Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I've just realized I made a terrible mistake and should've married Thanatos, not Quid.
Is he opposed to multicolored Christmas lights, as all well-born men should be
I do not know! But he's more clever than Quid is.
Well, I guess I could say that about a lot of things.
Isn't it odd the people we end up marrying? An entire life of sexual depravity and I marry a guy who has trouble with sex more than once a week. Life is strange.
I married a guy who likes tacky, blinking, multicolored lights at Christmas. I'm disgusted with myself.
Maybe you should educate your tastes.
Everyone knows that the vegas tree is the best tree.
I married a guy who likes tacky, blinking, multicolored lights at Christmas. I'm disgusted with myself.
Blinking isn't so bad. The multicolored... ehn. I prefer white, blue, or green lights, but sometimes the multicolored ones can be ok.
Or should I say 'As well you should be! Shame, shame!' instead? The funny business kinda goes downhill when you're having a serious theology discussion via GTalk.
Did you just plug your theo discussion in [chat]? Is that some kind of hint or something?
Considering it's a discussion going on between me and my father, in private, via GTalk, no. I just wanted to make up for the fact that I wasn't very funny in my response to Rad. :P
I married a guy who likes tacky, blinking, multicolored lights at Christmas. I'm disgusted with myself.
Blinking isn't so bad. The multicolored... ehn. I prefer white, blue, or green lights, but sometimes the multicolored ones can be ok.
Or should I say 'As well you should be! Shame, shame!' instead? The funny business kinda goes downhill when you're having a serious theology discussion via GTalk.
Did you just plug your theo discussion in [chat]? Is that some kind of hint or something?
Considering it's a discussion going on between me and my father, in private, via GTalk, no. I just wanted to make up for the fact that I wasn't very funny in my response to Rad. :P
I agree with your father. He seems like a froody guy who knows where his towel is.
Unless it relates to abortion. Then I have no opinion.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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I had a book propped up against my moniter. I'm doing homework and I'm reading the next assignment.
So I'm cross-legged in my computer chair, one hand in my lap (:winky: not really) and one hand on the mouse. Because at my desk, "right hand on mouse" is the comfortable, natural position.
So anyway, I get to the bottom of the page, and I start scrolling with the mousewheel to read more.
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Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down:whistle:
I had a book propped up against my moniter. I'm doing homework and I'm reading the next assignment.
So I'm cross-legged in my computer chair, one hand in my lap (:winky: not really) and one hand on the mouse. Because at my desk, "right hand on mouse" is the comfortable, natural position.
So anyway, I get to the bottom of the page, and I start scrolling with the mousewheel to read more.
And?
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AlectharAlan ShoreWe're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered Userregular
I don't really like Kevin Smith movies I don't think
Kevin Smith himself is hilarious... his movies... eh
Mallrats is his best movie. Have you ever even seen it?
I've seen Dogma and Clerks 2
The original Clerks is actually quite overrated, I think. Mallrats really was the quintessential Kevin Smith movie.
Clerks is funny, but not as funny as Mallrats. Dogma is hilarious, but it sometimes uses it's characters as obvious mouthpieces for ideology. It's not that I object to the ideology, but it's not good movie-fu to use dialogue as an opportunity to have a character soliloquize about what the right idea of God is or whatnot.
I've just realized I made a terrible mistake and should've married Thanatos, not Quid.
Is he opposed to multicolored Christmas lights, as all well-born men should be
I do not know! But he's more clever than Quid is.
Well, I guess I could say that about a lot of things.
Isn't it odd the people we end up marrying? An entire life of sexual depravity and I marry a guy who has trouble with sex more than once a week. Life is strange.
I married a guy who likes tacky, blinking, multicolored lights at Christmas. I'm disgusted with myself.
Maybe you should educate your tastes.
Everyone knows that the vegas tree is the best tree.
MULTICOLORED BLINKING LIGHTS HANGING ON THE OUTSIDES OF HOMES OR ON WINDOWS SHOULD BE LEFT IN THE SOUTH AND SLOWLY ERASED FROM THOSE STATES AS WELL.
If the Vegas tree refers to some famous tree in Vegas I know nothing of, well, Vegas can have it. It's VEGAS. The colored lights are more acceptable on trees. But not. On. Homes.
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I had a book propped up against my moniter. I'm doing homework and I'm reading the next assignment.
So I'm cross-legged in my computer chair, one hand in my lap (:winky: not really) and one hand on the mouse. Because at my desk, "right hand on mouse" is the comfortable, natural position.
So anyway, I get to the bottom of the page, and I start scrolling with the mousewheel to read more.
