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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That's retarded. I've only fucked the one girl. And that was a mistake. I now know better than to try to get intimate with anything ever.

    How do you fuck a girl by mistake? Is that like in the bible, where it says somthing like "Cain Came in unto her, but by mistake"

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    None of you fucks listened to my gamelan music did you

    Elendil on
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    That's retarded. I've only fucked the one girl. And that was a mistake. I now know better than to try to get intimate with anything ever.

    How do you fuck a girl by mistake? Is that like in the bible, where it says somthing like "Cain Came in unto her, but by mistake"

    You know when you're on queue at the bank, and the line backs up while you're not paying attention?

    Wonder_Hippie on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kilroy wrote: »
    The Archaeology program at U of B.C. is one of the best in North America. And unlike the U.S. government, the Canadians actually give funding to people in my field.

    You're into Archaeology! Sexy! Me too!

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    None of you fucks listened to my gamelan music did you

    Nope.

    Cinders on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    The Archaeology program at U of B.C. is one of the best in North America. And unlike the U.S. government, the Canadians actually give funding to people in my field.

    You're into Archaeology! Sexy! Me too!
    You two should fuck

    Elendil on
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    That's retarded. I've only fucked the one girl. And that was a mistake. I now know better than to try to get intimate with anything ever.

    How do you fuck a girl by mistake? Is that like in the bible, where it says somthing like "Cain Came in unto her, but by mistake"

    Mistake, noun, an action or judgment that is misguided or wrong.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey so

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks give me your cousin's number and I'll stick my meat of atheism +10 inside her.

    She went from muslim --> scientology i don't think atheism is gonna do it or her even if you rough her up some with it over and over until the unholy water spills all over her stupid face

    Half of the girls I've had sex with have gone from devout, almost YEC Christianity to atheism. The other half were The Girls.

    I figured it was mah penus.

    So what your saying is that sex with you is such a horrifyingly awful, empty experience that it proves there is no God.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kilroy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Great Big Sea, eh?

    A friend of mine introduced me to them about a month ago and I've been completely enamoured ever since.

    You're not even Canadian.

    You haven't earned the right.

    I have always been a friend of your people.

    And I want to go to grad school at the University of British Columbia. That counts for something, right?

    Actually yes. Did you like your stay in Vancouver?

    I've never been. :oops: It looks gorgeous, though.

    The Archaeology program at U of B.C. is one of the best in North America. And unlike the U.S. government, the Canadians actually give funding to people in my field.

    Never been :x

    But yeah, if you do end up going to school up here we have to hang out at least once.

    James on
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    The Archaeology program at U of B.C. is one of the best in North America. And unlike the U.S. government, the Canadians actually give funding to people in my field.

    You're into Archaeology! Sexy! Me too!

    Oh, awesome! Have you done any field work yet?

    Kilroy on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    And BAM. Fable II beat.

    It was nice to be able to do it with a skill hero.

    Quid on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    The Archaeology program at U of B.C. is one of the best in North America. And unlike the U.S. government, the Canadians actually give funding to people in my field.

    You're into Archaeology! Sexy! Me too!
    You two should fuck

    Maybe we are already!

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    That's retarded. I've only fucked the one girl. And that was a mistake. I now know better than to try to get intimate with anything ever.

    How do you fuck a girl by mistake? Is that like in the bible, where it says somthing like "Cain Came in unto her, but by mistake"

    You know when you're on queue at the bank, and the line backs up while you're not paying attention?

    He then pulled his account after that deposit.

    Woodroez on
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks give me your cousin's number and I'll stick my meat of atheism +10 inside her.

    She went from muslim --> scientology i don't think atheism is gonna do it or her even if you rough her up some with it over and over until the unholy water spills all over her stupid face

    Half of the girls I've had sex with have gone from devout, almost YEC Christianity to atheism. The other half were The Girls.

    I figured it was mah penus.

    So what your saying is that sex with you is as good as it's ever going to get.

    Wonder_Hippie on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    None of you fucks listened to my gamelan music did you
    I like the samples of gamelan I’ve heard, but I did not try yours.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks give me your cousin's number and I'll stick my meat of atheism +10 inside her.

    She went from muslim --> scientology i don't think atheism is gonna do it or her even if you rough her up some with it over and over until the unholy water spills all over her stupid face

    Half of the girls I've had sex with have gone from devout, almost YEC Christianity to atheism. The other half were The Girls.

    I figured it was mah penus.

    So what your saying is that sex with you is as good as it's ever going to get.

    SWING-AND-A-MISS

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    None of you fucks listened to my gamelan music did you
    I like the samples of gamelan I’ve heard, but I did not try yours.
    e tu, stilist?

    Elendil on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    And BAM. Fable II beat.

    It was nice to be able to do it with a skill hero.

    I need to play that this weekend, I think. I've had it for two or three weeks and it's still on the shelf (though to be fair I haven't played any xbox for a while).

    James on
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Never been :x

    But yeah, if you do end up going to school up here we have to hang out at least once.

    I've actually never been anywhere in the Great White North. :( I really need to rectify that.

    I mean, as Lewis Black said, even drunk on a bet you make it to Canada.

    Kilroy on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks give me your cousin's number and I'll stick my meat of atheism +10 inside her.

    She went from muslim --> scientology i don't think atheism is gonna do it or her even if you rough her up some with it over and over until the unholy water spills all over her stupid face

    Half of the girls I've had sex with have gone from devout, almost YEC Christianity to atheism. The other half were The Girls.

