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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Best smokes are after 3 days of non-smoking due to being a fucking student. They are so awesome they make me hard

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Precisely.

    Where most people think, "Okay, I have five minutes, I will sit in this chair" I think "OH GOD I HAVE FIVE MINUTES QUICK SPRINT OUTSIDE WHY ISN'T THIS LIGHTER WORKING FLICK FLICK FLICK"

    Was once told to go fuck myself cos I didn't have a working lighter while smoking. I laughed, cos I had a lit smoke and she didn't. Stupid homeless lassy

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Precisely.

    Where most people think, "Okay, I have five minutes, I will sit in this chair" I think "OH GOD I HAVE FIVE MINUTES QUICK SPRINT OUTSIDE WHY ISN'T THIS LIGHTER WORKING FLICK FLICK FLICK"

    I tend to do the "bargaining" thing.

    I can go five minutes without smoking.

    Shit, this is taking forever.

    How long has it been? Oh goddamnit it's only been two minutes.

    Okay, maybe just one. But I've already had one today. And I will probably want one after the next break too.

    Well, maybe I'll only smoke one tomorrow... then if I have three today it'll like balance out.

    It quickly becomes a slippery slope.

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    Nope, just an asshole when without money or smokes, so for like 3 days a month. In essence, a chick.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I was thinking about this just the other day

    that gary glitter song

    this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xthGHD-zikk

    the one 99% of stadiums dropped as a spirit song after the whole child molesting thing



    motherfucker made great fucking songs

    you idiots can go suck a kid's dick


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWa7V17n2no

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU_eo9_482E

    Raneados on
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    Nope, just an asshole when without money or smokes, so for like 3 days a month. In essence, a chick.

    My old room-mate used to put on her lowest-cut top and bum smokes in bars when she was without money or smokes.

    Horseshoe on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    Nope, just an asshole when without money or smokes, so for like 3 days a month. In essence, a chick.

    My old room-mate used to put on her lowest-cut top and bum smokes in bars when she was without money or smokes.

    I had a buddy who smoked really heavily, had no job, and had some serious drug problems. He was a really great guy but he smoked like two packs a day and could not afford to do that with the small amount of money he garnered scamming people with fake WoW accounts, so he would just wander the streets and ask anyone smoking for a cigarette.

    Sometimes he'd come back with like ten cigarettes and a random homeless guy he met or something.

    Fandyien on
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    Nope, just an asshole when without money or smokes, so for like 3 days a month. In essence, a chick.

    My old room-mate used to put on her lowest-cut top and bum smokes in bars when she was without money or smokes.

    I had a buddy who smoked really heavily, had no job, and had some serious drug problems. He was a really great guy but he smoked like two packs a day and could not afford to do that with the small amount of money he garnered scamming people with fake WoW accounts, so he would just wander the streets and ask anyone smoking for a cigarette.

    Sometimes he'd come back with like ten cigarettes and a random homeless guy he met or something.

    Damn, dude. That's like the best definition of being a drain on society I've heard lately.

    Horseshoe on
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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    holy shit. get that man a PR job right now

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He could be the GPC version of the Marlboro Man.

    Welcome to dirtbag country.

    Horseshoe on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    quitting smoking is one of the hardest things i've ever done. and i don't know if it even counts, because i still smoke sometimes when i drink. but when i was in college i would smoke a pack to a pack-and-a-half every day.

    the wook on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    Nope, just an asshole when without money or smokes, so for like 3 days a month. In essence, a chick.

    My old room-mate used to put on her lowest-cut top and bum smokes in bars when she was without money or smokes.

    I had a buddy who smoked really heavily, had no job, and had some serious drug problems. He was a really great guy but he smoked like two packs a day and could not afford to do that with the small amount of money he garnered scamming people with fake WoW accounts, so he would just wander the streets and ask anyone smoking for a cigarette.

    Sometimes he'd come back with like ten cigarettes and a random homeless guy he met or something.

