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Child's Play Charity Dinner Contest (Update - Winners in first post!)

Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
Based on feedback from this thread, I will be giving away three sets of fully transferable tickets for the dinner on the 9th of December via the following contest:

1. You must submit a photo you took of something that reminds you of the holidays. It can't be obscene. Got that SE? No dongs. I don't care if you see a dong and it makes you think of Frosty the effing Snowman. NO. You may submit up to 3 photos.
2. You must submit a name for who you believe is the nicest person on the forums.
3. You must submit an edited comic that celebrates the holiday season.
4. You can bake me something and send it in the mail.

We're doing this famitsu style, so:

1 (photo) is worth 60 points.
2 (name) is worth 10 points.
3 (comic) is worth 30 points.
4 (baked goods) are worth 0 points, but I will still accept them.

Each section will be scored individually. Please post entries in this thread. Deadline is December 1st.

UPDATE!

Here's how shizz broke down:
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So Doublehawk00, Munkus and I Win At Swordfights please send me a PM to work out the details.

As an FYI Bogey wins nicest forumer, which has its own prize.

Some guy.
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    are we being graded on how well we can pick a nice person, or does the person with the most nice votes get the points?

    potatoe on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    may the person we choose contain dongs?

    edit: sorry. i'm going to start working on my entry now

    Futore on
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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Can the baked goods contain dongs?

    Daric on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Can the comic contain dongs?

    Khavall on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm totally nice 8-)

    M.D. on
  • SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    So who wants the baked goods shaped like dongs?

    Skillaz on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I believe that it is Robert Khoo who is the nicest person on the forums. I know this sounds like sucking-up and by all means it certainly is, but while the rest of us are a mostly-jovial lot who can be sympathetic and considerate of others on occasion, Robert Khoo is the only person on the forums who has consistently done and said nice things while expressing very little ill regard to other forumers.

    Twice I have missed a chance to meet with this man in person, once missing out on his offer to purchase me dessert (something no other forumer other than VisionOfClairity has done and she doesn't count because I pay her in sex and back-massages).

    No other person who posts on this forums can match the enthusiasm and support Khoo has given to sick children through his role in Child's Play and he has practically created the monolith of comedy and "gamer" "culture" that is Penny-Arcade dot commercial domain as it stands today.

    Therefore I submit that it is the OP, Robert Thaddeus Mutterfukking Khoo who is the nicest forum-poster.

    I do not care if I win this contest but I truly believe in what I have posted here.

    TankHammer on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I nominate Kuribo's Shoe for nicest person because he runs Secret Satans year after year against his better judgement and all common sense.

    Butler on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I believe that it is Robert Khoo who is the nicest person on the forums. I know this sounds like sucking-up and by all means it certainly is, but while the rest of us are a mostly-jovial lot who can be sympathetic and considerate of others on occasion, Robert Khoo is the only person on the forums who has consistently done and said nice things while expressing very little ill regard to other forumers.

    Twice I have missed a chance to meet with this man in person, once missing out on his offer to purchase me dessert (something no other forumer other than VisionOfClairity has done and she doesn't count because I pay her in sex and back-massages).

    No other person who posts on this forums can match the enthusiasm and support Khoo has given to sick children through his role in Child's Play and he has practically created the monolith of comedy and "gamer" "culture" that is Penny-Arcade dot commercial domain as it stands today.

    Therefore I submit that it is the OP, Robert Thaddeus Mutterfukking Khoo who is the nicest forum-poster.

    I do not care if I win this contest but I truly believe in what I have posted here.

    you got something brown on your nose there, Tank

    CrackedLens on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kyle, you trying to say that you think Khoo is anything less than the nicest forums-poster? That's not nice Kyle. What are you some kind of racist?

    TankHammer on
  • SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't think Khoo can be nominated for this competition, there should be a rule on it, to not allow PA Staff to be nominated.

    Skillaz on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I submit Meissnerd as the nicest person on the forums

    he is always incredibly sweet to everyone no matter what, and he manages to be one of the funniest people on the planet without ever being crude or mean at all

    I wish I could be more like him and I think everyone else should wish the same thing

    World as Myth on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Skillaz wrote: »
    I don't think Khoo can be nominated for this competition, there should be a rule on it, to not allow PA Staff to be nominated.

    This would be fair. I will second this motion.

    TankHammer on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    'Tanks, you are sexing the best female former, you know that, right?

