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Why do the illuminati want to wipe out Earth's population?

Lord JezoLord Jezo Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
I have been hearing this for a while now and I can't quite figure it out. Why do the Illuminati want to kill off almost all of humanity and keep only a few pockets for themselves to control? What will they get for it?

http://educate-yourself.org/nwo/nwopopcontrol.shtml
In order to preserve the 'best' of humanity when the supposed 'self-destruction' of the earth takes place around the year 2,000, the JASON Society proposed that a vast network of underground cities be built in order to secure living quarters for the chosen Illuminati elite, high level cooperative politicians, and selected military elements. Underground cities are also co-habitated by extraterrestrial alien groups that the secret government has made treaties with for technology exchange and human-alien hybrid breeding programs.

I guess I can understand them wanting to preserve themselves and making sure that the world will survive for them, but their ability to kill everyone is something that keeps coming up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxpOtu1ausA

I wonder how they are choosing, if there is a list or if it's just everyone who is not them.

http://www.overlordsofchaos.com/html/illuminati_manifesto.html
A Mass Culling of the People via Planned Parenthood, toxic adulteration of water and food supplies, release of weaponised man-made viruses, man-made pandemics, mass vaccination campaigns and a planned Third World War. Then, the Dark Agenda will impose upon the drastically reduced world population a global feudal-fascist state with a World Government, World Religion, World Army, World Central Bank, World Currency and a micro-chipped population. In short, to kill 90% of the world's population and to control all aspects of the human condition and thus rule everyone, everywhere from the cradle to the grave.

Will they really enjoy it if it's only a few of them ruling over everyone else or will they just grow bored with us?

Ugh. This is going to be a problem.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Just hope that in the darkest moments of humankind's existence a hero arises from the ashes of the world we knew.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's because they are thrall to our soon to be space overlords.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    submit or resist?

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Someone's been listening to a bit too much coast to coast.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Just hope that in the darkest moments of humankind's existence a hero arises from the ashes of the world we knew.

    Tugg Speedman is Scorcher in Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown.

    Here we go again....again.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm confused as to how mass vaccinations and bioweapons go together

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm confused as to how mass vaccinations and bioweapons go together

    They are actually releasing the dormant viruses to be activated later. Probably through the use of gamma rays or somthing.

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  • OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Probably pretty boring being one of the richest men in the world, with all those mansions and personal islands. Mass extinction is just something to pass the time, really.

    Or maybe it's just their reaction to all the unwashed masses spreading disease. Since Howard Hughes parodies have shown me the ultra-wealthy are all hypochondriacs. It's the 21st century analog of nobles sniffing scented kerchiefs as the local stable boy passes by.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    It's because they are thrall to our Benefactors.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hmm... retarded flakes... they're GRRRRRrrrrreat!!!

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  • OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sentry wrote: »
    hmm... retarded flakes... they're GRRRRRrrrrreat!!!

    You're no fun. Besides, these are important questions. Like all that Zombocalypse planning.

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  • Brian888Brian888 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Where's that Picard picture when I really need it?

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I for one welcome our new imaginary overlords.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Awful lot of crazy for a friday morning

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have considered doing a thesis on conspiracy theories but I'm pretty sure it's been done.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If you could, wouldn't you want to kill the majority of all humans?

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No. Then again, I'm not a sociopath

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  • Richard_DastardlyRichard_Dastardly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Illuminati. Hurricane Katrina. Both start with letters of the alphabet. Coincidence? I think not.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have considered doing a thesis on conspiracy theories but I'm pretty sure it's been done.

    They're being written all the time, but the university dons are all members of the Illuminati, so they're kept under wraps.

    I'm pretty sure that the reason I've done practically nothing on my dissertation is because the work of Tatwine holds a dark secret, and the university is keeping me lazy by adding sleeping powder to the 8p packets of noodles in Sainsbury's.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Peewi wrote: »
    If you could, wouldn't you want to kill the majority of all humans?
    Why the flying fuck would I want to do that? I mean, enslave the majority of the population? Maybe you've got something there. Kill the majority? That's just messy and wasteful.

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Illuminati. Hurricane Katrina. Both start with letters of the alphabet. Coincidence? I think not.

    They both in end vowels!

    Oh my fucking god!

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Wait, what is this? I'm so utterly confused.

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  • Richard_DastardlyRichard_Dastardly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    If you could, wouldn't you want to kill the majority of all humans?
    Why the flying fuck would I want to do that? I mean, enslave the majority of the population? Maybe you've got something there. Kill the majority? That's just messy and wasteful.

    What the hell are you gonna do with billions of slaves? I mean, other than do an awesome rendition of Thriller for Youtube.

    Nah. I think they'd better serve as a message to the remaining humans.

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm confused as to how mass vaccinations and bioweapons go together
    Vaccinations for some, bioweapons for others.

    It's a display of their bipartisanship.

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  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feh, I'm not worried. When Walton Simons becomes head of FEMA, then I'll be worried.

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    tallgeeze wrote: »
    Illuminati. Hurricane Katrina. Both start with letters of the alphabet. Coincidence? I think not.
    They both in end vowels!

    Oh my fucking god!
    We're through the looking-glass here people.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So are they are are they not in league with the mole people?

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So are they are are they not in league with the mole people?
    I believe there's a memorandum of understanding.

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  • GanluanGanluan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Illuminati. Hurricane Katrina. Both start with letters of the alphabet. Coincidence? I think not.

    I had to stop myself from busting out laughing at work while reading this. Well done :P

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Do the Illuminati have the ability shift tectonic plates? Sure are a lot of earthquakes lately.

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  • Mr BubblesMr Bubbles David Koresh Superstar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Whos to say this whole forum isn't run by The Illuminati?

    And everyone who is in this thread is their obedient servant?

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't even know how to respond to this.

    Well, with locking.

    But I mean aside from that.

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