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Cptn Pants
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So my girlfriend says to me last night after a little bit of the dirty fun stuff that some days after we have sexual fun when she goes to the bath room she can feel something "slip" out of her Vagina. She says it "feels like a Vagina snot" fell out from there, it's clear and a little thicker then her normal Vagina wetness when aroused. This doesn
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When I have sex with a condom, I will get a thicker white "goo" around the base of my penis when all is said and done.
If you're both clean, then I wouldn't worry too much about STD's, but worst case is it could be a yeast infection.
I'm with you on not having a vagina though. So, um...ladies?
Also if you are using lube it would cause her to have more "snot" with a different texture to it (because its getting mixed with the lube) and thats normal as well.
It really sounds like you are causing her to ejaculate by stimulating her G-spot, and not some kind of medical issue.
As long as the discharge doesn't irritiate your girlfriend or have a gross rotten fishy smell, its not that likely that she has an infection or STD.
It's a primarl reproductive thing... It's basically used to "clean" the canal of any sperm not strong enough to get all up in there... even if you don't come inside, it still happens... it's the female body's way of saying "hey buddy, you had your sperm all up in my for awhile now, if they aren't strong enough to swim all up in me, tough luck cause I don't want getting knocked up by weak sperm".
the other effect is that after that point, it's near impossiable to get sperm all up in there... that mucas stuff "blocks" the channels... it's also a primal way of saying "listen, if another dude comes and sexes me all up after you, I want a vagina force field to keep your sperm in and his out" (because most sperm can't swim though that mess).
Seriously, fucked up stuff, but true. It was in a book, I read about it. A college text book even.
Seriously, given that it's a) not foul-smelling, and b) strongly correlated with sexual activity, I don't think it's anything to worry about. If either of you is at all uncertain, though, it's always worth checking with her doctor.
I have a t-shirt that says that.
I go every 3-6 months... it takes 20-30 minutes if you go to the same place. they take a lot of blood, fondle and check out your junk, sometimes stick a finger up the bum and *bam* your out of there before your lunch break is over. - that's for guys.
Checking girls I heard takes longer, they put all this metal stuff up in the vagina to spread it apart then poke it with differant types of instruments... from what I've heard... but even if you are a girl, you should get it checked out even if you do get poked in the vagina, cause it's good to stay safe and clean.
Hint:
If you are nice to the doctor and ask playfully - she'll give you candy afterwards.
EDIT: by candy I mean lollipops or suckers.
Wow, maybe it wasn't that funny.
man, I really need more guy friends. There is no good god dam reason why I should even know or care about this shit.
then again, my guy friends don't bake me pie.
it's a toss up.
But advice still stands, go all up and get both of you tested for STDs and ask the doctor while your there. She should be doing her regular maintenance checks, but if not, tell her to go change her oil.
Though, I can't say that even with being a female I could give much more.
Basically, every woman is different, discharges are usually okay as long as they aren't out of your own ordinary standards. Basically, nobody can know her body as well as her. Have her talk to her doctor about the discharge, but if it happens everytime and there is no pain/itching/burning associated, I would say it's fine.
I know that during any sort of intercourse, I generally have some nice white goo drops left on my boy. So I wouldn't go freaking out, but it certainly never hurts to just mention it to your Doc so that if anything out of the ordinary happens, he has all the facts.
What are you talking about?
Theis thread is hawt.
what a great thread. tube agrees to stop masturbating and we all got a lesson in vaginas from a bunch of dudes.
my suggestion... if it bothers her she could always have a nice warmed up douche prepared for a proper cleaning after intercourse.
of course, douching can lead down many different courses, one being a wonderfully clean smelling vagina, the other being a disease filled cesspool due to the interuption of the vagina's natural cleansing cycle.
It's not the most pleasant experience to go see a doctor about your voo but every woman has to get over it and go do it, if they want to take care of themselves properly.
Sorry, end rant. As to the problem at hand, it sounds normal, and like others have said, if there is no foul smell or green/yellow color, it's just discharge she'll have to get used to.
Fixed. Problems like cysts and malignancies can arise without STDs or intercourse, and the more quickly they are caught, the less likely they are to cause giant, permanent, or fatal problems for the woman in question. Gynos also tend to address primarily female but non-vagina issues (from preventing osteoperosis to the intricacies of the human dick from a non-owner's point of view) more readily than GPs.
She has problems with people touching or seeing her body, she has no problems talking about it. Also I asked her first, so it's all good. I can't make her go to the doctor, I've suggested it but she just dosnt want to. So until then I'll just keep suggesting it every so often.
I think we're all just a little weirded out by your post history, which would suggest that you've made a thread in here every single time you've gotten within a foot of said lady
oh, and slung, douching is never ever a good idea. Ever.