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GTA IV Thread - Now More Gay!

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Drool wrote: »
    I never had any problem playing Gears multiplayer when it launched. It doesn't have SecuRom on it, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

    It was a really good port that never crashed once for me and ran well.

    Gears didn't have securom. I know that.

    The co-op was uber-fucked, and it was one of the earliest implementations of GFWL. It had a penchant for crashing randomly for a lot of people, and some people lost their save games often due to GFW problems (like what just happened to LaCabra).

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  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Apparently doing some research I found out that you cannot disable bloom or shadows completely. What in the fuck?

    Even if you try editing the config file for the graphical settings you can only lower the bloom levels to 0 but they are still there so there is no performance drop and no motivation to even do this.

    It's a fucking post processing shader, it shouldn't be impossible to turn it off. Same with the shadows, while they can occasionally look nice, they usually look like complete shit so any reason to keep them on isn't there.

    I'd just like to see how much of a performance increase I would get by having these settings fully disabled.

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I never encountered any problems. It was a solid port.

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  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Drool wrote: »
    I never encountered any problems. It was a solid port.

    In a metaphoric sense, you joined a large group of people in driving through a mine field. Many died in their own burning wreckage, but you. You rode off into the sunset unharmed.

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  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    RCagent, I love you.

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It did fuck all for me.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Suriko wrote: »
    So yeah. Rockstar have confirmed the patch is out.

    They aren't giving any patch notes though.

    What?

    They probably coded it on a drunked bender.

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  • brynstarbrynstar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That page for the patch is kind of hilarious in its simplicity. In spite of all the technical issues, I'm still weirdly fascinated by this game. I loved it on the 360, and would love to get some more achievements out of it and mess around with the video editor. Does it look better than the 360 version even if you can't run it at the highest settings?

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  • JohnDoeJohnDoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Depends on your specs, your tweaks, and the current position of the stars, it can look anywhere from much better to much worse than the 360.

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  • brynstarbrynstar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JohnDoe wrote: »
    Depends on your specs, your tweaks, and the current position of the stars, it can look anywhere from much better to much worse than the 360.

    Haha, well, sounds exciting....

    Maybe I should just wait.

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  • FaffelFaffel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    When the stars are right, the key to unlocking R'lyeh will shine throughout the black depths. And when great Cthulhu rises from the sea to subjugate mankind, he will release a patch to make GTA4 work properly.

    But we'll all be too dead to enjoy it.

    Faffel on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Patch notes:

    this is a patch.

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  • SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, what the hell. I feel sorry for a character in GTA. What the hell is happening to me?

    First safehouse change:
    Until Demitri's betrayal, I hadn't cared for Roman at all. After everything went totally balls-up though, I felt really sad for him. His existence had been pretty pathetic, but it was an existence nonetheless, and now, fresh off the boat, Niko comes in a dicks up everything.

    When he started talking about the dream he'd had it set off the alarm bells, but man. I thought whatever he needed to get would some some stupid crap for Niko, but when he said it was a ring for Mallorie I realised I'd pegged him completely wrong as a person. Not to mention getting the cab company up and running from nothing.

    I guess this makes the first GTA where, filler missions be damned, I'm actually wanting to advance the plot.

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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Suriko wrote: »
    Man, what the hell. I feel sorry for a character in GTA. What the hell is happening to me?

    First safehouse change:
    Until Demitri's betrayal, I hadn't cared for Roman at all. After everything went totally balls-up though, I felt really sad for him. His existence had been pretty pathetic, but it was an existence nonetheless, and now, fresh off the boat, Niko comes in a dicks up everything.

    When he started talking about the dream he'd had it set off the alarm bells, but man. I thought whatever he needed to get would some some stupid crap for Niko, but when he said it was a ring for Mallorie I realised I'd pegged him completely wrong as a person. Not to mention getting the cab company up and running from nothing.

    I guess this makes the first GTA where, filler missions be damned, I'm actually wanting to advance the plot.

    Sadly, there's a shitton of filler missions. In fact, everything in Bohan is filler.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Suriko wrote: »
    Man, what the hell. I feel sorry for a character in GTA. What the hell is happening to me?

    First safehouse change:
    Until Demitri's betrayal, I hadn't cared for Roman at all. After everything went totally balls-up though, I felt really sad for him. His existence had been pretty pathetic, but it was an existence nonetheless, and now, fresh off the boat, Niko comes in a dicks up everything.

    When he started talking about the dream he'd had it set off the alarm bells, but man. I thought whatever he needed to get would some some stupid crap for Niko, but when he said it was a ring for Mallorie I realised I'd pegged him completely wrong as a person. Not to mention getting the cab company up and running from nothing.

    I guess this makes the first GTA where, filler missions be damned, I'm actually wanting to advance the plot.

    Sadly, there's a shitton of filler missions. In fact, everything in Bohan is filler.

    That's a technicality based only on opinion (in this case, fairly correct...) but as opposed to previous GTA games, all missions are required except for things like side missions for Jacob or the assassinations, etc.

