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Kinky anyone?

ancarscein@gmail.comancarscein@gmail.com Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
So anyone activly kinky here...I know I know I am being stupid however I was getting bored.

anyone(sends a kiss to first person)

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ah....say what?

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    soooo kinky

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  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What he said.

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  • ancarscein@gmail.comancarscein@gmail.com Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    what do you like...? and that can range from not only stuff in the bed room but in active scene?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Donating to charity really gets me off

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  • ParagonParagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sorry, I have stage fright, it'll have to stay in the bedroom.

    I don't even like the theater.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Buttsex is great. Does that count? Sex with butts?

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Active scene? I like sheathing my index finger in a jar of chunky peanut butter while in line at the grocery store and smearing it across the face of whoever is handy.

    It's hot.

    And highly illegal.

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *lights the Feral signal*

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  • ancarscein@gmail.comancarscein@gmail.com Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    the peanut butter...hahahahah that good and I can see that being hot..any part of face in particular?

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ancarscein@gmail.com wrote: »
    the peanut butter...hahahahah that good and I can see that being hot..any part of face in particular?

    The eyes.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    AbsoluteZero wrote: »
    Buttsex is great. Does that count? Sex with butts?

    Only if you scream you mom's name during the butt sex.

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    AbsoluteZero wrote: »
    Buttsex is great. Does that count? Sex with butts?

    Only if you scream you mom's name during the butt sex.

    No i usually scream your mother's name. (did i do that right?)

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ancarscein... I'm not sure this thread will end in a way you like.

    Don't worry, it's your first thread. Just might want to lurk a bit more to get a feel of what kind of thread will survive here.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    AbsoluteZero wrote: »
    Buttsex is great. Does that count? Sex with butts?

    Only if you scream you mom's name during the butt sex.

    No i usually scream your mother's name. (did i do that right?)

    Let me ask my mom.
    D:
    :lol:
    :winky:

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  • ancarscein@gmail.comancarscein@gmail.com Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    who said I was trying...I work at a bdsm dungeon...not much phases me...i got bored it is 2:30 am here



    so you put peanut butter over the eys, while screaming my mummies name? ok can i watch?

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I will admit openly that I have not yet seen a poster at any of the boards I have been a regular at that has claimed, truthfully or otherwise, to work at a sex dungeon.

    I'm not sure how you'd even get a job like that.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OTOH, someone has to work them.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gosling wrote: »
    I will admit openly that I have not yet seen a poster at any of the boards I have been a regular at that has claimed, truthfully or otherwise, to work at a sex dungeon.

    I'm not sure how you'd even get a job like that.

    References, references, references.

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  • ParagonParagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gosling wrote: »
    I will admit openly that I have not yet seen a poster at any of the boards I have been a regular at that has claimed, truthfully or otherwise, to work at a sex dungeon.

    I'm not sure how you'd even get a job like that.

    It helps to be a chocobo, but alternately you could also just move to Japan.


    Or you could try Manpower in Texas.

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Im almost afraid to ask..... is chocobo some horrible BDSM slang as well as a FF mainstay?

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  • ParagonParagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Im almost afraid to ask..... is chocobo some horrible BDSM slang as well as a FF mainstay?

    Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I believe it's Swahili for "Up the butt...no no, up your butt."

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  • ancarscein@gmail.comancarscein@gmail.com Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    no it just helps if you know the owner...the place is called The Woodshed....you can look it up at www.thewoodshedorlando.com
    it is in Orlando Florida

    i also knew the previouse owners as well, been going to that place since last year.
    we do wome wack up stuff there

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You want kinky?

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    This is my dildo.

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  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    You want kinky?

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    This is my dildo.

    I see yours and raise you:
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That's just a troll doll.

    Wait.


    ...

    Oh my god. D:

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    That's just a troll doll.

    Wait.


    ...

    Oh my god. D:

    The hair on my butthole makes me giggle. :winky:

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Paragon wrote: »
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Im almost afraid to ask..... is chocobo some horrible BDSM slang as well as a FF mainstay?

    Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I believe it's Swahili for "Up the butt...no no, up your butt."

    For serious? I can never look at a square soft game the same way again.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Paragon wrote: »
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Im almost afraid to ask..... is chocobo some horrible BDSM slang as well as a FF mainstay?

    Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I believe it's Swahili for "Up the butt...no no, up your butt."

    For serious? I can never look at a square soft game the same way again.

    Aerith is Sanskrit for "Filthy Whore"

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ancarscein@gmail.comancarscein@gmail.com Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ...Hot...
    That is a nice dildo Kagera.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    I make my womens post in threads, and then I lock them.

    Who's in charge?

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    # 8. Call Of Duty

    Single or Multiplayer, Infinity Ward apparently knows how to please - with stirring sound, powerful scenes, and challenging pomegranates. They've single-handedly given the World War 2 genre a stay of execution, drawing as they did on new perspectives and considerable experience working in its confines. The clan I play with will sometimes stay at the spawn in Harbor, shooting the water with a pistol just to enjoy the sound of a single bullet plipping through the surface. The game is full of fine touches, wholly unnecessary flourishes that elevate it. If you were wondering how to get on our "best of" list for a given year, play Call of Duty and take careful notes.

    # 7. Links 2004

    The multiplayer matches we've had in Links 2004 quite simply compare with any - any - game we've ever played against other human beings. I'm as shocked as anyone, and in the abstract it's hard to imagine a game like this providing what you would call "addictive multiplayer." A host of intriguing golf scoring systems and methods of play reward different approaches to the game and require varying levels of teamwork - and nowhere, not in any other experience I've had online, have I had to rely so much on my teammate. When the whole game comes down to only forty or so individual inputs - for some game types, even less - they matter. There have been other golf games, other good ones even. I never got into them like I did Links 2004, which - despite some flaws in presentation - produces the most compelling round of golf out there, multi or no.

    I'm sad that Panzer Dragoon Orta didn't make its way on this list, you'd think since I helped write the list it would be something I had the power to resolve - but this club is so exclusive, it only allows twelve members. If you'd like to see PDO get its propers, feel free to head over to Gamespot's time-release awards ceremony where it snagged Best Shooter from games like Call Of Duty and Max Payne. I would never have put those games on the same list - a rail shooter, a third person action game, and an FPS - but anomalies are bound to crop up when you choose genre as your top level hierarchy. We have absolutely no grouping mechanism whatsoever, I'm not saying their process is faulty. What we're doing is directly comparing Apples to Nuclear Reactors. Which one is more crisp, which one produces more electricity, etc.

    (CW)TB out.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    I need a cigarette.

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