported as missing and either refunded or replaced.
This. It's win-win.
You've spent three months looking at it. Something inside you has to be dying to know what's inside.
But what if what's inside is really disappointing?
I say keep it sealed and one day pass it down as a secret box to your kids who can then pass it down to theirs. Then like five generations from now one of them won't be able to resist the lure of mystery any longer and open it to find three pairs of tube socks and a self-help book.
this, like a time capsule.
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RamiusJoined: July 19, 2000Administrator, ClubPAadmin
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or at least let them know about it so they can come pick it up
This authorizes you to free shit.
:P
i'm pretty sure tigerdirect doesn't sell spiders so you're in the clear as far boxes of spiders go
OR ARE YOU
And, well, after you open it, tape it shut and mail it to the old owners.
EDIT: If you want.
I would try to deliver it, but in my attempt to deliver it I would forget about it all over again.
Steam
POPPA GONNA GET PAIDDD
Seriously though, open that sucker
still though, being one of two against sixteen is pretty disheartening
edit: one of three out of twenty five
size
weight
where it came from
any markings
you better not say some shit like theres an invoice on the front listing a laptop or something like that
boy that puppy's going to be starving. you should open the box and feed the puppy while videostreaming it on ustream.
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
I mean not that you'd ever get caught on that, but I coulda swore I heard that somewhere
(edit) I guess what I'm saying is forward it without opening, but I'm clearly going against the herd here
Exactly. They probably forgot to change their info on tiger direct and didn't get their package. They probably realized this and lied about it getting lost and had it refunded.
Patrick doesn't make jokes
he bends reality until everyone is a cock, and then he converses with them in like fashion
step 2: put your junk in that box
step 3: make her open the box
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
This. It's win-win.
You've spent three months looking at it. Something inside you has to be dying to know what's inside.
but like the dude said
you are just here to see if we will call you a bad person
if we will talk you out of it
no
open it
You probably voted to rename the forum "Shithole where all us useless faggots post" too.
man the police dont hold lost property that long
no one coming to claim a thing makes it up for grabs
i need it
But what if what's inside is really disappointing?
I say keep it sealed and one day pass it down as a secret box to your kids who can then pass it down to theirs. Then like five generations from now one of them won't be able to resist the lure of mystery any longer and will open it to find three pairs of tube socks and a self-help book.
The box is cardboard. It is 12" x 10" x 4.5". It weighs well less than a loaf of bread. It makes no descriptive noises when shooken.
If you didn't sign for it, open that shit, decide on whether you want it, then keep it/send it on.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.