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  • AWinnerIsYouAWinnerIsYou Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I really should go to Michael Simon's restaurant, it's only twenty minutes from me. I found out he was nominated for a James Beard award.

    I still defend Lisa on NFNS. Aaron McWhatever performed poorly pretty often and always froze in front of the camera. The Las Vegas episode? And Adam Gurgler or whatever was just awful. (Actually, I was rooting for the two younger contestants, the bubbly chick and blonde guy.) At some point, it needs to be about the ability to make good food and bring this food to the masses. Lisa was the best chef and when she was good, she was good.
    I'm going on a rant here, but it's the same with everything. Take art or music. The more people that put up with shit and fall in love with it, the more legitimate forms fail and fall out of favor in public interest. The same goes with food. Okay, sorry for bitching. /end rant.

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  • AWinnerIsYouAWinnerIsYou Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Top Chef 5 Reunion: Hearts are Broken, Leah is a Bitch
    Carla is humble, Hosea sucks a lot
    Fabio is awesome
    Stefan is ... Stefan

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    well that was fun

    i wish eugene got a question. i care way more about him than i do about stupid idiots who failed in the first episode. i was hoping for replays of top scallop/pussy.

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  • AWinnerIsYouAWinnerIsYou Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I must have missed the top pussy thing because Toby mentioned it too.

    Man, there was a girl on the reunion who I absolutely DO NOT remember being on the show. She had long brown hair and was kind of plain.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I must have missed the top pussy thing because Toby mentioned it too.

    Man, there was a girl on the reunion who I absolutely DO NOT remember being on the show. She had long brown hair and was kind of plain.

    when fabio broke his finger, later that episode when leah said something about not being able to carry on if that happened to her he says "this is top chef, not top pussy." that's how i remember it, at least.

    also after this i left the tv on and ended up watching some of that supermodel competition. holy hell those are terrifying-looking individuals.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I must have missed the top pussy thing because Toby mentioned it too.

    Man, there was a girl on the reunion who I absolutely DO NOT remember being on the show. She had long brown hair and was kind of plain.

    when fabio broke his finger, later that episode when leah said something about not being able to carry on if that happened to her he says "this is top chef, not top pussy." that's how i remember it, at least.

    also after this i left the tv on and ended up watching some of that supermodel competition. holy hell those are terrifying-looking individuals.

    I think this time they are going to fix the problem they had last season where they really tried to be fair with who was up for elimination each week. If they had any girls in the bottom along with the guys they were sure to be the one sent home

    Because having hot naked guys on tv is what I likes

    And I guess they don't have to blur male asses? This is like the fourth network that no longer does this and I am thrilled about it

    RuPaul's Drag Race still does it the best. Shannel has this amazingly beautiful body and the most piercing blue eyes and a lot of his costumes involve absolutely no back at all so his ass is popping out

    It is amazing how he can tuck and have no backside to his costume but still not have his junk visible.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i saw the elimination and one of the guys up was named ken and upwards of half of his entire face was occupied by chin

    also one of the.. judges? i assume, at least. was wearing this weird outfit with a big hat and the most stonefaced glare ever. why does everyone who models have to be so intense!

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  • AWinnerIsYouAWinnerIsYou Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    when fabio broke his finger, later that episode when leah said something about not being able to carry on if that happened to her he says "this is top chef, not top pussy." that's how i remember it, at least.
    Oh yeah, I remember that happening. I was kind of hoping for Carla to get fan favorite but of course it was going to be Fabio.
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    RuPaul's Drag Race still does it the best. Shannel has this amazingly beautiful body and the most piercing blue eyes and a lot of his costumes involve absolutely no back at all so his ass is popping out

    It is amazing how he can tuck and have no backside to his costume but still not have his junk visible.

    he's rrreeeaaaaaaaaallly tiny?


    I like Catherine Malandrino on the show. The photographer guy is interesting too. I thought man woman should have gone home instead of awkward guy. Awkward guy was way better looking. Oh, and straight guy is fucking annoying.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nah, there was a bonus video where they talk about tucking and he's a pretty good size. He just is willing to do a lot to hide it

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  • Battle JesusBattle Jesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Also some things everyone may find interesting:
    Also, this NBC show similar to Hell's Kitchen is coming on

    Sweet Jesus I am watching the hell out of this show. I have such a wicked crush on Marco White, and it gets even better every time I think about him making Gordon Ramsay cry.

    Also, Fabio getting his own show is the best thing to come out of season 5.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I liked the reunion show

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  • AWinnerIsYouAWinnerIsYou Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hahaha which begs the question what exactly is doing a lot to hide it...

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  • CreativeNameHereCreativeNameHere Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You know, Stephan has really grown on me. I actually like the guy now.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    hahaha which begs the question what exactly is doing a lot to hide it...

    i would guess binding

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You know, Stephan has really grown on me. I actually like the guy now.

    Perhaps a vitamin deficiency...

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  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If I made it to Top Chef, do you think I could score with Anthony Bourdain?

    Because he's the only TV chef I've ever even sort of admired.

    Because he wrote a book about my life and made millions off of it.

    Dick.

    Hot dick.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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