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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what happened to chinese food that made it american chinese food

    I dunno

    the people at the chinese place near me are chinese from china with chinese accents and chinese menus and what I THOUGHT was chinese cooking

    but apparently it's fake chinese

    I will tell them I am sure they will thank me for my observation

    this is why I ask

    I know two chinese restaurants near where I live run by chinese immigrants that serve food that is delicious but apparently not really chinese
    please

    they are Chinese people sure

    but the food that they would actually serve you isn't genuine Chinese food

    you only get the real Chinese menu if you fucking ask for it

    if they served the real shit to you you wouldn't fucking eat it

    this is information I have from people I know who are Chinese people living in America from the west coast, midwest, and east coast

    I don't know them all

    but I know enough to get a better idea than you fucks sure as fuck have

    Vixx on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Shut up, Rane. Pissy Viv is the best Viv!

    I don't like anyone being pissy

    it does not become

    Raneados on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout what is wrong with you

    Centipede Damascus on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout what is wrong with you

    fuck you!

    Fallout on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    wait viv so

    what do i eat when i go to yum cha for dim sum

    and when i go out to chinese family-style places in chinatown with my chinese friends where they don't even have english menus

    AM I LIVING A LIE!?

    Faricazy on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    China Town.

    More like

    fake we really hate all you Americans town you don't even get our real menu

    No Great Name on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    fuckin' dozens of different kinds of Chinese food, all of them so fucking different that the only similarity is the country with which they are associated

    in-bred faggots/stupid trolls
    it's as stupid as lumping the cuisine of new mexico together with the cuisine of louisiana and just calling it American

    Druhim on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    viv you are getting mighty uppity
    i think you need to take a step back for a second

    like it's the first time I've gotten trolled by a bunch of faggots shooting stupid ignorant-assed shit about where I come from

    please

    except that they're not and you're being amazingly oversensitive

    viv have I ever trolled you?

    anyone?

    nope



    calm down
    like I said

    I don't know if people are genuinely this retarded or if they are just trolling

    and if you deny that people love to troll me, you'd be wrong

    I give that I react badly to it a lot of the time

    but for fuck's sake it's the same asinine shit over and over and sometimes I just wonder if they would really go to that much trouble just to get a rise out of me

    which isn't much better than them actually thinking this shit for real

    Vixx on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Here is the biggest question I have, Viv dear.



    Why is it that you are so offended by people associating some damn tasty food that is often made by Chinese people under the label as Chinese food with the Chinese people?

    It is the stupidest thing to be offended about.


    "IF YOU UNDERSTOOD REAL CHINESE FOOD YOU'D REALIZE YOU'D HATE IT STOP LOVING MY PEOPLE FAGGOT JEWS"

    Khavall on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    what is the argument here exactly

    i'm not sure i understand

    Faricazy on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout what is wrong with you

    fuck you!

    why aren't you banned yet

    Centipede Damascus on
  • DamnItCohaagenDamnItCohaagen Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So someone told me they were wearing a pink polo shirt ironically. Is it wrong to wish the death penalty on him and his ilk?

    DamnItCohaagen on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    China Town.

    More like

    fake we really hate all you Americans town you don't even get our real menu

    it's not that

    it's that they wouldn't get any business from the majority of non-Chinese if they threw down their traditional menu

    this is what they tell me, I didn't actually believe it until they said so when we asked about it

    what with so many of my American friends even here in China balking at the sight of a fish-head or a pawn with its exoskeleton still attached, I can't say it's wholly surprising

    Vixx on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    viv

    how long have you been here

    Raneados on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    what is the argument here exactly

    i'm not sure i understand

    Everything you thought you liked about Chinese food? Yeah that's not really Chinese.


    Real Chinese food you'd hate. You insensitive racist jerkoff.

    Khavall on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So someone told me they were wearing a pink polo shirt ironically. Is it wrong to wish the death penalty on him and his ilk?
    Was the color popped?

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    I had some bangin' sweet and sour chicken today.

    Why do you hate the Asian culture so?

    :(

    McCly on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    viv is ignoring me :(

    i even eat the intestines at dim sum! so good!

