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One of my personal favorite web games. Play the part of a tiny dino in a slick pixel art world running from the oncoming asteroid doomsday. Eat eggs along the way, jump on big dino heads, but most importantly RUN!
Ever wanted to be a meatsack in the olympics? Try your luck at the 100m with a completely mangled control system. If you don't have a cheap laugh playing this you're dead inside.
See that tree in the middle of the screen? That's you! Friendly patrons of the park are out for a Sunday stroll. Unfortunately you've been pissed on one too many times are about to break. Press space to see how a tree lets loose.
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I got 33 metres last night when pola linked it in IRC, then had to study. You can cover a lot of ground if you get a rhythm up, you just need to be ready to stop yourself falling backwards.
I love it when I'm precariously balanced on one foot and it looks like I'm just about to tip over and bump my head but yesss I'm leaning forward and onward!
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reminds me of toribash
I will get this
Dinorun is awesome, PixelJam does rad things.
Build ridiculously complicated machines out of simple components to get a box from one side of the screen to the other.
it gets hard
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
and: fuck qwop so hard
I somehow got him doing some fucked up MC Hammer drop knee walk, got about ten metres then did a full backflip and landed on his face.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
you dick
In fact, I will listen to some of it right now.
I found out you cant go past -2.6 meters
GW2: Hurindar
I may have a viable method here
I keep hearing it after I start taking a few steps, but then my guy falls down and it never gets past the "chunchunchunchunchun" part
I wanna hear "duh duhduh duh duh, duh"
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Planarity
wow, this is hard
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I was going to hit 100, but I'll be damned if I'm starting that shit over again. Once was enough.
It's all about getting into the splits and then spasming your way along.
Last time, I spasmed too much and fell over backwards, cracking my skull.
But you have to get into exactly the right position. Also there's a hurdle at 50m that took me forever to get over.
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there are hurdles? oh god
I actually managed to get a for real running motion going for about one full lope before I bit it at 9.1 meters
dude
qwop is fucking hard
I suck at it
crying
Like the mighty inchworm, you must spasm your way to the finish.
a hurdle?
I just knocked it over and then slowly clambered over it.
Fortunately you don't have to make it over while it's still up.
but I want to run for realsies
got 6ish meters without my other foot touching ground, then used both feet for another 9 and then failed
FUCK
YES
I love it when I'm precariously balanced on one foot and it looks like I'm just about to tip over and bump my head but yesss I'm leaning forward and onward!
then I lost my rythm
and now I can't do it
if backward, just hop on the same foot; if forward switch feet in midair
that's my method anyway