    Damn, dude. That's like the best definition of being a drain on society I've heard lately.

    You have no idea. It was actually pretty fucking sad, because he was a bright, fun, good writer, then he got an apartment and started irresponsibly using drugs. He tripped on acid every day for two weeks and gave himself some manifestation of schizophrenia, started associating with heroin addicts, and stealing from his friends.

    Fucker still owes me $200 but I do not think I will ever see him again. Too bad, really, to see a dude destroy himself entirely because they lack self-control. He was fuckin' crafty though. Dude made like ~$6,000 scamming people on the internet by pretending to sell them WoW accounts.

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    quitting smoking is one of the hardest things i've ever done. and i don't know if it even counts, because i still smoke sometimes when i drink. but when i was in college i would smoke a pack to a pack-and-a-half every day.

    That's totally quitting. Smoke-drinking isn't shit, except beig social. FUCK smoking bans, it's so goddamn cold out.

    Captain Smiggy on
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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    Nope, just an asshole when without money or smokes, so for like 3 days a month. In essence, a chick.

    My old room-mate used to put on her lowest-cut top and bum smokes in bars when she was without money or smokes.

    I had a buddy who smoked really heavily, had no job, and had some serious drug problems. He was a really great guy but he smoked like two packs a day and could not afford to do that with the small amount of money he garnered scamming people with fake WoW accounts, so he would just wander the streets and ask anyone smoking for a cigarette.

    Sometimes he'd come back with like ten cigarettes and a random homeless guy he met or something.

    Damn, dude. That's like the best definition of being a drain on society I've heard lately.

    You have no idea. It was actually pretty fucking sad, because he was a bright, fun, good writer, then he got an apartment and started irresponsibly using drugs. He tripped on acid every day for two weeks and gave himself some manifestation of schizophrenia, started associating with heroin addicts, and stealing from his friends.

    Fucker still owes me $200 but I do not think I will ever see him again. Too bad, really, to see a dude destroy himself entirely because they lack self-control. He was fuckin' crafty though. Dude made like ~$6,000 scamming people on the internet by pretending to sell them WoW accounts.

    Seriously, PR job. They're con men at the best of times and whores the rest of it, so GO GO GO

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    quitting smoking is one of the hardest things i've ever done. and i don't know if it even counts, because i still smoke sometimes when i drink. but when i was in college i would smoke a pack to a pack-and-a-half every day.

    That's totally quitting. Smoke-drinking isn't shit, except beig social. FUCK smoking bans, it's so goddamn cold out.

    I yearn for the wonderful time when smoking was allowed everywhere.

    Malls, movie theaters, department stores, restuarants, everywhere. And it was a faux pah for a man to leave his house without a pack of chesterfields and a clean hat.

    Fandyien on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    Nope, just an asshole when without money or smokes, so for like 3 days a month. In essence, a chick.

    My old room-mate used to put on her lowest-cut top and bum smokes in bars when she was without money or smokes.

    I had a buddy who smoked really heavily, had no job, and had some serious drug problems. He was a really great guy but he smoked like two packs a day and could not afford to do that with the small amount of money he garnered scamming people with fake WoW accounts, so he would just wander the streets and ask anyone smoking for a cigarette.

    Sometimes he'd come back with like ten cigarettes and a random homeless guy he met or something.

    Damn, dude. That's like the best definition of being a drain on society I've heard lately.

    You have no idea. It was actually pretty fucking sad, because he was a bright, fun, good writer, then he got an apartment and started irresponsibly using drugs. He tripped on acid every day for two weeks and gave himself some manifestation of schizophrenia, started associating with heroin addicts, and stealing from his friends.

    Fucker still owes me $200 but I do not think I will ever see him again. Too bad, really, to see a dude destroy himself entirely because they lack self-control. He was fuckin' crafty though. Dude made like ~$6,000 scamming people on the internet by pretending to sell them WoW accounts.

    man, acid wouldn't even do anything after a week of everyday use. in my experience, using more than once every two weeks significantly diminished returns.

    the wook on
  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    quitting smoking is one of the hardest things i've ever done. and i don't know if it even counts, because i still smoke sometimes when i drink. but when i was in college i would smoke a pack to a pack-and-a-half every day.

