YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR OF THESE UNITED STATES
AND THE MOTHERFUCKING PROTECTOR OF MEXICO
EMPEROR
NORTON
THE FIRST
This motherfucker right here is Joshua Abraham Norton I
In 1859 this man declared himself The First Emperor of these United States
When he died in 1880, 30,000 people attended his funeral in San Francisco
HE EVEN MADE HIS OWN LEGAL TENDER
This thread is about how fucking awesome this man is.
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promises to pay the holder thereof, the sum of 10 MUTHAFUCKIN' DOLLA'S! in the year 1880 with interest at 5 per cent, per annum, from date, the principal and interest to be convertible, at the option of the holder, at maturity, into 20 years 5 per cent. Bonds, or payable in GOLD MUTHAFUCKIN' COINS!
Given under our royal hand and seal
hand dated and signed by Emperor Norton himself.
insanity.
also this is clearly 10 dollar banknote number 6, as indicate by the number 6 up in the top left corner.
*chest-bump*
No, but he's related to Jim Norton.
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Was he the hockey player who had a franchise of donut shops with his namesake released in Canada?
No Jim Norton is a meaty breasted zilch.
Jim Norton is a comedian who wants to shame fuck Ann Coulter. Funny stuff.
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But I'm not too ambitious.
I'll just take Massachusetts.
it was pretty silly
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Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
That is not right
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I keep meaning to read that again sometime. I read it and loved it but can't remember a damn word about it.
Nah, I don't have enough money and I wanna get them all at once
I was reading Kate Beaton
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STRATOSPHERICAL!
I thought we were talking fake crazy
RHOMBUS!
I don't buy that they're all crazy
Do you buy that they all deserve to be napalmed?
Yeah, crazy hatred