    Faricazy on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    apparently real chinese food means gross as hell

    Raneados on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Here is the biggest question I have, Viv dear.



    Why is it that you are so offended by people associating some damn tasty food that is often made by Chinese people under the label as Chinese food with the Chinese people?

    It is the stupidest thing to be offended about.


    "IF YOU UNDERSTOOD REAL CHINESE FOOD YOU'D REALIZE YOU'D HATE IT STOP LOVING MY PEOPLE FAGGOT JEWS"

    it's more the claim that Chinese food is not better than American Chinese food when the people making the claim obviously don't know shit about Chinese food

    or thinking that American Chinese food is Chinese food

    both of those things bother me

    I don't fucking care if people like it or not

    it's the rampant ignorance that is fucking pissing me off

    Vixx on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    the first time I ever saw a Panda Express in the States I wanted to burn it the fuck down

    perhaps you should have considered going in and purchasing some of their superior food
    panda express is fast food
    it is not superior
    fast food can be tasty, but that doesn't make it superior
    anything that sits in a fucking chafing dish for an hour before they serve it to you is not superior food by definition

    Druhim on
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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    They are right. Americans like stuff that is closely related to what they were brought up eating.
    They don't like seeing fish heads. They don't like raw fish, this is kind of changing, and they like salt.

    Rinder on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    apparently real chinese food means gross as hell

    we're not the ones that decided it

    I've been told by restaurant owners over in the US that their menus just don't generate a lot of business for them

    so why bother running a traditional Chinese menu up front if it's just going to make people leave

    I ain't saying Chinese food is gross, I never fucking said that

    I'm saying that Chinese food is unfamiliar as fuck to people who don't know what it really is

    and from what I have seen, "unfamiliar" apparently means "gross"

    Vixx on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    but for fuck's sake it's the same asinine shit over and over and sometimes I just wonder if they would really go to that much trouble just to get a rise out of me

    yeah this is uh

    this is really a lot of trouble i'm going to

    Fallout on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't like the whole label of "chinese food" and "american chinese food"

    One was made by the chinese in china one was made by the chinese in america

    Shouldn't it be "chinese food" and "railroad food"?

    EDIT: Viv I'm not serious please don't kill me I'm just mad you ignored me earlier.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    viv stop digging yourself into a catch 22

    so

    you're pissed that people don't know that "chinese food" is not actually chinese food, because they haven't been exposed to real chinese food

    but then say that people will hate real chinese food anyway

    so what the fuck do you want?

    Faricazy on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fish heads are what evil aunts serve to orphan boys they keep in the cellar, man

    Centipede Damascus on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout what is wrong with you

    fuck you!

    Wait I know what is wrong here

    Fallout your mary jew wanna stash is gone isn't it

    IpseDixit on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    the first time I ever saw a Panda Express in the States I wanted to burn it the fuck down

    perhaps you should have considered going in and purchasing some of their superior food
    panda express is fast food
    it is not superior
    fast food can be tasty, but that doesn't make it superior
    anything that sits in a fucking chafing dish for an hour before they serve it to you is not superior food by definition

    superior to "real" chinese food, i meant

    and yes that is objectively true

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    China Town.

    More like

    fake we really hate all you Americans town you don't even get our real menu

    it's not that

    it's that they wouldn't get any business from the majority of non-Chinese if they threw down their traditional menu

    this is what they tell me, I didn't actually believe it until they said so when we asked about it

    what with so many of my American friends even here in China balking at the sight of a fish-head or a pawn with its exoskeleton still attached, I can't say it's wholly surprising
    Prawn? Also yes I know what you're saying.

    But there are places that serve traditional varieties of Chinese cuisine.
    I am pretty sure 75% of them in the D.C. area are actually underground. Like literally.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    but for fuck's sake it's the same asinine shit over and over and sometimes I just wonder if they would really go to that much trouble just to get a rise out of me

    yeah this is uh

    this is really a lot of trouble i'm going to

    Letting her bring it up like that and then posting.


    So much effort.

    Khavall on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout what is wrong with you

    fuck you!

