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Senior Quotes

The RustThe Rust Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
I am in high school.

Senior quotes for the yearbook are due next Monday.

I really don't know what to say other than the typical THX MOM+DAD ILY and maybe a short statement reppin' the hometown. I am trying to think of something that will make people laugh. What might you suggest I submit so that everyone will remember the awesomeness that is me?

Keep in mind I attend an all-male catholic institute, so the entry must be somewhat appropriate. However, I encourage pushing the limits with double meanings and inuendos.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FAGS ARE GREAT

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Rust wrote: »
    Keep in mind I attend an all-male catholic institute, so the entry must be somewhat appropriate. However, I encourage pushing the limits with double meanings and inuendos.

    This will not end well.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jesus died so I could masturbate.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    EAT IT FAGGOTS

    ~~hearts

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    STEVE HOLT!

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ALLAHU AKBAR

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yol bolsun!

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    SERIOUSLY HOMOSEXUALITY IS GREAT

    YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIMES

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Buy half a page and put this in
    Take up the White Man's burden--
    Send forth the best ye breed--
    Go bind your sons to exile
    To serve your captives' need;
    To wait in heavy harness,
    On fluttered folk and wild--
    Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
    Half-devil and half-child.

    Take up the White Man's burden--
    In patience to abide,
    To veil the threat of terror
    And check the show of pride;
    By open speech and simple,
    An hundred times made plain
    To seek another's profit,
    And work another's gain.

    Take up the White Man's burden--
    The savage wars of peace--
    Fill full the mouth of Famine
    And bid the sickness cease;
    And when your goal is nearest
    The end for others sought,
    Watch sloth and heathen Folly
    Bring all your hopes to nought.

    Take up the White Man's burden--
    No tawdry rule of kings,
    But toil of serf and sweeper--
    The tale of common things.
    The ports ye shall not enter,
    The roads ye shall not tread,
    Go mark them with your living,
    And mark them with your dead.

    Take up the White Man's burden--
    And reap his old reward:
    The blame of those ye better,
    The hate of those ye guard--
    The cry of hosts ye humour
    (Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
    "Why brought he us from bondage,
    Our loved Egyptian night?"

    Take up the White Man's burden--
    Ye dare not stoop to less--
    Nor call too loud on Freedom
    To cloke your weariness;
    By all ye cry or whisper,
    By all ye leave or do,
    The silent, sullen peoples
    Shall weigh your gods and you.

    Take up the White Man's burden--
    Have done with childish days--
    The lightly proferred laurel,
    The easy, ungrudged praise.
    Comes now, to search your manhood
    Through all the thankless years
    Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
    The judgment of your peers!

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Contracted herpes from a toilet seat

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jesus is a lie! Fuck the pope!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    WE GO PLAY HOOP
    thanks Tut, Gramps, Choom Gang and Ray for all the good times

    L
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    S

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was touched by the following priests...

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Eight equals equals dee

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I came in here thinking it was going to be about things old people say.

    Nevermind.

    Put "I like turtles"

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    pipe i'm going to pm you something

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Regret not the passing of time and the parting of friendships.
    Regret only the parting of my cock from your sweet ass.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wasn't allowed to have a quote because the year before a bunch of kids set up their quotes were set up so that with the first letter of each quote would spell, "FUCK YOU JIMMY P"

    Our principal was Jim Person

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  • HayasaHayasa Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I look forward to college.
    Less sausage, more burger.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hope that many of my fellow students will join me in missionary positions over the summer.
    I might even call back the best of you afterwords.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    I wasn't allowed to have a quote because the year before a bunch of kids set up their quotes were set up so that with the first letter of each quote would spell, "FUCK YOU JIMMY P"

    Our principal was Jim Person

    I'm curious what the ones that began with U and K were

    Urology will be my profession?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

    If there is only one time in your life where you can use a good Simpsons quote properly, you should.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I WENT TO THIS ALL BOYS CATHOLIC INSTITUTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOVE OF MEN

    best totp

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    C=3

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    C=3

    Do you mean

    8====D O:
    8==):
    8====D~ *:

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    One of my friends' quotes was "Not even death can save you from me."

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    One of my friends' quotes was "Not even death can save you from me."
    hahahahaha

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    For ages we learn
    And still little we know, but
    Good were the years and
    Great were the friends. So
    Out we must go into the world,
    Though we'll never forget this
    School.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Is that from that godawful graduation song by I think Jem

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't remember what my quote was (if I even had one)

    my friend's was a Mike Jones quote ("back then they didn't want me. now i'm hot they all on me")

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    poptarts as fuck

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Everything's legal until you get caught.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Is that from that godawful graduation song by I think Jem

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDM3eYp4KQ&feature=related

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No I think they should use the Diablo quote.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    yessss vitamin c. that song and eve 6's here's to the night played nonstop everywhere when i graduated high school. good memories.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    One of my friends' quotes was "Not even death can save you from me."

    I'm not even sure why I think this is funny

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    "It's Frankenstein's monster, duh"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    yessss vitamin c. that song and eve 6's here's to the night played nonstop everywhere when i graduated high school. good memories.

    those two + green day - good riddance were three choices for my eighth grade graduation (you're old)

    i think we went with puff daddy - i'll be missing you

    seriously

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