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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    there was that one episode of band of brothers

    you can't falsify a drama that moving

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Man, don't you guys know the Holocaust is a myth?


    Man, tackling the Holocaust myth would be the most depressing Mythbusters ever

    Besides this mountain of evidence including videos, written statements, photographs, real life accounts, eye witnesses, buildings, piles of bodies, and documents what do you have to prove it exists?

    Not a goddamn thing, that's what.

    Fuck

    I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm going for an 80% success rate with putting italics in my posts today

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fuck

    I guess it's back to the drawing board.

    Don't worry, Hunter; I have faith that you can do it.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fuck

    I guess it's back to the drawing board.

    Don't worry, Hunter; I have faith that you can do it.

    I'd love to talk one and one with a holocaust denier and just ask them what piece of information they feel is lacking.

    Like Hitler in a candid interview with Eli Wiesel saying "sorry man, I was caught up in the moment of killing all you people, my bad".

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Valkyrie means choosing of fallen. I didn't know that until I checked wikipedia and it all makes more sense now.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's also scandanavian broads with big tits and metal underwear riding unicorns or some shit, right.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'd love to talk one and one with a holocaust denier and just ask them what piece of information they feel is lacking.

    I think they're lacking just a general fund of knowledge, to be honest.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man, you guys ever scratch an itch and it felt so good you nearly ruined your pants?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'd love to talk one and one with a holocaust denier and just ask them what piece of information they feel is lacking.

    I think they're lacking just a general fund of knowledge, to be honest.

    That was just a set up for an Eli Wiesel joke. I've always wanted to use that name in a joke, but the topic is usually too depressing.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    man, you guys ever scratch an itch and it felt so good you nearly ruined your pants?
    Your mom usually handles the scratching for me, but yes, I know exactly what you mean.

    edit: Hunter, I will do some research, but I don't know who that is.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, and they like choose the fallen that may live until the end of time and fight the giants when the gods die. I don't really know that they'd be Scandinavian though. I mean, it's not like Valhal is like a suburb south of Oslo on the E6 or something.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    oh god

    so I left a glass of water about half full here before I went home for thanksgiving

    just now found it, all the water evaporated and oh my god the pipes here are so dirty

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    man, you guys ever scratch an itch and it felt so good you nearly ruined your pants?
    Your mom usually handles the scratching for me, but yes, I know exactly what you mean.

    edit: Hunter, I will do some research, but I don't know who that is.

    wrote an excellent book on surviving the holocaust

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Yeah, and they like choose the fallen that may live until the end of time and fight the giants when the gods die. I don't really know that they'd be Scandinavian though. I mean, it's not like Valhal is like a suburb south of Oslo on the E6 or something.

    I though they were all Norse and viking like. Hanging out with Thor and his magic hammer.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    It's also scandanavian broads with big tits and metal underwear riding unicorns or some shit, right.
    they call it "sharing a ride to work"

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Max Brooks presents: The Holocaust Survival Guide

    followed by

    World War H (2)

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    man, you guys ever scratch an itch and it felt so good you nearly ruined your pants?
    Your mom usually handles the scratching for me, but yes, I know exactly what you mean.

    edit: Hunter, I will do some research, but I don't know who that is.

    holocaust survivor, he wrote three books (Night, Dawn, and Day) about it and they are saaaaaaaaaad.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    man, you guys ever scratch an itch and it felt so good you nearly ruined your pants?
    Your mom usually handles the scratching for me, but yes, I know exactly what you mean.

    edit: Hunter, I will do some research, but I don't know who that is.

    He wrote the book Night about his personal experiences in a concentration camp. Very moving.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    whoa there are three books?

    I think I only ever read night

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I will pick those up, time permitting.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    whoa there are three books?

    I think I only ever read night

    Night's the one everyone reads in high school, but yeah there are two others. They're all very short.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Man, don't you guys know the Holocaust is a myth?


    Man, tackling the Holocaust myth would be the most depressing Mythbusters ever
    hahahahhahahha

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Man, don't you guys know the Holocaust is a myth?


    Man, tackling the Holocaust myth would be the most depressing Mythbusters ever
    hahahahhahahha
    well uhm

    here are some more photographs of emaciated jews that we uh

    uhm

    feel point towards uh

    fuck

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    well uhm

    here are some more photographs of emaciated jews that we uh

    uhm

    feel point towards uh

    fuck

    Photoshopped; look how happy this Jew actually is:
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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Awesome Wehrmacht Generals include Gotthard Heinrici, Hasso von Manteuffel, and Erwin Rommel.

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Everyone loves Rommel.

    I love saying his last name.

    Rommel.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rommel was awesome and a bit of a dick but in an awesome way.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rommel couldn't take Patton

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The North African Front was pretty much the only front that didn't have a shit ton atrocities except maybe New Zealanders shooting up a German field hospital.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rommel couldn't take Patton

    You're an idiot.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rommel was pretty rad. I remember reading somewhere that he refused to participate in the final solution and was very kind to the Jews he captured in his African campaigns.

    Also his name is sweet. I am naming the next cat I get Rommel.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Rommel couldn't take Patton

    You're an idiot.
    I'm thinking of the movie right now

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Rommel couldn't take Patton

    You're an idiot.
    I'm thinking of the movie right now

    Patton or The Desert Rat?

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Patton

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've actually never seen any of Patton outside of the opening scene, but I recall having a hard time understanding why people treat it as such a magnificent cinematic moment.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Also I think a movie about Otto Skorzeny would be pretty cool. He wasn't exactly a good guy but his story is certainly an interesting one.

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Apparently there's a bunch of old Nazis who live in the remote jungles of Argentina.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Apparently there's a bunch of old Nazis who live in the remote jungles of Argentina.

    A shitload of Nazis fled to South America before the Nuremburg trials. A shitload. Interestingly, too, during the banana wars the United States government inserted a few of these ex-Nazis into power in sovereign countries they were influencing because of their 'prior experience'.

    I am not sure if this is empirically true but I do recall reading that in some Noam Chomsky book.

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If so, that is fucked, but not all too suprising at the same time.

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