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The Sorry-Ass, Mod-Approved Apologies Thread

naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
Sit down, everyone. Sit down. Thank you.

Now, I know it's probably pretty hard for you to believe, but yours truly can be a real dick sometimes. No, it's true! While I generally find it an entertaining and rewarding way to be, sometimes my rough treatment of folks leaves them, well, angry. I don't often mean anything by my behavior, but at the same time, that's not always apparent to the people I shit on.

So here are some apologies I feel are in order.
  • The Geek - I've been unconscionably nasty to you before. You're a good guy, with a good heart; you are incredibly inclusive, and genuinely seem to care for folks. Do our tastes overlap? No. Do I think your shtick is uniformly amusing? No. But I've got no call to disrespect you. I'm sorry, Geek.
  • mully - After the party Justin's so long ago, I pretty much gave up on ever really liking or respecting you much; you said some stuff around that time that I found pretty repellent. My response should've been to talk to you about it, to tell you that I knew that it was beneath you. It's a goddamned shame that it took Joe dying for me to see how stupid and trivial all that was. You are a good person, mully, and I miss when we used to be pals. Intertwins, even. I'm sorry, mully.
  • Jordyn/Fram - I think it's obvious that our personalties just straight-up do not match. That's fine. I've been antagonistic to both of you, said some crap, talked some shit; I'd like to think I'm more adult than that, but obviously not. We all have our kryptonite, I guess, and you two are mine. Jordyn, I love that you are a strong, no-fucking-nonsense woman, and Fram, I respect your active mind and occasional pithy gems. I should remember those things more often. I'm sorry, Jordyn and Fram.
  • Arsenic / As7 - I've said some wretched shit to you. The fact that I've done it to your face doesn't actually make it better; in fact, it makes it worse in many instances. You are a caring, loyal fellow, and I wish the best for you. I'm sorry, Justin.
  • World as Myth - This is the most complex of my apologies. We haven't talked for, what, nearly two months? So much has happened, little dogg. So much change. I don't have the space here to apologize for all the shit I've done and said, exposed you to...price of admission, I guess, for being such a close friend of mine. You gave me an ultimatum, and instead of being mature and telling you how much I care about you, making it clear that I can be worth the shit (just like you can be), I washed my hands and walked away. It's trite as fuck, but so much is duller without you. I miss my best friend. I'm sorry, Kate.
If the mood strikes you, use this thread to apologize for past wrongs. Doesn't necessarily need to be addressed to a forumer, really...just something that you're honestly contrite about.

If you don't have an apology, hell, just say something nice to someone.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I love you, Dad.

    Sheri on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hope things go well for my brother in court today.

    Macro9 on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    i'm sorry! sorry that you suck!

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    I love you, Dad.
    I love you too, daughter.

    <3

    naporeon on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I love you, Dad.
    I love you too, daughter.

    <3

    So creepy

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    screw u guyz

    Fandyien on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I love you, Dad.
    I love you too, daughter.

    <3

    So creepy

    Whatever, bro

    Sheri on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    as a serious question, why do you feel the need to apologize publicly rather than privately?

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I love you, Dad.
    I love you too, daughter.

    <3

    So creepy
    I love you as well, son.

    Now go to your room until you learn some respect for your pop.

    naporeon on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    as a serious question, why do you feel the need to apologize publicly rather than privately?

    Sometimes it's part of the settlement.

    Ruckus on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    as a serious question, why do you feel the need to apologize publicly rather than privately?
    Because this thread wouldn't work as well if it were completely spoilered.

    naporeon on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I find it easier to apologize in writing rather than in person.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    my point would be that it doesn't work very well as a thread instead of private messages

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Surprisingly I can't think of anything really terrible I've done lately. I've been pretty good the last couple years.

    Butters on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nap's just trying to get in my car again.

    Jordyn on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    as a serious question, why do you feel the need to apologize publicly rather than privately?

    And why not apologize to me?

    Garlic Bread on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm sorry I cut that girl

    Fandyien on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    my point would be that it doesn't work very well as a thread instead of private messages
    I get this. Doesn't work for everyone.

    I just don't admit fault in public very often. Somehow seems a little more meaningful if other people can see that I realize I've been a dick.

    naporeon on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Also Nap, I already know you're a dick to me and I usually don't let it bother me and we still hang out so whatevs.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    S'all good, bro. I appreciate it.

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    The Geek on
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I'm sorry I cut that girl
    :...:

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    my point would be that it doesn't work very well as a thread instead of private messages
    I get this. Doesn't work for everyone.

    I just don't admit fault in public very often. Somehow seems a little more meaningful if other people can see that I realize I've been a dick.

    You couldn't be more obvious if you were wearing a penis costume

    Garlic Bread on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nap is just trying to avoid objections at his wedding.

    "Don't marry him! He's a big fag!"

    Butters on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I'm sorry I cut that girl
    :...:

    I'm sorry she bled all over this here fancy suit

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen I'm sorry your gift is a year late

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man I got nothing to apologize for.

    Way to exclude me from a thread, nap. You dick.

    Mysst on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Nap's just trying to get in my car again.

    If I wasn't at work, I'd link a YouTube to a music video to "Get Out Of My Dreams, Get In To My Car"

    The Geek on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    my point would be that it doesn't work very well as a thread instead of private messages
    I get this. Doesn't work for everyone.

    I just don't admit fault in public very often. Somehow seems a little more meaningful if other people can see that I realize I've been a dick.

    oh, so you are doing it because you want people to notice

    okay

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Nap's just trying to get in my car again.

    If I wasn't at work, I'd link a YouTube to a music video to "Get Out Of My Dreams, Get In To My Car"

    I can't wait to go to work and watch videos of dogs on YouTube for the third day in a row

    Garlic Bread on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith, did you see Snoop Dogg was on Martha Stewart?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    "Now I'mma show this bitch how to roll a real blunt"

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Nap is just trying to avoid objections at his wedding.

    "Don't marry him! He's a big fag!"
    Reason #716 why it would be a bad idea to invite Butters to my wedding.

    naporeon on
  • KevarKevar regular
    edited November 2008
    captain k - sorry i still haven't dropped by chapel hill yet

    Kevar on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Martha: "What would you call this?" (Holding up kitchen knife).

    Snoop: "That's a shank."

    Jordyn on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well they're both felons right

    Fandyien on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Keith, did you see Snoop Dogg was on Martha Stewart?

    No! But i'll watch it at work!

    Garlic Bread on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Nap is just trying to avoid objections at his wedding.

    "Don't marry him! He's a big fag!"
    Reason #716 why it would be a bad idea to invite Butters to my wedding.

    Don't invite my ass; I'd just find a way to bribe the musicians in order to Rickroll an entire wedding reception.

    Darth Waiter on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    i want to apologise to naporeon for that one time i jerked off while fantasising about you

    bongi on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i want to apologise to naporeon for that one time i jerked off while fantasising about you
    in that vein i am apologizing to futore, cardboard tube, fiz, and blaket

    Orikaeshigitae on
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