    I figured it was mah penus.

    So what your saying is that sex with you is such a horrifyingly awful, empty experience that it proves there is no God.

    Hippie's sex talk involves phrases like "Where's your messiah now!?"

    TL DR on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Folk recommendations:

    Imitative folk
    Beirut
    Beth Orton
    Bob Dylan
    Devendra Banhart
    Donovan
    Joan Baez
    John Allingham
    John Prine
    Nick Drake
    Nickel Creek
    Odetta

    Folk
    Chrigilchin
    Huun-Huur-Tu
    Leadbelly
    Mahala raï banda
    Woodie Guthrie
    Joseph Spence

    Nickel Creek is bluegrass...

    Drez on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    None of you fucks listened to my gamelan music did you
    I like the samples of gamelan I’ve heard, but I did not try yours.
    e tu, stilist?
    I was already listening to something, plus I can’t watch videos on my computer.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm ridin' spinnas
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    They rollin'

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well screw you guys

    I'm going to sit here

    Listen to gamelan music

    Alone

    Elendil on
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks give me your cousin's number and I'll stick my meat of atheism +10 inside her.

    She went from muslim --> scientology i don't think atheism is gonna do it or her even if you rough her up some with it over and over until the unholy water spills all over her stupid face

    Half of the girls I've had sex with have gone from devout, almost YEC Christianity to atheism. The other half were The Girls.

    I figured it was mah penus.

    So what your saying is that sex with you is such a horrifyingly awful, empty experience that it proves there is no God.

    Hippie's sex talk involves phrases like "Where's your messiah now!?"

    "Guess what? There is no Second Coming!"

    Kilroy on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm ridin' spinnas
    I'm ridin' spinnas
    I'm ridin' spinnas
    They rollin'

    Hey Justin your wheels were loose so I wrapped them in duct tape and superglue.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Shit. Now that I beat it I want to drink while playing TF2.

    Quid on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kilroy wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    The Archaeology program at U of B.C. is one of the best in North America. And unlike the U.S. government, the Canadians actually give funding to people in my field.

    You're into Archaeology! Sexy! Me too!

    Oh, awesome! Have you done any field work yet?

    I did 4 weeks on an house from between the 1860's and 1880's(not really sure when it was built) that was demolished in 1914 to build one of the dorms on campus. Which was actually really awesome because we didn't have to go anywhere. It was right on the front lawn.

    I also did 3 days on a paleo-indian site that was from the Mid-woodland period.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Nickel Creek is bluegrass...

    Bluegrass is a subgenre of American folk.

    James on
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This one's for mcdermott.

    You want to know why people are skeptical about concealed carry laws being the way they are?

    This is why.

    AngelHedgie on
    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks give me your cousin's number and I'll stick my meat of atheism +10 inside her.

    She went from muslim --> scientology i don't think atheism is gonna do it or her even if you rough her up some with it over and over until the unholy water spills all over her stupid face

    Half of the girls I've had sex with have gone from devout, almost YEC Christianity to atheism. The other half were The Girls.

    I figured it was mah penus.

    So what your saying is that sex with you is such a horrifyingly awful, empty experience that it proves there is no God.

    Hippie's sex talk involves phrases like "Where's your messiah now!?"

    "Guess what? There is no Second Coming!"

    I created something wonderful, but now it's all grown up, on its own, and has become more magnificent than I could have ever dreamed.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I'm ridin' spinnas
    I'm ridin' spinnas
    I'm ridin' spinnas
    They rollin'

    Hey Justin your wheels were loose so I wrapped them in duct tape and superglue.

    But...

    My spinnas! You haz stopped them!

    It's okay though.

    Because I believe in a thing called love. I'm listening to the rhythm of my heart. There's a chance we could make it now. We'll be rocking until the sun goes down.
    Seriously though, I believe in a thing called love. Wooohoo.

    JustinSane07 on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks give me your cousin's number and I'll stick my meat of atheism +10 inside her.

    She went from muslim --> scientology i don't think atheism is gonna do it or her even if you rough her up some with it over and over until the unholy water spills all over her stupid face

    Half of the girls I've had sex with have gone from devout, almost YEC Christianity to atheism. The other half were The Girls.

    I figured it was mah penus.

    So what your saying is that sex with you is such a horrifyingly awful, empty experience that it proves there is no God.

    Hippie's sex talk involves phrases like "Where's your messiah now!?"

    "Guess what? There is no Second Coming!"

    "And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. He had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on his horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion."

    moniker on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't think he's here

    Elendil on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Shit. Now that I beat it I want to drink while playing TF2.

    I kinda feel like playing a game but I just took half an Ambien and shit knows how that would turn out.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Nickel Creek is bluegrass...

    Bluegrass is a subgenre of American folk.

    Yeah but they certainly aren't "imitative." Unless "Imitative Folk" is a proper noun I don't know the meaning to.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This one's for mcdermott.

    You want to know why people are skeptical about concealed carry laws being the way they are?

    This is why.
    It's adorable that you can't make horrified, inflammatory OPs anymore and resort to chat.

    Quid on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Shit. Now that I beat it I want to drink while playing TF2.

    I kinda feel like playing a game but I just took half an Ambien and shit knows how that would turn out.

    Benzodiazepines:!:

    TL DR on
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