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Child's Play Charity Dinner!

Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
Through the same mystery donor as previous years, I have two pairs of tickets to the Child's Play Charity Auction Dinner to give away!

So, i'd like to take suggestions as far as how to distribute them to the most deserving SE++ers.

Running List (ranked):
  1. Photography Contest (ChicoBlue)
  2. Pick the nicest person (BusterK)
  3. Comic Edit Contest (ivar)
  4. Cook-Off (Koshian)
  5. Best Contest Idea Contest (Koshian)
  6. Vogon Poetry Contest (DrZiplock)
  7. Best Dressed (potatoe)
  8. Contest of Practicality (A Dabble of Thelonius)
  9. Spider-Eating Contest (Rankenphile)
  10. Penny Arcade Song/rap video Contest (vsove)
  11. Rap Battle (Orikaeshigitae)
  12. Boggle Tourney (Fiz)
  13. Khoosplay (I Win Swordfights)
  14. Insult Contest (neville)
  15. Calvinball (Meissnerd)
  16. Unreal Tourney (JarofmoldyMayo)
  17. Oldest Forumer (a duck)
  18. Pokemon Contest (munkus)
  19. Scrabble Tournament (Worthless Lurker)
  20. Wheel of Khoo (robothero)
  21. Postcount to Distance from PAX Ratio (Geek)
  22. Costume Contest (Cyvros)
  23. Dance Off (vsove)
  24. Fattest Forumer (Metzger Meister)
  25. First Person to Ask (Worthless Lurker)
  26. Cage Match (Jarofmoldymayo)
  27. Best Khoopun (khavall)
  28. Crab-Off (Kazhiim)
  29. Chess Tourney (Jarofmoldymayo)
  30. Bogey Award (Fiz)
  31. You Don't Know Jack Tourney (Geek)
  32. Karaoke Contest (lostwords)
  33. Mandarin-Off (viv)
  34. Longest Neckbeard (Worthless Lurker)
  35. PA Erotic FanFic Contest (Butler)
  36. Frequent Flyer Mile Award (Viv)
  37. Secret Santa Khoo Contest (Keith)
  38. Gettysburg Address Contest (The Geebs that is Mod)
  39. Via Humiliation/loss of dignity (ChicoBlue)
  40. Math Problem (Fishman)
  41. Best Drag (Raneados)
  42. Hot Food Eating Contest (Wombat)
  43. Cracker Eating Contest (Mr. Henry Bemis)
  44. Best Aussie Accent (#pipe)
  45. Largest ding dong (Callius)
  46. Weaboo Endurance Test (cvryos)
  47. Most Confused (As7)
  48. Pip's Butt Contest (A Dabble of Thelonius)
  49. Most impressive poop (satansfingers)
  50. Give it to the most horrible person (Koshian)

Some guy.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Humiliation.

    Make the people offer up their dignity.

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    JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    A cage match.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hand to hand combat

    FUCK YOU JAR

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Grow the longest neckbeard.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pick whoever isn't a despicable abomination of humanity
    Don't know what you should do with the other ticket though

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Rap battle.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    I hate you Robert Khoo

    I win your contests when I don't live here, and as soon as I move, you bring them back

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I presume that a dick measuring contest is out of the question, yes?

    Callius on
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I would win a dick measuring contest so easy

    I can measure dicks like nobody's business

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    A photo contest.

    The two photographers that best capture the spirit of the season win the tickets.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I presume that a dick measuring contest is out of the question, yes?

    Length? Width? Circumference?

    An average?

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dance off.

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited November 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    you should give it to the person with the most beautiful soul

    Sorry. Disqualified. Too similar too BusterKs. If you'd like to file an appeal this is the correct thread.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    you should give it to the person with the most beautiful soul

    shit

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited November 2008
    Rap battle.

    pssh like this would even be a competition

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    A photo contest.

    The two photographers that best capture the spirit of the season win the tickets.

    Yes this

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The nicest person is lostwords but I doubt he can use them.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Despite his sorrow over being disqualified, I can't let Koshian have credit for dance off.

    Unless he sent it in PMs, I don't know.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    biggest poop (requires photographic evidence)

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited November 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Despite his sorrow over being disqualified, I can't let Koshian have credit for dance off.

    Unless he sent it in PMs, I don't know.

    oops fixed.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Write and record a song about the season and/or Penny Arcade.

    Judged based not on quality of singing, but effort.

    Maybe make it a music video, I don't know.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited November 2008
    best recital of the gettysburg address (from memory)

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    person who sent Robert Khoo the best present for Secret Satans in 2007

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pair of tickets? Obviously, there must be some kind of competition to see which two people can wear Batman and Robin costumes without being laughed/giggled/sniggered at.

    Alternatively, Gabe and Tycho outfits.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Pair of tickets? Obviously, there must be some kind of competition to see which two people can wear Batman and Robin costumes without being laughed/giggled/sniggered at.

    Alternatively, Gabe and Tycho outfits.

    Tycho and Gabe as Batman and Robin
    Or Bunsen and Beeker

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Pair of tickets? Obviously, there must be some kind of competition to see which two people can wear Batman and Robin costumes without being laughed/giggled/sniggered at.

    Alternatively, Gabe and Tycho outfits.

    Tycho and Gabe as Batman and Robin
    Or Bunsen and Beeker

    So... Gabe gets to be Robin? I'm just thinking that Gabe's got hair and Robin often had hair.

    Or dressing up as Gabe as Goku. See, now I'm just thinking about characters with hair.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    contest: most willing to eat this jar of spiders

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Give them to the person most likely to actually go.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Last year was a poetry contest.

    I'm almost inclinded to back up Orik on the rap battle idea as a polar opposite.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    rank first question

    why do you have a jar of spiders



    second

    are they alive


    third

    get in my butt

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alternate idea. Put the tickets in pips butt. Whoever emerges with them first wins.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    rank first question

    why do you have a jar of spiders



    second

    are they alive


    third

    get in my butt
    the answer to all three is "yes"

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    curious

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Last year was a poetry contest.

    I'm almost inclinded to back up Orik on the rap battle idea as a polar opposite.

    Rap is poetry in motion

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    contest: most willing to eat this jar of spiders

    so are you ready to go into the zooperior court yet?

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Penny Arcade erotic fanfiction contest

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    If an integer n is greater than 2, then the equation a n + b n = c n has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c.

    Please prove.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    If an integer n is greater than 2, then the equation a n + b n = c n has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c.

    Please prove.

    False.
    Counterexample:
    a = 1, b = 1, c = 2

    Are you trying for Fermat or something?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    contest: most willing to eat this jar of spiders

    I'll collect my tickets in the morning

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2008
    The Wheel of Khoo

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