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Really, Really Fucking Late to the Party
Jaunty
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Hey guys so I just watched Wall-E. Oh my God.
Oh
My
God
Holy shit you guys my heart almost exploded. I assure you I am entirely aware that the acceptable window for watching and then gushing about this has closed and I apologize profusely, but I love it so. much. I never knew that a film where ninety percent of the dialogue was robo-voicing "wall-e" and "eve" could bring me so close to tears, Goddamn, and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a character's death than when
Oh
My
God
Holy shit you guys my heart almost exploded. I assure you I am entirely aware that the acceptable window for watching and then gushing about this has closed and I apologize profusely, but I love it so. much. I never knew that a film where ninety percent of the dialogue was robo-voicing "wall-e" and "eve" could bring me so close to tears, Goddamn, and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a character's death than when
that little evil robot fell out of a window and landed not two feet away from a diving board.
What are you just discovering now that you would be ostracized from society for revealing? In this thread we redefine "fashionably late." 
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edit: i mean it was really good, but i guess everyone else liked it more than i did
we have to do something about this
wassup
that was something
yeah
I love it
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huh...
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what is wrong with you
I go to watch it but I end up watching Mousehunt instead
I like to pretend that the entire purpose of that movie is to provide a situation in which a fight scene that awesome could happen.
I love that fight scene with the hammer so much.
EDIT: Wall-E is a great movie.
that scene was so good
The end was just a mindfuck
also:
the octopus
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I am pretty jealous, but she'd probably give it to me if I asked for it. Damned if I know where I'd put it, though.
I will seriously kill you
I brought this up in D&D and rediscovered that nobody in D&D is intelligent
Everything is better with Will Smith
I have faith in you americans with your dumbass remakes
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it's true.
Has Will Smith ever played a genuinely unlikeable character? Because I have a really hard time picturing him in any role in such a movie.
edit: for idiocy
this happens way too often
No
Because then it wouldn't be believable (no one can dislike Will Smith)
that role is President of the United States of America
Maybe he could play the daughter
Do you mean when he plays Barack Obama in the biopic or when he actually runs for president?
but it won't be as dark
I'll still watch it though
and instead the end will simply be smith killing everybody, and
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the second one
I look forward to a presidential debate where the beginning of his rebuttal is a heartfelt "Aw, hell naw."
the departed was fucking GARBAGE you motherfuckers!
The Departed was great
what the hell, man
I'm talkin about this Ring shit and The grudge and My Sassy Girl
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it will be a 100% vote in favor of him
even his opponents will vote for him because he's so charming
it was jerking off scorsese something fierce
this opinion is terrible! i'm debating whether or not i should consider you terrible because of it!
It's also probably more interesting if you know who Whitey Bulger is.