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    You're muckin' with a G!

    Do not engage the Watermelons.
  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I haven't played San Andreas, and I didn't play any missions of 4 when I was over at other peoples' houses. Have the missions gotten easier?

    The last area of GTA3 had a bunch of BS missions where there were so many conditions required to beat the missions that I just got frustrated and gave up. Vice City wasn't as bad, but there were still one or two missions that made me break out the cheats because I got tired of running them over and over.

    I'd love to pick this up someday when it...uhh....works.

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  • JohnDoeJohnDoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'd say this game was harder, but mostly because the mouse controls are jumpy and imprecise compared to SA/VC/GTA3.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JohnDoe wrote: »
    I'd say this game was harder, but mostly because the mouse controls are jumpy and imprecise compared to SA/VC/GTA3.

    Do the missions still have a lot of conditions on them? I still have flashbacks to a mission near the end of GTA 3, where you had to get 5 cars to chase you into an abandoned lot, and they would ram you constantly. For the entire mission, there were conditions on it where you could only change cars a couple times at specific points, and even then occasionally the game would bug out and you'd lose even for changing cars under cover. I actually played 3 after VC, and that single mission is the reason I've never played SA or dug into 4.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Weird, I beat GTA3 like eight times and have no idea what mission you're talking about.

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  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Suriko wrote: »
    Man, what the hell. I feel sorry for a character in GTA. What the hell is happening to me?

    First safehouse change:
    Until Demitri's betrayal, I hadn't cared for Roman at all. After everything went totally balls-up though, I felt really sad for him. His existence had been pretty pathetic, but it was an existence nonetheless, and now, fresh off the boat, Niko comes in a dicks up everything.

    When he started talking about the dream he'd had it set off the alarm bells, but man. I thought whatever he needed to get would some some stupid crap for Niko, but when he said it was a ring for Mallorie I realised I'd pegged him completely wrong as a person. Not to mention getting the cab company up and running from nothing.

    I guess this makes the first GTA where, filler missions be damned, I'm actually wanting to advance the plot.

    This was where the true beauty of the PC version shined.

    I played this entire mission and on Independence FM the entire time was playing "Don't Stop Me Now!" by Queen. Followed by "Today" by the Smashing Pumpkins.

    "Todaaaaaaay, is the greatest day. That I have ever known"

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  • SamSam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    They need to patch the 360 version. Fucking shit if you try using it through your DSL modem. Let's you connect with 1/100 users, although once you're connected you're fine. No other game completely goes to shit like that.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    LaCabra wrote: »
    Weird, I beat GTA3 like eight times and have no idea what mission you're talking about.

    That's probably because it's the mission right before the coffee stand one that everyone used to freak out about.

    I'm actually pretty glad I didn't make it a mission further.

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  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    LaCabra wrote: »
    Weird, I beat GTA3 like eight times and have no idea what mission you're talking about.

    That's probably because it's the mission right before the coffee stand one that everyone used to freak out about.

    I'm actually pretty glad I didn't make it a mission further.

    Fuck. Repressed Memories. FUCKING COFFEE STANDS.

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  • That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I finally was able to get it working! I had to nuke my Video card drivers and install the update for DirectX after the patch, but I am playing it!

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what coffee stands

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    RCagent wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    LaCabra wrote: »
    Weird, I beat GTA3 like eight times and have no idea what mission you're talking about.

    That's probably because it's the mission right before the coffee stand one that everyone used to freak out about.

    I'm actually pretty glad I didn't make it a mission further.

    Fuck. Repressed Memories. FUCKING COFFEE STANDS.

    I played GTA3 to that point several times. I got past that point once.

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  • BehemothBehemoth Compulsive Seashell Collector Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    JohnDoe wrote: »
    I'd say this game was harder, but mostly because the mouse controls are jumpy and imprecise compared to SA/VC/GTA3.

    Do the missions still have a lot of conditions on them? I still have flashbacks to a mission near the end of GTA 3, where you had to get 5 cars to chase you into an abandoned lot, and they would ram you constantly. For the entire mission, there were conditions on it where you could only change cars a couple times at specific points, and even then occasionally the game would bug out and you'd lose even for changing cars under cover. I actually played 3 after VC, and that single mission is the reason I've never played SA or dug into 4.

    No, nothing crazy like that. The toughest missions are chase ones, and there aren't any strict conditions on those.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    LaCabra wrote: »
    what coffee stands

    Kenji gives the mission to you.

    "They are selling spank at the street corners like they were selling hotdogs!"

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    little jacob is my favourite

    I hardly understand a word he says but who cares. We went to play darts and ended up holding off the bar against waves of police that streamed in until we were both hospitalized.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh, yeah

    well, that mission was pretty easy

    but i think it might have been one you could skip by
    killing kenji

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I hated the one where the cars had to be in "mint condition."

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that was the worst

    i remember watching my brother play it, he got the last car into the garage and the door closed in the last second. it doesn't register the car's presence until like a second after the door closes, though. mission failed.

    we were so pissed off.