    Also, I'm so nice that you should probably just throw in a round-trip ticket for me to fly out there.

    Because I'm that nice.

    NotASenator on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Lack of destination makes it difficult to mail baked goods

    Usagi on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    I submit Meissnerd as the nicest person on the forums

    he is always incredibly sweet to everyone no matter what, and he manages to be one of the funniest people on the planet without ever being crude or mean at all

    I wish I could be more like him and I think everyone else should wish the same thing

    now you have to dump your boyfriend and leave unexpectedly when other people enter the room.

    Garlic Bread on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Just write KHOO on the envelope

    they'll know

    Butler on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    5. NO POISONING KHOO!

    Meiz on
  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited November 2008
    Also, No Getting Khoo "Totally High."

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
  • SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Also, No Getting Khoo "Totally High."

    I guess I am not going to send you my cake then Mr Khoo.

    You would have liked it though.

    Skillaz on
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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    LewieP's mother is definitely the nicest person.

    thorgot on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    I submit Meissnerd as the nicest person on the forums

    he is always incredibly sweet to everyone no matter what, and he manages to be one of the funniest people on the planet without ever being crude or mean at all

    I wish I could be more like him and I think everyone else should wish the same thing

    now you have to dump your boyfriend and leave unexpectedly when other people enter the room.
    I don't get it

    World as Myth on
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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited November 2008
    Also, actual submissions please put everything into one concise post. Thanks.

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    robert I need a clarification -- are we only allowed to submit one of each type or can we submit as many as we want

    I might take a lot of cool holiday pictures!

    World as Myth on
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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited November 2008
    Good question. You may submit up to three photos and i will choose what i feel is the best.

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fiz is the nicest because he puts up with Khoo forgetting him every single year and then doesn't take it out on the rest of you jackasses

    Bogey lets people think he is nice so I'll vote for him

    Fiz on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I submit that Geek is the nicest, at least of the forumers I actually know.

    Druhim on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wish I was close enough to even consider this. :(

    Silmaril on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I wish I was close enough to even consider this. :(

    Well, is there an issue with participating and handing over said prize to one of our fellow forumers?

    Meiz on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Meiz wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I wish I was close enough to even consider this. :(

    Well, is there an issue with participating and handing over said prize to one of our fellow forumers?

    Yes,




    I'm an utter cunt.

    Silmaril on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Sil is the nicest (most awful) forumer I know

    Druhim on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sil is the nicest (most awful) forumer I know

    <3(Fuck) you.

    Silmaril on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    you had me at (

    Druhim on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I believe that it is Robert Khoo who is the nicest person on the forums. I know this sounds like sucking-up and by all means it certainly is, but while the rest of us are a mostly-jovial lot who can be sympathetic and considerate of others on occasion, Robert Khoo is the only person on the forums who has consistently done and said nice things while expressing very little ill regard to other forumers.

    Twice I have missed a chance to meet with this man in person, once missing out on his offer to purchase me dessert (something no other forumer other than VisionOfClairity has done and she doesn't count because I pay her in sex and back-massages).

    No other person who posts on this forums can match the enthusiasm and support Khoo has given to sick children through his role in Child's Play and he has practically created the monolith of comedy and "gamer" "culture" that is Penny-Arcade dot commercial domain as it stands today.

    Therefore I submit that it is the OP, Robert Thaddeus Mutterfukking Khoo who is the nicest forum-poster.

    I do not care if I win this contest but I truly believe in what I have posted here.

    I'm pretty sure Robert already has tickets to the dinner.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    I nominate Kuribo's Shoe for nicest person because he runs Secret Satans year after year against his better judgement and all common sense.

    aw, ain't you sweet

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I think I've got a decent idea for some pictures, but I'm not a good photographer at all.

    And I might be able to come up with a pretty good comic edit, but every time I think I've got a good one, everyone else makes ones that are much, much better.

    The Geek on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I would try to think of an idea for a pic to submit, but I think anything I submit from my phone's camera would be easily outdone by Sheri should she choose to participate. Or pretty much anyone else that's into photography here.

    Druhim on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This isn't exactly a well-taken picture, but it was taken with my little Samsung phone and for that it came out pretty well.

    33mpnyd.jpg

    TankHammer on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    d'awwww that's a great pic Kant

    Druhim on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    are those ducks made of bronze

    Garlic Bread on
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