    That's totally quitting. Smoke-drinking isn't shit, except beig social. FUCK smoking bans, it's so goddamn cold out.

    I yearn for the wonderful time when smoking was allowed everywhere.

    Malls, movie theaters, department stores, restuarants, everywhere. And it was a faux pah for a man to leave his house without a pack of chesterfields and a clean hat.

    Check Ed Murrow out. Man smoked so damn much he was an add for the fucking things. Also just a great, principled pain in the ass of a man. Like Jimmy McNulty.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have never gone more then 16 hours without a cigarette or nicotine-patch since I started three years ago. I cannot imagine doing that. Physical nicotine withdrawal for me is legitimately painful, to the point where I absolutely cannot tolerate being without it.

    [edit] Basically what I am saying is are you Nietzsche because that is some serious willpower.

    Nope, just an asshole when without money or smokes, so for like 3 days a month. In essence, a chick.

    My old room-mate used to put on her lowest-cut top and bum smokes in bars when she was without money or smokes.

    I had a buddy who smoked really heavily, had no job, and had some serious drug problems. He was a really great guy but he smoked like two packs a day and could not afford to do that with the small amount of money he garnered scamming people with fake WoW accounts, so he would just wander the streets and ask anyone smoking for a cigarette.

    Sometimes he'd come back with like ten cigarettes and a random homeless guy he met or something.

    Damn, dude. That's like the best definition of being a drain on society I've heard lately.

    You have no idea. It was actually pretty fucking sad, because he was a bright, fun, good writer, then he got an apartment and started irresponsibly using drugs. He tripped on acid every day for two weeks and gave himself some manifestation of schizophrenia, started associating with heroin addicts, and stealing from his friends.

    Fucker still owes me $200 but I do not think I will ever see him again. Too bad, really, to see a dude destroy himself entirely because they lack self-control. He was fuckin' crafty though. Dude made like ~$6,000 scamming people on the internet by pretending to sell them WoW accounts.

    man, acid wouldn't even do anything after a week of everyday use. in my experience, using more than once every two weeks significantly diminished returns.

    Oh, I know. I guess he didn't do it every day; he started out the week with a few hits, and then continued escalating his dose to absurd levels like every other day throughout the following week. I mean, I've tried to do L two days in a row before, and it didn't so shit, but I suspect his predispotion to schizophrenic behavior and the sheer volume of acid he pumped into his system did it.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    sometimes i want to start smoking just so i can quit smoking

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  • Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mel gibson was the road warrior. i don't care if hes a bigot

    Riggs Blitzkrieg on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think Tom Cruise is a terrible actor on top of being a scientologist and completely insane

    Zombiemambo on
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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    sometimes i want to start smoking just so i can quit smoking

    "Sick boy decided to quit at the same time as me. Not for any real reason, just to prove that he could do it too, thus diminishing my own achievement"

    Fuck you Williamson.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think Tom Cruise is a terrible actor on top of being a scientologist and completely insane

    you'd be wrong

    Raneados on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Beavo your boy is sexy like young Ukrainian prostitute but he is missing the point sometimes I think.

    he's just always really aggressive and angry.


    send for help!...please!

    beavotron on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Is this thread about Pudge wars Rank?

    Are you talking shit about TossRock?

    Cause don't be talkin no shit about Tossrock rank

    wait what

    is this a right handed insult or something

    like, the opposite of a left handed compliment

    Tossrock on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't like Tom Cruise because of his crazy eyes

    also his acting always seems affected to me

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    i liked tom cruise until i found out he wasnt black

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Hahahahaha, silly Sheri.


    Taking photos isn't Art!

    Not when I do it it isn't

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