    Wait I know what is wrong here

    Fallout your mary jew wanna stash is gone isn't it

    oh yes

    i actually don't smoke very much anymore, only like once a week or so :(

    i'm just having fun, i never get to piss anyone off anymore

    Fallout on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    jesus fucking christ i want some shrimp cheung fun right now

    Faricazy on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    - People who are active on AIM but don't respond :x

    bongi on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    but for fuck's sake it's the same asinine shit over and over and sometimes I just wonder if they would really go to that much trouble just to get a rise out of me

    yeah this is uh

    this is really a lot of trouble i'm going to

    Letting her bring it up like that and then posting.


    So much effort.

    i was preheating my toaster over so that i could put some garlic nan bread in it (obviously a pale inbred imitation of REAL indian food, which i would surely hate) and then i had to come BACK here and TYPE things and FUCK i BUST MY ASS for this place!!!!!!

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    fuckin' dozens of different kinds of Chinese food, all of them so fucking different that the only similarity is the country with which they are associated

    The only other similarity being that none of them are actually served at your typical chinese restaurant.

    in America, anyway

    why don't you jerk-offs try leaving your fucking country and really experiencing some shit instead of bitching about it before shooting your mouths off about shit you don't even have a fucking clue about

    If I've been to fourteen other countries beside my own can I bitch about things?

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Here is the biggest question I have, Viv dear.



    Why is it that you are so offended by people associating some damn tasty food that is often made by Chinese people under the label as Chinese food with the Chinese people?

    It is the stupidest thing to be offended about.


    "IF YOU UNDERSTOOD REAL CHINESE FOOD YOU'D REALIZE YOU'D HATE IT STOP LOVING MY PEOPLE FAGGOT JEWS"
    what surprises me is how so many of you will get all "RRAAAWWWRRR THAT IS NOT A REAL FUCKING CHEESETEAK/BBQ/HAMBURGER/PIZZA!!1!1"

    people in here pull that shit all the time about how pizza made in their home town is the only real pizza and people on the west coast can't make decent pizza to save their life blah blah blah

    but Viv correctly points out that american-chinese cuisine is very different from the wide ranging cuisine throughout china and you guys think she's just being a defensive bitch

    Druhim on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    viv stop digging yourself into a catch 22

    so

    you're pissed that people don't know that "chinese food" is not actually chinese food, because they haven't been exposed to real chinese food

    but then say that people will hate real chinese food anyway

    so what the fuck do you want?

    oh. my. fucking. god.

    *I* am not saying that people will hate Chinese food, I am telling you why Chinese restaurants in the States tend to keep their traditional menus on the DL - it is because your average AMERICAN sees that shit and won't fucking eat it because it is not something that is familiar to them

    I do not EXPECT people to know what real Chinese food is like, nor do I expect them to like or dislike it

    I am saying that Chinese food is not American Chinese food and to try to make a comparison when you very likely have no fucking clue what Chinese food really is (or for that matter, what EITHER of them are) is ASININE

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    viv stop digging yourself into a catch 22

    so

    you're pissed that people don't know that "chinese food" is not actually chinese food, because they haven't been exposed to real chinese food

    but then say that people will hate real chinese food anyway

    so what the fuck do you want?

    don't forget that chinese food is such a broad term that it can include almost anything

    but not if it's made in america

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    apparently real chinese food means gross as hell

    we're not the ones that decided it

    I've been told by restaurant owners over in the US that their menus just don't generate a lot of business for them

    so why bother running a traditional Chinese menu up front if it's just going to make people leave

    I ain't saying Chinese food is gross, I never fucking said that

    I'm saying that Chinese food is unfamiliar as fuck to people who don't know what it really is

    and from what I have seen, "unfamiliar" apparently means "gross"

    viv I have eaten some rancid and horrible things in my time

    including fish heads which were difuckgusting

    is it unreasonable to believe that a fish head would be gross? No.

    I've also eaten cow brain which was pretty good

    is it unreasonable to believe that cow brains would be gross? Also no

    people believe what they want about whatever food they want depending on how they were raised etc

    if someone asked me if cow brains were gross
    I would still say yes

    Raneados on
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