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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    jeff gerstmann is satan............ i hope nintneno arrests him

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Only six guns

    Well actually theres also the mini gun and molotov and pipe bomb so I guess if you count those then its more like nine. And with inclusion of oxygen tanks, propane tanks, and gas tanks there thats adds more variety to how you use the guns. And do you really more? You got a scoped rifle for long range, an assault rifle for mid range and a shotgun for close range. You don't need much else. Plus with it being Valve and all more stuff will be added later in updates. Hell they even said one of their first additions is gonna be a flamethrower.
    The game can be summed up as "run as fast as you fucking can to the end of the level, and then wait around till some lollygagging jack off can rescue you"

    Uh not really. Yes you COULD run as fast as you can but that doesn't really work most of the time since there are parts where you have to stop to pull a lever and other stuff. I will agree that there are some parts where you can just run through the whole map (the first level of No Mercy comes to mind) but for the most part the are points in the game where you are forced to stop or there are just too many zombies to progress and you just need to stay put to take care of them
    The game itself looks like a pile of dog shit (which I guess I can understand cause there are ALOT of zombies hauling ass all around you)

    I don't know what game you are playing but it looks fucking gorgeous on my PC. Everything is beautiful and it has the best looking fire and other effects I have ever seen in a game.

    There's no discernable storyline (I get it, it's just about survival and not getting killed, but seriously? They couldn't have thrown in a little bit of lore or something?)

    The whole point of the game is that you are playing a movie so you are playing the storyline. The are also little details on walls and signs that give hints at what happened. Plus if the were to show you what happened that caused the infection they would have to have a cutscene for each campaign since they are each different movies and not sequels and that might get annoying if you were to watch it for the 50 time.

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Only six guns

    Well actually theres also the mini gun and molotov and pipe bomb so I guess if you count those then its more like nine. And with inclusion of oxygen tanks, propane tanks, and gas tanks there thats adds more variety to how you use the guns. And do you really more? You got a scoped rifle for long range, an assault rifle for mid range and a shotgun for close range. You don't need much else. Plus with it being Valve and all more stuff will be added later in updates. Hell they even said one of their first additions is gonna be a flamethrower.
    The game can be summed up as "run as fast as you fucking can to the end of the level, and then wait around till some lollygagging jack off can rescue you"

    Uh not really. Yes you COULD run as fast as you can but that doesn't really work most of the time since there are parts where you have to stop to pull a lever and other stuff. I will agree that there are some parts where you can just run through the whole map (the first level of No Mercy comes to mind) but for the most part the are points in the game where you are forced to stop or there are just too many zombies to progress and you just need to stay put to take care of them
    The game itself looks like a pile of dog shit (which I guess I can understand cause there are ALOT of zombies hauling ass all around you)

    I don't know what game you are playing but it looks fucking gorgeous on my PC. Everything is beautiful and it has the best looking fire and other effects I have ever seen in a game.

    There's no discernable storyline (I get it, it's just about survival and not getting killed, but seriously? They couldn't have thrown in a little bit of lore or something?)

    The whole point of the game is that you are playing a movie so you are playing the storyline. The are also little details on walls and signs that give hints at what happened. Plus if the were to show you what happened that caused the infection they would have to have a cutscene for each campaign since they are each different movies and not sequels and that might get annoying if you were to watch it for the 50 time.

    watever im sticking to left 3 dead,,,, valve noobed this one up bigtime

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Only six guns

    Well actually theres also the mini gun and molotov and pipe bomb so I guess if you count those then its more like nine. And with inclusion of oxygen tanks, propane tanks, and gas tanks there thats adds more variety to how you use the guns. And do you really more? You got a scoped rifle for long range, an assault rifle for mid range and a shotgun for close range. You don't need much else. Plus with it being Valve and all more stuff will be added later in updates. Hell they even said one of their first additions is gonna be a flamethrower.
    The game can be summed up as "run as fast as you fucking can to the end of the level, and then wait around till some lollygagging jack off can rescue you"

    Uh not really. Yes you COULD run as fast as you can but that doesn't really work most of the time since there are parts where you have to stop to pull a lever and other stuff. I will agree that there are some parts where you can just run through the whole map (the first level of No Mercy comes to mind) but for the most part the are points in the game where you are forced to stop or there are just too many zombies to progress and you just need to stay put to take care of them
    The game itself looks like a pile of dog shit (which I guess I can understand cause there are ALOT of zombies hauling ass all around you)

    I don't know what game you are playing but it looks fucking gorgeous on my PC. Everything is beautiful and it has the best looking fire and other effects I have ever seen in a game.

