http://www.moviefone.com/movie/2012/30165/main
So this is the teaser trailer for Roland Emmerich's new epic disaster flick,
2012
It's unclear what exactly the cataclysm is supposed to be here, but rest assured it will cost millions for the FX department and
look really cool
Never before has a date in history been so significant to so many cultures, so many religions, scientists, and governments. '2012' is an epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.
Technically there would be
no survivors if the world really ended
Also, 2012 on the Mayan calendar is simply the end of the 13th B'ak'tun and not the actual end of everything, but rather signals a tremendous shift in the order of the world
So talk about how much money this movie will or will not make
and maybe we can talk about crazy 2012 apocalyptic scenarios - like Sarah Palin running for President!
EDIT
For everyone's amusement, I include here a link to
Survive 2012, which is no doubt full of absolutely laughable mystical shit
Posts
I'm betting the new date for the apocalypse is 2077
then quickly die out when the douchebag-affecting virus hits
This will hopefully tie into future Point Break sequels
FIND OUT
"GOOGLE SEARCH: 2012"
Bitches.
the laziest fucking ad campaign
"just Google it dogg"
Find out the truth!
That really pisses me off, actually, since plenty of stupid people already buy into the 2012 nonsense. This is just fanning the idiotic flames.
AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS GRAPH
"Coming novelty periods in November 2008"
We elected a black president, coincidence??? Probably!
Actually this is kinda cool, though way over my head
that entire page reeked of pot
Basically it's a list of things that can kill us any time, and a few things that couldn't happen, ever.
SIMULTANEOUSLY
that would be awesome, the UFO's will come just as we form into an AI collective consciousness and time travel away
HELLO IS ANYONE HOME?
we should leave some sort of away message
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeffKUWZIng
Of all the anger and cynicism on this board,
I'd say yours is some of my favorite, Pip.
man, Cloverfield was awesome
# Nuclear Accident
# Rise of the Machines
# Genetic Modification
# Time Travel Error
what?
rise of the machines and time travel error go hand in hand
just, one day, whoops!
I liked it, but wanted some kinda explanation about everything which we didn't get right? Except all the stupid internet talks about it.
It just ended. Thats all it did.
87 miles per hour
edit: goddamn I was late on that, but hi5 Cross
:^:
You mean before they showed all the newspaper clippings about a cult and all the incidents that surrounded them right?
More like Dimethyltryptamine.
But I have no idea how that smells.