And?
He tried to use his scrollwheel to move the text on his book.
I had a book propped up against my moniter. I'm doing homework and I'm reading the next assignment.
So I'm cross-legged in my computer chair, one hand in my lap (:winky: not really) and one hand on the mouse. Because at my desk, "right hand on mouse" is the comfortable, natural position.
So anyway, I get to the bottom of the page, and I start scrolling with the mousewheel to read more.
And?
The book refused to turn pages.
And I've done it once more since posting that, too.
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AlectharAlan ShoreWe're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered Userregular
I had a book propped up against my moniter. I'm doing homework and I'm reading the next assignment.
So I'm cross-legged in my computer chair, one hand in my lap (:winky: not really) and one hand on the mouse. Because at my desk, "right hand on mouse" is the comfortable, natural position.
So anyway, I get to the bottom of the page, and I start scrolling with the mousewheel to read more.
And?
He tried to use his scrollwheel to move the text on his book.
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Multi-colored lights! Lots of 'em! I want them blinking! Blinking, and laid across fake wreaths and leaves!
And they must be the big bulb kind!
This is Christmas!
Kevin Smith himself is hilarious... his movies... eh
You're right, there is a fine line between creepy funny and creepy disrespectful.
But at least I'm not Drez.
Maybe you should educate your tastes.
Everyone knows that the vegas tree is the best tree.
Mallrats is his best movie. Have you ever even seen it?
Considering it's a discussion going on between me and my father, in private, via GTalk, no. I just wanted to make up for the fact that I wasn't very funny in my response to Rad. :P
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ITT JamesKeenan inadvertently reveals that his girlfriend is his first cousin by asserting his Christmas lighting preferences.
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I agree with your father. He seems like a froody guy who knows where his towel is.
Unless it relates to abortion. Then I have no opinion.
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The original Clerks is actually quite overrated, I think. Mallrats really was the quintessential Kevin Smith movie.
You had me at "I'm not Drez".
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And now Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe.
You're so cool.
Edit: Do I detect a hint of Clockwork Orange, or is that "froody" thrown in just for fun?
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So I'm cross-legged in my computer chair, one hand in my lap (:winky: not really) and one hand on the mouse. Because at my desk, "right hand on mouse" is the comfortable, natural position.
So anyway, I get to the bottom of the page, and I start scrolling with the mousewheel to read more.
Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down:whistle:
Clerks 2 is terrible. Dogma is good. But Mallrats really is the best. Seriously. Give it a shot. You won't be disappointed.
And?
Clerks is funny, but not as funny as Mallrats. Dogma is hilarious, but it sometimes uses it's characters as obvious mouthpieces for ideology. It's not that I object to the ideology, but it's not good movie-fu to use dialogue as an opportunity to have a character soliloquize about what the right idea of God is or whatnot.
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MULTICOLORED BLINKING LIGHTS HANGING ON THE OUTSIDES OF HOMES OR ON WINDOWS SHOULD BE LEFT IN THE SOUTH AND SLOWLY ERASED FROM THOSE STATES AS WELL.
If the Vegas tree refers to some famous tree in Vegas I know nothing of, well, Vegas can have it. It's VEGAS. The colored lights are more acceptable on trees. But not. On. Homes.
He tried to use his scrollwheel to move the text on his book.
IT'S FUNNY.
The book refused to turn pages.
And I've done it once more since posting that, too.
Froody was from Hitchhikers. It may have also appeared in Clockwork Orange, I don't know, but it was definitely used in Hitchhikers.
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does anyone know anyone that has the google phone
Well, ok then. I was going to give you extra cool points, but I guess not. Still, quoting the Guide is nifty enough.
Which reminds me, I should probably get around to reading that book you sent me.
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Multicolored blinky lights are especially hilarious in Florida, as it never really feels like Christmas here.
Wasn't it zwei bucher? Because I meant to send 2.
Edit: I say this because I did mean to send 2 and would be distressed to find that I'd screwed up and only sent one.
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Although I'd like to be able to try installing the OS on my phone.
lights are awesome and I wish I had a house to hang them on
ORLY?
Not entirely true.
One time my car totally frosted over.
Truth.
Edit: Once the grass got frosted over and crunched when I walked on it when I lived there.
A Mankind Witch and The Shadow of the Lion. Two books, not one. Sorry.
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Fuck you. Just fuck you.
I live in fucking Massachusetts. We pray that it's frosted over in the morning and not 6" deep in the powder.
Again I find myself agreeing with you. I think I'm finally getting used to it.
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