    There's no discernable storyline (I get it, it's just about survival and not getting killed, but seriously? They couldn't have thrown in a little bit of lore or something?)

    The whole point of the game is that you are playing a movie so you are playing the storyline. The are also little details on walls and signs that give hints at what happened. Plus if the were to show you what happened that caused the infection they would have to have a cutscene for each campaign since they are each different movies and not sequels and that might get annoying if you were to watch it for the 50 time.

    watever im sticking to left 3 dead,,,, valve noobed this one up bigtime

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    who wnatz to play?!!?.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fuck you Shank

    WAH WAH I WANNA PLAY DEATH TOLL

    AND YOU DONT EVEN PLAY

    FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    who wnatz to play?!!?.

    I DO oh wait, you went idle for nine tenths of the game we just played

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I only have played it on xbox, that might have led me to believe that the graphics are shit. Who fucking knows, I'm not gonna go buy it for the PC.

    What this is coming down to is preference.

    I used propane and gas cans like nobodies business, blah blah, sniped and shotgunned crap, meh.

    OMG Zombies!!!1 does not peak my interest. The levels were too predictable (I never got lost or really felt like the team was in any real danger, even when trying to "explore") and I guess some of my overgeneralizations are getting me into trouble here, but I just can't find anything I like about this game.

    but since I don't like it.
    None of you can like it either.
    And if you do, then you are a dumb stupid moron who probably sodomizes children.

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    not my fault!!! we had a dorm meeting that i didn't know about and i got roped into it

    so who wants to play death toll

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    not my fault!!! we had a dorm meeting that i didn't know about and i got roped into it

    so who wants to play death toll

    fuck you you sack of human shit

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I only have played it on xbox, that might have led me to believe that the graphics are shit. Who fucking knows, I'm not gonna go buy it for the PC.

    What this is coming down to is preference.

    I used propane and gas cans like nobodies business, blah blah, sniped and shotgunned crap, meh.

    OMG Zombies!!!1 does not peak my interest. The levels were too predictable (I never got lost or really felt like the team was in any real danger, even when trying to "explore") and I guess some of my overgeneralizations are getting me into trouble here, but I just can't find anything I like about this game.

    but since I don't like it.
    None of you can like it either.
    And if you do, then you are a dumb stupid moron who probably sodomizes children.

    Those kids were totally asking for it.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    We need to get another alltalk game going. Yesterday was the best.

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    not my fault!!! we had a dorm meeting that i didn't know about and i got roped into it

    so who wants to play death toll

    fuck you you sack of human shit

    fuck you

    wanna play left4dead?

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I only have played it on xbox, that might have led me to believe that the graphics are shit. Who fucking knows, I'm not gonna go buy it for the PC.

    What this is coming down to is preference.

    I used propane and gas cans like nobodies business, blah blah, sniped and shotgunned crap, meh.

    OMG Zombies!!!1 does not peak my interest. The levels were too predictable (I never got lost or really felt like the team was in any real danger, even when trying to "explore") and I guess some of my overgeneralizations are getting me into trouble here, but I just can't find anything I like about this game.

    but since I don't like it.
    None of you can like it either.
    And if you do, then you are a dumb stupid moron who probably sodomizes children.

    Playing it on easy which is a completely different game from say advanced or expert.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I only have played it on xbox, that might have led me to believe that the graphics are shit. Who fucking knows, I'm not gonna go buy it for the PC.

    What this is coming down to is preference.

    I used propane and gas cans like nobodies business, blah blah, sniped and shotgunned crap, meh.

    OMG Zombies!!!1 does not peak my interest. The levels were too predictable (I never got lost or really felt like the team was in any real danger, even when trying to "explore") and I guess some of my overgeneralizations are getting me into trouble here, but I just can't find anything I like about this game.

    but since I don't like it.
    None of you can like it either.
    And if you do, then you are a dumb stupid moron who probably sodomizes children.