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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Suriko wrote: »
    Man, what the hell. I feel sorry for a character in GTA. What the hell is happening to me?

    First safehouse change:
    Until Demitri's betrayal, I hadn't cared for Roman at all. After everything went totally balls-up though, I felt really sad for him. His existence had been pretty pathetic, but it was an existence nonetheless, and now, fresh off the boat, Niko comes in a dicks up everything.

    When he started talking about the dream he'd had it set off the alarm bells, but man. I thought whatever he needed to get would some some stupid crap for Niko, but when he said it was a ring for Mallorie I realised I'd pegged him completely wrong as a person. Not to mention getting the cab company up and running from nothing.

    I guess this makes the first GTA where, filler missions be damned, I'm actually wanting to advance the plot.

    Sadly, there's a shitton of filler missions. In fact, everything in Bohan is filler.

    That's a technicality based only on opinion (in this case, fairly correct...) but as opposed to previous GTA games, all missions are required except for things like side missions for Jacob or the assassinations, etc.

    I call them filler because they didn't add anything to the game or plot.
    I'm referring specifically to the Elizabeta and Manny missions. They were pointless except for introducing you to Packie and Playboy X. Hell, Manny dies and you never hear from Elizabeta once you leave Bohan. Those missions were really unnecessary.

    On a side note, people, post your "average car/bike speed". It's under "Vehicles" in the "Stats" section. I wanna compare. Mine's a lowly 37.17 MPH. I think it's because I spend so much time backing up, correcting course etc

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Manny was funny though so he gets a pass.

    I find overall the missions are much easier and less frustrating than previous GTAs. I do use a 360 controller though, at least for driving. The mouse and keyboard make shooting missions much easier. I beat the Three Leaf Clover on the first try, but it would have taken several trying to shoot with the sticks.

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  • SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Manny is almost as annoying as Brucie.

    It makes me appreciate how deft Niko is at finding things that get on people's nerves and then using them against people when they annoy him.

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Of course he's annoying. Just like all the dudes he's a parody of.

    Drool on
  • RohanRohan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Suriko wrote: »
    Man, what the hell. I feel sorry for a character in GTA. What the hell is happening to me?

    First safehouse change:
    Until Demitri's betrayal, I hadn't cared for Roman at all. After everything went totally balls-up though, I felt really sad for him. His existence had been pretty pathetic, but it was an existence nonetheless, and now, fresh off the boat, Niko comes in a dicks up everything.

    When he started talking about the dream he'd had it set off the alarm bells, but man. I thought whatever he needed to get would some some stupid crap for Niko, but when he said it was a ring for Mallorie I realised I'd pegged him completely wrong as a person. Not to mention getting the cab company up and running from nothing.

    I guess this makes the first GTA where, filler missions be damned, I'm actually wanting to advance the plot.

    Sadly, there's a shitton of filler missions. In fact, everything in Bohan is filler.

    That's a technicality based only on opinion (in this case, fairly correct...) but as opposed to previous GTA games, all missions are required except for things like side missions for Jacob or the assassinations, etc.

    I call them filler because they didn't add anything to the game or plot.
    I'm referring specifically to the Elizabeta and Manny missions. They were pointless except for introducing you to Packie and Playboy X. Hell, Manny dies and you never hear from Elizabeta once you leave Bohan. Those missions were really unnecessary.

    On a side note, people, post your "average car/bike speed". It's under "Vehicles" in the "Stats" section. I wanna compare. Mine's a lowly 37.17 MPH. I think it's because I spend so much time backing up, correcting course etc

    Mine's even lower than yours at 30.95mph... probably because I keep stealing Feroci's. I love that car. Especially in black.

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    ...and I thought of how all those people died, and what a good death that is. That nobody can blame you for it, because everyone else died along with you, and it is the fault of none, save those who did the killing.

    Nothing's forgotten, nothing is ever forgotten
  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Behemoth wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    JohnDoe wrote: »
    I'd say this game was harder, but mostly because the mouse controls are jumpy and imprecise compared to SA/VC/GTA3.

    Do the missions still have a lot of conditions on them? I still have flashbacks to a mission near the end of GTA 3, where you had to get 5 cars to chase you into an abandoned lot, and they would ram you constantly. For the entire mission, there were conditions on it where you could only change cars a couple times at specific points, and even then occasionally the game would bug out and you'd lose even for changing cars under cover. I actually played 3 after VC, and that single mission is the reason I've never played SA or dug into 4.

    No, nothing crazy like that. The toughest missions are chase ones, and there aren't any strict conditions on those.

    If that's the case, then I'll probably pick it up once it's been fixed.

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  • BehemothBehemoth Compulsive Seashell Collector Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I like Brucie, he's really funny. Some of the best writing in the game with him.

    Manny though, man, fuck him.
    FUCKING MANNY MAKING ME CHASE A FUCKING TRAIN indeed, Niko.

    I was glad I got to help dispose of his body.

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