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What's YOUR state's fetish?

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  • nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »

    For some reason this reminded me of that south park episode where the internet dies and Stan's dad is addicted to brazilian fart porn. Then, for reasons even more mysterious to myself i google'd "brazilian fart porn."

    I guess I'm not all that surprised that it's real, more in my ability to sit though a whole video just to see if anything else was going to happen. It doesn't. Pretty much just girls farting in girls faces.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    How does Utah beat everyone for "Batman"?

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    How does Utah beat everyone for "Batman"?

    Batman's vigilante style justice has a strong appeal with the polygamists.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man I found one South Dakota excels at.

    http://statestats.appspot.com/?q=fuck+my+wife

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    that's because our neighbors are all fucking hot

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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  • BjacobsBjacobs Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This does not surprise me

    I'm from the '5th drunkest city in the nation' which ironically is also (allegedly) the 'happiest city in the nation for women'

    what i'm saying is... i'm from north dakota, we're a bunch of drunks.

    i'm sortof confused by what exactly the 'relative rate of search queries' means the top ranking one is ALWAYS 100, but the other ones could be anything... i just don't see what that figure represents exactly.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Soccer

    Suicide -0.61 (Negative, moderate)

    It's true, Soccer saves lives, ignorant americans.

    alternatively: If you don't like soccer, kill yoself.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bjacobs wrote: »
    i'm sortof confused by what exactly the 'relative rate of search queries' means the top ranking one is ALWAYS 100, but the other ones could be anything... i just don't see what that figure represents exactly.
    I think its like grading on a curve. The top state is 100% and the other states represent a precentile based on how close they are to the top state.

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  • BjacobsBjacobs Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i guess that makes sense.

    it also makes me sad that nobody else cares about the closest thing we have to a celebrity...

    http://statestats.appspot.com/?q=josh+duhamel

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Twilight
    Utah 100.0
    Idaho 54.0(next state)

    VotedForBush 0.44 (Positive, moderate)
    PercentYouth 0.44 (Positive, moderate)
    Area 0.44 (Positive, moderate)
    Suicide 0.4 (Positive, moderate)
    Obesity 0.3 (Positive, weak)

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh hey something else North Dakota has a good hold over.

    Being fucking awful.
    http://statestats.appspot.com/?q=depressing

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh, Hawaii. You're so cute with your made-up words.

    http://statestats.appspot.com/?q=da+kine

    Y'know, I hate to be the guy who's whole shtick is hating Hawaii, but...

    God-fucking-damnit Hawaii.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Soccer

    Suicide -0.61 (Negative, moderate)

    It's true, Soccer saves lives, ignorant americans.

    alternatively: If you don't like soccer, kill yoself.

    hahahaha

    NGN should have gotten a bigger laugh for that joke, what's with with people?

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Metric Correlation with McCain
    Illiteracy 0.44 (Positive, moderate)
    ViolentCrime 0.43 (Positive, moderate)
    Unemployment 0.37 (Positive, weak)
    Rainfall 0.37 (Positive, weak)
    Density 0.34 (Positive, weak)
    Longitude 0.28 (Positive, weak)
    InfantMortality 0.28 (Positive, weak)
    Obesity 0.27 (Positive, weak)
    PercentYouth 0.04 (Positive, very weak)
    Income -0.01 (Negative, very weak)
    Area -0.04 (Negative, very weak)
    PercentElderly -0.08 (Negative, very weak)
    Age -0.1 (Negative, very weak)
    EnergyConsumption -0.13 (Negative, very weak)
    VotedForBush -0.16 (Negative, very weak)
    Suicide -0.25 (Negative, weak)
    LifeExpectancy -0.29 (Negative, weak)
    Latitude -0.36 (Negative, weak)
    Frost -0.41 (Negative, moderate)
    HighSchoolGrad -0.47 (Negative, moderate)
    Metric Correlation with obama
    Density 0.49 (Positive, moderate)
    ViolentCrime 0.45 (Positive, moderate)
    Rainfall 0.32 (Positive, weak)
    Unemployment 0.31 (Positive, weak)
    Illiteracy 0.3 (Positive, weak)
    Longitude 0.29 (Positive, weak)
    Obesity 0.21 (Positive, weak)
    Income 0.21 (Positive, weak)
    InfantMortality 0.2 (Positive, very weak)
    PercentYouth 0.04 (Positive, very weak)
    Area -0.06 (Negative, very weak)
    Age -0.15 (Negative, very weak)
    EnergyConsumption -0.19 (Negative, very weak)
    PercentElderly -0.27 (Negative, weak)
    VotedForBush -0.29 (Negative, weak)
    LifeExpectancy -0.31 (Negative, weak)
    Latitude -0.31 (Negative, weak)
    Suicide -0.35 (Negative, weak)
    HighSchoolGrad -0.36 (Negative, weak)
    Frost -0.38 (Negative, weak)
    Just precious

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    just for the aging hippie liberal douche gamers

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    Wyoming: furry free since 1890

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  • BjacobsBjacobs Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    JC of DI wrote: »
    Oh hey something else North Dakota has a good hold over.

    Being fucking awful.
    http://statestats.appspot.com/?q=depressing
    I wonder if that has anything to do with the drinking.

    I'm supposed to be working but this site is too gorram addicting

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    apparently every state loves it some horse porn

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Metric Correlation with horse porn

    EnergyConsumption 0.72 (Positive, strong)
    VotedForBush 0.58 (Positive, moderate)
    Suicide 0.51 (Positive, moderate)
    Obesity 0.43 (Positive, moderate)
    InfantMortality 0.32 (Positive, weak)
    PercentElderly 0.27 (Positive, weak)
    Frost 0.25 (Positive, weak)
    Area 0.24 (Positive, weak)

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    So is the new logo for Republicans going to be a vectorised Mr Hands?

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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