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my toilet is clogged

lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
and there's poo water EVERYWHERE. it is so gross. oh my god, it won't stop overflowing. and my puny plunger is no match, even though i was pumping for a good 20 minutes. I went to walmart to try to find a toilet snake, but they didn't have one, so i had to settle for liquid plumber, which i hope works. but yeah, this is not a good way to start the morning. but on the bright side, i had mcd's breakfast. their coffee is pretty decent

so se++, if the liquid plumber doesn't work, what do i do? i don't wanna call a plumber because man, they are pricey.

so hows your morning? anything exciting going on?

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just got home, I'm going to take a shower in a non-poo water covered bathroom.

    All in all, I rate my morning a solid 5

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  • Punchy McFistPunchy McFist Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Drink it all up.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Man up and stick your fist down there.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man up and stick your fist down there.

    i did that! (i wore gloves though, because i am a girly man) no help.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man up and stick your fist down there.

    You've never met lost, have you?

    He has dainty girl hands.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    next time you should try digesting properly

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    and learn to use that plunger properly
    cant just stick it in there and wiggle it around
    gotta get a vacuum going

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Well, I guess you're just stuck with a clogged toilet and a bathroom never to be used again.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Grab a few boxes of jello mix and come back in a couple hours with a shovel.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Man up and stick your fist down there.

    You've never met lost, have you?

    He has dainty girl hands.

    Wouldn't that typically be a boon to unclogging a toilet manually?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    At least you didn't do it at someone else's house.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I always enjoy how someone can face an emergency and immediately there's a dumbshit in the thread to tell you that "you are doing it wrong"

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    You should make chocolate pudding in the toilet and sell it at a profit.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    take your toilet up off the floor to see where the clog is

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    grab a bucket
    pour some chlorine in the bottom of it
    and hope that it covers the smell of your new toilet

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    take your toilet up off the floor to see where the clog is

    like lift the whole thing up? what? i think its like stuck on my floor, maybe
    Air wrote: »
    grab a bucket
    pour some chlorine in the bottom of it
    and hope that it covers the smell of your new toilet

    is this gonna cause poisonous gas? i failed college chem, so i have no clue.

    but i also bough tons of cleaning junk at walmart, so i'm gonna clean like the dickens once i have this under control. bah.

    also, bytoady, holy crap, that jello idea is brilliant. i may try that, especially since we haven't turned the heat on yet and it is cold as balls at our place.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bin liner over your arm and down you go.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    If your toilet's clogged, you might want to reconsider that McDonald's breakfast.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    take your toilet up off the floor to see where the clog is

    like lift the whole thing up? what? i think its like stuck on my floor, maybe

    there are 2 bolts in the floor that youll have to unscrew

    then lift straight up, there may be some resistance due to the wax gasket between the floor and the toilet

    if water rushes out the toilet, then the clog is in the pipe

    if theres no water rushing out, then the clog is in the toilet trap

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    go to the hardware store and buy a metal plumbing snake, thatll take care of any clogs once you know where they are

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh man lostwords, if you do try that, I want a photodocumentary also, I think it is a terrible idea to listen to my advice.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    get some eels

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    go to the hardware store and buy a metal plumbing snake, thatll take care of any clogs once you know where they are

    yeah, i was planning on going after work, since nothing else is open right now. i just went to walmart because they were 24 hours and this was at 5:30 am.

    also, huh, you can lift the toilet? i don't know, how much does it weigh? see, this is why i need a strong, burly man in the house to take care of all my home problems

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Burn the house down.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Burn the house down.

    but its a condo! and i don't wanna make the crazy cat lady that lives next door homeless. i mean, what will happen to her 20 cats?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Are you wiping your ass with badgers then flushing?

    That could be the problem right there

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This could probably be in the poop thread you know.

    It's quite closely related.

    Or would that turn the poop thread into a megathread?

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well you should have thought of that before pooping.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    well, the poop thread seems to be for the act of pooping. i guess this thread can deal with the consequences of pooping, when poops stop being polite and start being real

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I like the idea of a poop megathread.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    yea man that poop thread just glorifies pooping

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    All I found out from the youtube link is that girls can't unclog a toilet.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    But boooooy can they clog em.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Poopy tampons

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Unwanted babies clog toilets up something fierce.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    It's their unborn revenge.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gotta use the kitchen sink's garbage disposal.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Actually, I'm pretty stoked that semen doesn't clog a toilet.

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