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Meiz
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When I die, I'm not having a funeral
My close friends and family will get my ashes and a 24. OK 24 24s.
Then they get to go out, drink and talk about how awesome I was
Then they'd take my ashes and throw them on the ground and drink some more
People at the service will be called bearers of awesome.
My close friends and family will get my ashes and a 24. OK 24 24s.
Then they get to go out, drink and talk about how awesome I was
Then they'd take my ashes and throw them on the ground and drink some more
People at the service will be called bearers of awesome.
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Do they allow taxidermy only with human beings?
And I don't want my tendons cut beforehand
Which will cause my flaming corpse to sit up in the middle of it as the tendons get heated up
nazis did it
If I make this happen, can I rest my drink on you?
so people can put their keys on you when they come into my house
Hey, what will I care?
I get to make an obscene gesture, forever
Fuckers.
Control over space and time,
Regeneration,
Energy and matter manipulation,
Flight,
Immortality,
Superhuman strength, speed and durability,
Intangibility,
Precognition,
Teleportation,
Self-duplication,
Superhuman growth,
Genius intellect
im gonna die trying
That's be pretty badass too
I just remember reading about Rasputin's body being burned by the Russian people
And that's what happened
Something like Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, for instance. I could rest easy imagining the looks on everyone's faces as it came on.
no, seriously.
Secret Satan
It got auctioned off I thought
Also it is actually a sea cucumber I thought
Also I love the wikipedia has a page dedicated entire to it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin%27s_Penis
Oh yeah, one week after my Burning corpse pointing at you video I want it to be put on youtube with the benny hill theme playing.
I want to go to that museum
They just can't penetrate the realm of fact.
There's also a joke about "getting it up" here.
also i want them to feed my body to the velociraptors in the pit in jurassic park
the way they fed that cow to them
they leave nothing behind
and i will be in the belly of some awesome dinosaurs.
raawrrr
I would totally eat someone.
fuck yes i would eat someone
ive got people at work creeped out because i already told them which ones i would eat if we got snowed into the building and ran out of food
Wait, I have nothing to worry about, I have no nutritional value
Wow whats wrong with them that is totally a normal thing to talk about.
i want to go out in a blaze of glory, like dying in a fiery porsche crash
On an interesting note he got a bunch of non-scared people to promise that if they were going to kill themselves he could be there to eat their gland
i'm sick come take care of me
are you at home or work?
i'm at home, i sent you a text message
He subverted a czar, drank and smoked and took random drugs all day, had absurd influence, fucked all the ladies, had a big old beard, and ain't nobody could kill him