    Playing it on easy which is a completely different game from say advanced or expert.


    Yeah on easy it is like walking through a petting zoo.

    On advanced it's like there is a riot at wal-mart, still not very threatening

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Normal is too easy, so if you played it on Easy it's kind of a terrible thing to base your opinion on.

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I only have played it on xbox, that might have led me to believe that the graphics are shit. Who fucking knows, I'm not gonna go buy it for the PC.

    What this is coming down to is preference.

    I used propane and gas cans like nobodies business, blah blah, sniped and shotgunned crap, meh.

    OMG Zombies!!!1 does not peak my interest. The levels were too predictable (I never got lost or really felt like the team was in any real danger, even when trying to "explore") and I guess some of my overgeneralizations are getting me into trouble here, but I just can't find anything I like about this game.

    but since I don't like it.
    None of you can like it either.
    And if you do, then you are a dumb stupid moron who probably sodomizes children.

    Playing it on easy which is a completely different game from say advanced or expert.


    Yeah on easy it is like walking through a petting zoo.

    On advanced it's like there is a riot at wal-mart, still not very threatening

    yet people still die

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I only have played it on xbox, that might have led me to believe that the graphics are shit. Who fucking knows, I'm not gonna go buy it for the PC.

    What this is coming down to is preference.

    I used propane and gas cans like nobodies business, blah blah, sniped and shotgunned crap, meh.

    OMG Zombies!!!1 does not peak my interest. The levels were too predictable (I never got lost or really felt like the team was in any real danger, even when trying to "explore") and I guess some of my overgeneralizations are getting me into trouble here, but I just can't find anything I like about this game.

    but since I don't like it.
    None of you can like it either.
    And if you do, then you are a dumb stupid moron who probably sodomizes children.

    Playing it on easy which is a completely different game from say advanced or expert.


    Yeah on easy it is like walking through a petting zoo.

    On advanced it's like there is a riot at wal-mart, still not very threatening

    Try Expert, where 2-3 zombies can kill you.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I only have played it on xbox, that might have led me to believe that the graphics are shit. Who fucking knows, I'm not gonna go buy it for the PC.

    What this is coming down to is preference.

    I used propane and gas cans like nobodies business, blah blah, sniped and shotgunned crap, meh.

    OMG Zombies!!!1 does not peak my interest. The levels were too predictable (I never got lost or really felt like the team was in any real danger, even when trying to "explore") and I guess some of my overgeneralizations are getting me into trouble here, but I just can't find anything I like about this game.

    but since I don't like it.
    None of you can like it either.
    And if you do, then you are a dumb stupid moron who probably sodomizes children.

    Playing it on easy which is a completely different game from say advanced or expert.


    Yeah on easy it is like walking through a petting zoo.

    On advanced it's like there is a riot at wal-mart, still not very threatening

    IDK maybe they make it really easy for the xbox controllers what with the aiming being crap compared to a mouse

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I prefer a mouse, this is true.

    OH!

    One thing I like about the game!

    That quick turn around shit. It's slick

    but not slick enough.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Now you're just being dumb

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what, you're saying you don't like the quick turnaround?

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That's just dumb nitpicking

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He played the wrong version. :|

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He played the wrong version, wrong difficulty, with bots.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Uh I thought I pretty clearly mentioned I played this with friends.
    I also thought I said I cranked that shit to the max.

    Maybe I am imagining things.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So you played it on expert and thought it was easy?

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    no, then it was a pretty difficult game.

    But that doesn't mean it made it any more fun.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh I didn't read that you played with friends.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    With cool friends that like the game

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    ok enough deep dicking around

    it is time to play a video game online

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have some extra time. Who's game? We gotta set this up quick!

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fuck yeaaaaah

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wait versus or campaign?

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    versusssss

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Versusssss!

    Edit/ ahahahah

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    me and arsenic are looking for two rad dudes to stomp some pubs in vs.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I'll play your little game

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sometimes when my teammates are being douches i accidentally shoot every car i see
    i just can't help it
    these things happen

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    if you guys still have a slot open I'll gladly take it

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