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No John, you are the sequel!

MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
You know how video games are awesome? What about movies? Tv shows? Yeah....

Well sometimes they get so awesome that it overflows into it's fans. The fans then have the incredible urge to write some sort of fiction pertaining to their favorite show/game/movie, and that's how we get fanfiction.

Now there has to be some good fanfiction out there(right?) but this thread isn't bout good fanfiction. This thread is about terrible fanfiction.

How terrible?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDbfNc4srzk

(Thanks to berk for animating and bonK for doing the audio)
Original fanfiction text:
BLACK CRISIS WITH MASTER CHIEF
Created by Peter Chimaera
"Chief?"
"Not now," Master Chief answered, as he blasted his rifle at the Covenant guys. "I am in an emergency."
When the emergency was over, he said to the radio, "What is the message?"
"It is very important," said Private Martha Berk, "and you must return to base. I will drive you there."
She pulled in on a warthog just in time as more Covenant came running with other guns.
Chief jumped into the back and fired with the turret at full power.
"What is it?" He said as he shot all over.
"Hold on," Martha panicked. "We are driving right into a black hole."
When Master Chief killed the last of the covenant he let go of the turret and picked up two rocket launchers.
"It's action time," he said. Then he pointed and fired the rockets at the black hole but it did nothing.
"Giant greats!" He exscreamed! But it was too late and they got sucked in. His plan didn't work.
"Our only plan is to use a teleport," she shouted but couldn't be heard over the black hole. Minutes later they were on
the ship and everything was okay.
"Thanks for saving us," Master Chief sighed because it was a long day.

That terrible.

Well hey Veretas that was actually pretty funny!

Of course it was! Because thanks to you, they can be!

This is how it is gonna go:

Step 1: Get a terrible piece of fanfiction(really this is the easiest step)

Step 2: Draw/Make a video/Record yourself reading that piece of fanfiction! It shouldn't be hard to make it funny since it should be so bad it's funny in itself!

Need some inspiration? Here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8yHguvYYyQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA&feature=related

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    aahhaah
    berk is a champion

    neville on
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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i once wrote a Pokemon fanfic, centered on a really dark atmosphere in a militaristic setting.

    the soldiers were the main characters, and the pokemon were reduced to mindless monsters capable of great elemental destruction. the only person capable of taming the beasts and turning them upon the others (i.e. a "trainer") was Gary Oak, who was my favorite character back then.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    does someone still have my doom fanfic voiceover

    i don't think i have a copy anymore

    Knob on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I tried looking for the old thread but I couldn't find it Knob

    I wanted to get it, too.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Knob,

    was it you that did the Paint The Dinosaur playthrough?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    Knob,

    was it you that did the Paint The Dinosaur playthrough?

    why yes, it most certainly was!

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    I tried looking for the old thread but I couldn't find it Knob

    I wanted to get it, too.

    hey alright, i found a copy on my hd

    http://rapidshare.com/files/167875082/NO_JOHN.mp3.html

    if someone wants to put it somewhere other than crappy ol' rapidshare, that'd be great

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man Paint the Dinosaur is super hard.

    Junpei on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Try finding all the paints to get the achievement

    It's fucking ridiculous

    Not mention playing it on Picasso mode. Though I suppose the whole surrealism bit would provide with you with a fair amount of leeway regarding staying within the lines.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fuck that Master Cheif video is great

    FAQ on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Does anyone else think Peter Chimaera is kind of hamming it up?

    #pipe on
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    neville wrote: »
    aahhaah
    berk is a champion

    Very yes. Master Chief grabbing his nuts was a nice touch.

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  • Toxin01Toxin01 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What about the reading of the Doom 3 fanfiction?

    I think the same person the Halo one did it.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Exscreamed is my new favourite word.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fanfics are the worstest thing. Just the worstest thing.

    Hacksaw on
  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I need to start exscreaming things. I think it really is a superior method of communication.

    Fire Truck on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I tried looking for the old thread but I couldn't find it Knob

    I wanted to get it, too.

    hey alright, i found a copy on my hd

    http://rapidshare.com/files/167875082/NO_JOHN.mp3.html

    if someone wants to put it somewhere other than crappy ol' rapidshare, that'd be great

    You should attach it to the thread.

    Meiz on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    last time this thread was around I found the Garfield/DBZ crossover

    hoo boy, that one was trying too hard

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    We should do a voice over of a sailor moon episode where the sailor scouts all have manly voices and tuxedo mask has a woman's voice.

    Call it the tranny scouts or something like that.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Who did the lady voice?

    Tube on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    In Berk's Video? Pretty sure it was all bonK

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    no it's a lady

    Tube on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well through the power of SCIENCE! such things are possible.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Not making a fella into a lady

    That's not possible

    No matter what you say

    Tube on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    holy shit when did Berk and bonK do that video?

    has that existed for a while?

    also where is anjin he has to read pony fan fiction stat

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.

    Tube on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bonK did the voice over as his own thing in my first fanfic thread, and then berk came outta nowhere with it all animated

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Still non-existent huh?

    Meiz on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    Hacksaw on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Meiz wrote: »
    Still non-existent huh?

    wow sweet burn meiz you're really coming into your own

    Tube on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    I know a lot of horse-faced writers and artists.

    e: and guitarists (not even trying to burn tube)

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    Please, I insist you spell it artiste.

    bongi on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    I know a lot of horse-faced writers and artists.

    e: and guitarists (not even trying to burn tube)
    Yeah, but art makes them beautiful. I mean, look at the Rolling Stones. The whole lot of them are more ugly than a bag full of hideous, and yet they all probably get more ass than a park bench.

    Hacksaw on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Meiz wrote: »
    Still non-existent huh?

    wow sweet burn meiz you're really coming into your own
    hey meiz, don't forget to find a way to blame me for this burn

    Druhim on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Everything is your fault, Dru.

    Everything.

    Hacksaw on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    I know a lot of horse-faced writers and artists.

    e: and guitarists (not even trying to burn tube)
    Yeah, but art makes them beautiful. I mean, look at the Rolling Stones. The whole lot of them are more ugly than a bag full of hideous, and yet they all probably get more ass than a park bench.
    At the same time, though, one can't help but think that a person who sleeps with an ugly artist just because they're an artiste must be pretty fantastically stupid

    bongi on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    Still non-existent huh?

    wow sweet burn meiz you're really coming into your own
    hey meiz, don't forget to find a way to blame me for this burn

    Am I missing a story

    Tube on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    I know a lot of horse-faced writers and artists.

    e: and guitarists (not even trying to burn tube)
    Yeah, but art makes them beautiful. I mean, look at the Rolling Stones. The whole lot of them are more ugly than a bag full of hideous, and yet they all probably get more ass than a park bench.
    At the same time, though, one can't help but think that a person who sleeps with an ugly artist just because they're an artiste must be pretty fantastically stupid
    You're just bitter because no one is offering to fuck you silly simply because you know how to play the guitar.

    Hacksaw on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    I know a lot of horse-faced writers and artists.

    e: and guitarists (not even trying to burn tube)
    Yeah, but art makes them beautiful. I mean, look at the Rolling Stones. The whole lot of them are more ugly than a bag full of hideous, and yet they all probably get more ass than a park bench.
    At the same time, though, one can't help but think that a person who sleeps with an ugly artist just because they're an artiste must be pretty fantastically stupid
    You're just bitter because no one is offering to fuck you silly simply because you know how to play the guitar.
    Yes, yes, I'm bitter I don't stick my penis in stupid people.

    bongi on
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