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If SE++ Was A Classy Restaurant...

HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
... All our dishes would come from this book.
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes wrote:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

It suggests ejaculating into tupperware every morning, and then freezing it so you always have a substantial quantity on hand. I know many of you already do this, so I'm curious as to if you'd try any of these recipes.

Ideas include:
-Strawberry Splasharita
-Man-Made Oysters
-Veal Scallopini
-Lime Aoili
And, my personal favorite
-Spunky Candied Pecans

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    That's hot.

    I mean gross.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it would take so long to prepare a meal for 4 on your own

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Some people have way to much cum on their hands.

    I mean time...shit

    What did I say again

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    did you take a link you found in another thread and turn it into a thread of your own?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am for the first time in a long time, at a complete loss for words.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I suppose it was only a matter of time.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    did you take a link you found in another thread and turn it into a thread of your own?

    No, I received it from other internet sources. Although it wouldn't surprise me if it was somewhere else on here.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I thought this was going to be about olive garden

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    peter north will be our leading supplier

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That isn't real. You are a rube for showing this to us.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That maybe just the most awful thing ever.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I am for the first time in a long time, at a complete loss for words.

    You're just disappointed someone stole your idea.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    That maybe just the most awful thing ever.

    no man, africa still exists

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I am for the first time in a long time, at a complete loss for words.

    You're just disappointed someone stole your idea.

    :( I was gonna test my ideas on Chris


    sheri
    I mean sheri



    shit

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    That isn't real. You are a rube for showing this to us.

    You can preview the book

    All those recipes I listed are in the preview...


    They all exist

    Someone took the time to write them

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well, if this is true you can now tell women to suck your dick to end world hunger.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    That maybe just the most awful thing ever.

    no man, africa still exists

    I stand corrected.

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is the worst thing I've seen all day.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    now if only i can make a semen powered car

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    now if only i can make a semen powered car

    Oh man.

    Imaging the refueling stations.

    D:

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OK time to do odds on how many people get this book from their secret satan.

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    powered by a cumbustion engine

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    kovak why would you go and suggest a thing

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh.

    Hey.

    Look at this.

    Something completely weird.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    now if only i can make a semen powered car

    Oh man.

    Imaging the refueling stations.

    D:

    Behind the gas cap is a fleshlight.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    look

    we need clean

    renewable energy

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    now if only i can make a semen powered car

    Oh man.

    Imaging the refueling stations.

    D:

    Behind the gas cap is a fleshlight.

    But what about women drivers.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    drive up to a gas station

    some dude comes up and jerks off into your car

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    look

    we need clean

    renewable energy
    Or, at least renewable.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Oh.

    Hey.

    Look at this.

    Something completely weird.

    you lookin' in a mirror?

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    If someone offers you a homegrown cucumber, you say 'no!'

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i was looking at this cookbook

    it looks awful

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    If someone offers you a homegrown cucumber, you say 'no!'

    "Goddammit Ray, If somebody ask if you are a god, you say YES!"

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I feel sorry for pip. This was going to be like his senior thesis project at culinary school.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    look

    we need clean

    renewable energy
    Or, at least renewable.

    this could get the unemployed to work

    they're on at least 3 times a day anyway

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was actually going to cook the homeless

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    now if only i can make a semen powered car

    Oh man.

    Imaging the refueling stations.

    D:

    Behind the gas cap is a fleshlight.

    But what about women drivers.

    They scrape it off their face.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am so completely horrified by this and yet I'm laughing uncontrollably.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's ok, Pip. I still haven't told anyone about your placenta cook book.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    If someone offers you a homegrown cucumber, you say 'no!'

    "Goddammit Ray, If somebody ask if you are a god, you say YES!"

    Yes, that was the culture reference I was using there, well done.

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