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"When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It's kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."
-- Robert Pattinson in a recent interview with E!Online.
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I want someone to make a vampire movie where the first half is faggoty Anne Rice sensual vampire nonsense, and then around the midway point, turns into Gorefest 4: The Goryier with no real build up to that. The trailers would all be from the first half, so no one would have any idea that it got it's NC-17 rating from violence, not sexuality.
"When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It's kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."
-- Robert Pattinson in a recent interview with E!Online.
I want someone to make a vampire movie where the first half is faggoty Anne Rice sensual vampire nonsense, and then around the midway point, turns into Gorefest 4: The Goryier with no real build up to that. The trailers would all be from the first half, so no one would have any idea that it got it's NC-17 rating from violence, not sexuality.
all the trailers showcase the interactions of pale-skinned, black-haired individuals angsting about relationships and secrets and darkness
then the movie starts and it turns out those are the humans and Count Orlock comes out and spreads rat-plague everywhere for an hour and forty-five minutes
New Frankenstein's monster will be very attractive and articulate, and will possess an intuitive understanding of easy-looking fashion.
He will, however, be slightly aloof and a little shy. Humor will often be lost on him.
Frankenstein himself will now be an attractive but bookish woman, who no one can understand. Having built herself a companion the villagers will force them to go into hiding, where she will discover her inner strength, carving the two of them a place in society before tragically dying of cancer.
New Frankenstein's monster will be very attractive and articulate, and will possess an intuitive understanding of easy-looking fashion.
He will, however, be slightly aloof and a little shy. Humor will often be lost on him.
He strangles the quarterback of the local high school team after he picks on him in the hallway. This leads to him having to join the FIREHawks and carry them through the season.
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WE WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER VAMPIRE FILM THAT ISN'T EMBEDDED WITH FAGGOT EMO NONSENSE FOR TEENAGE GIRLS TO ENJOY
BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT KILL PEOPLE AND ACT LIKE FUCKING MONSTERS INSTEAD BROODING FAGGOTS ANYMORE
man, that must be so hard to do.
Does that mean the next Castlevania is going to be a dating sim?
the book was probably as decent as vampire loves human crybaby faggot books go
and now they are all ruined
she's like "It's about vampires and stuff, like Twilight!"
she's an idiot.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Van Hellsing was a non-gothic attempt to play on old-school monster movie themes.
It was pretty terrible, but watchable if you could just turn off your brain and enjoy it for the mindless action flick that it is.
mm-mmm
Or Frankenstein's Monster if you're a picky bitch
I am!
Hehehehehe
"When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It's kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."
-- Robert Pattinson in a recent interview with E!Online.
NOBODY UNDERSTAND LOVE
ME ANGRY
ME SAD
BOO HOO RAAARRR
BOO HOO RAARRRRRRRRRRR
ME DEAD
ROLL CREDITS
sexy frankenstein
FIRE BAD!
BREAD GOOOOOOOD. :winky:
Me too 8-)
No no no no no no
New Frankenstein's monster will be very attractive and articulate, and will possess an intuitive understanding of easy-looking fashion.
He will, however, be slightly aloof and a little shy. Humor will often be lost on him.
all the trailers showcase the interactions of pale-skinned, black-haired individuals angsting about relationships and secrets and darkness
then the movie starts and it turns out those are the humans and Count Orlock comes out and spreads rat-plague everywhere for an hour and forty-five minutes
Nah, it's going to be zombies.
AND TEENAGE GIRLS LAP THAT SHIT UP
WHAT THE FUUUUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0mx0dBXkw4
This is not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYgy_E5Jcto
Necrophilia
Bestiality
and
Pedophilia
Tumblr blargh
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU
Frankenstein himself will now be an attractive but bookish woman, who no one can understand. Having built herself a companion the villagers will force them to go into hiding, where she will discover her inner strength, carving the two of them a place in society before tragically dying of cancer.
Airing 2 and 9 pm every day on Lifetime.
He strangles the quarterback of the local high school team after he picks on him in the hallway. This leads to him having to join the FIREHawks and carry them through the season.
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU
bring back the Nosferatu and the vampires that go fuck crazy and blow up black cops with dynamite