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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ok, off to make lamb stew.

    Be good to each other, [chat].

    I'll be good tits.

    Already failing sabs.

    You dont like my tits? :(

    Well geez sabs. When's the last time you let poor Preacher tit-fuck you?

    Richy on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ok, off to make lamb stew.

    Be good to each other, [chat].

    I'll be good tits.

    Already failing sabs.

    You dont like my tits? :(

    No they are flabby and look like that vampire from Blade.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    my titties make plenty of people happy *tear*

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    left 4 dead boughted!

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Judges get reputations just like lawyers

    I had a trial in front of the one who "lets everything in" and "ignores the evidence code"

    Guess what - he let everything in except some shitty faxed medical documents from another state

    Was the trial regarding blowing up the property of some damned dirty Neutrals?

    Incenjucar on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NOCTURNE:

    Icecrown, Alliance, Nova Sicilia Delivery.

    James on
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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rad has made excellent tasty things.

    She also talks in the third person.

    radroadkill on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rad has made excellent tasty things.

    She also talks in the third person.

    You are wasted on Quid

    now give me cookies

    nexuscrawler on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey guys, I'm pooped and sick.

    Say something nice so I feel better.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rad has made excellent tasty things.

    She also talks in the third person.

    Rad is narrating her life.

    Like in Stranger Than Fiction, but she is actually crazy.

    James on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey guys, I'm pooped and sick.

    Say something nice so I feel better.

    Zimmy is a good person!

    James on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey guys, I'm pooped and sick.

    Say something nice so I feel better.

    really? pooping usually makes me feel better

    nexuscrawler on
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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rad has made excellent tasty things.

    She also talks in the third person.

    You are wasted on Quid

    now give me cookies

    I've made cupcakes, and also chocolate peanut butter mallow bars.

    DeShadowC on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Trying to get the Javelin II and Escutcheon II with the treasure hunter ability in Nelveska temple in FFT is a bitch.

    Nocturne on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey guys, I'm pooped and sick.

    Say something nice so I feel better.

    Zimmy is a good person!

    Yay!

    <3

    Clearly you are James the Greater, Son of Zebedee, and not James the Less, Son of Alphaeus.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Rad has made excellent tasty things.

    She also talks in the third person.

    You are wasted on Quid

    now give me cookies

    I've made cupcakes, and also chocolate peanut butter mallow bars.

    When you grow a vagina call me

    nexuscrawler on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey guys, I'm pooped and sick.

    Say something nice so I feel better.

    Zimmy is a good person!

    Yay!

    <3

    Clearly you are James the Greater, Son of Zebedee, and not James the Less, Son of Alphaeus.

    We normally go as James and JamesKeenan.

    James on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'd feel better if my doggy had eaten her supper, but she turned her nose up at it and I'm worried that she's not feeling well. If she doesn't eat she won't get her medicine, and this is only Day 3 of our exile.

    I'm going to try and get her to eat again in a couple of hours, but that will mean I need to stay up later to take her out.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Rad has made excellent tasty things.

    She also talks in the third person.

    You are wasted on Quid

    now give me cookies

    I've made cupcakes, and also chocolate peanut butter mallow bars.

    When you grow a vagina call me

    My g/f has a vagina, although she doesn't know how to cook.

    DeShadowC on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey guys, I'm pooped and sick.

    Say something nice so I feel better.
    Everybody's pooped

    Elendil on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Rad has made excellent tasty things.

    She also talks in the third person.

    You are wasted on Quid

    now give me cookies

    I've made cupcakes, and also chocolate peanut butter mallow bars.

    When you grow a vagina call me

    My g/f has a vagina, although she doesn't know how to cook.

    Stop saying things that make no sense. It upsets Baby Jesus.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So, why do so many people hate Muse?

    James on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rad has made excellent tasty things.

    She also talks in the third person.

    You are wasted on Quid

    now give me cookies
    Dude. I know.

    Woman be crazy.

    Quid on
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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    My g/f has a vagina, although she doesn't know how to cook.

    Stop saying things that make no sense. It upsets Baby Jesus.

    What's confusing about a female not knowing how to cook?

    DeShadowC on
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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Rad has made excellent tasty things.

    She also talks in the third person.

    Rad is narrating her life.

    Like in Stranger Than Fiction, but she is actually crazy.


    Quid was typing. :( Not me.

    radroadkill on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    LIES!

    LIES AND SLANDER!

    Quid on
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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I did, however, make tasty food.

    radroadkill on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    LIES!

    LIES AND SLANDER!
    We do not approve of fraudulent posting 'round these parts, fellow

    Elendil on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    My g/f has a vagina, although she doesn't know how to cook.

    Stop saying things that make no sense. It upsets Baby Jesus.

    What's confusing about a female not knowing how to cook?

    Nothing, I'm just being Zimmy.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    MORE LIES!

    Quid on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    LIES!

    LIES AND SLANDER!
    We do not approve of fraudulent posting 'round these parts, fellow
    You hear that rad?

    DO YOU?

    Quid on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I did, however, make tasty food.
    Oh you're rad now, are you?

    Say something only rad would say.

    Elendil on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Rad has made excellent tasty things.

    She also talks in the third person.

    Rad is narrating her life.

    Like in Stranger Than Fiction, but she is actually crazy.


    Quid was typing. :( Not me.

    Little did she know that this simple seemingly innocuous act would result in her imminent death.

    James on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    I did, however, make tasty food.
    Oh you're rad now, are you?

    Say something only rad would say.

    rad do you or do you not love me more than Quid?

    Answer carefully.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    My g/f has a vagina, although she doesn't know how to cook.

    Stop saying things that make no sense. It upsets Baby Jesus.

    What's confusing about a female not knowing how to cook?

    Nothing, I'm just being Zimmy.

    I just assumed it was an unfunny sexist joke, that I didn't get :P

    DeShadowC on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    that french thriller video is fantastic!

    MikeMan on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hmm.

    Quid on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    So, why do so many people hate Muse?

    They do?

    I wasn't aware of this.

    Nocturne on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    My g/f has a vagina, although she doesn't know how to cook.

    Stop saying things that make no sense. It upsets Baby Jesus.

    What's confusing about a female not knowing how to cook?

    Nothing, I'm just being Zimmy.

    No, Zimmy. No. We don't make excuses for these feminazis! Now go into the kitchen and cook me something or knit something that is useful!

    TL DR on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    My g/f has a vagina, although she doesn't know how to cook.

    Stop saying things that make no sense. It upsets Baby Jesus.

    What's confusing about a female not knowing how to cook?

    Nothing, I'm just being Zimmy.

    I just assumed it was an unfunny sexist joke, that I didn't get :P

    Pretty much.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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